>Spend billions on the two main returning characters to loose weight
>Based Mark Hamill looses weight, grows beard and looks fantastic
>Carrie Fisher stays the same and bitches about having to get into shape
Why is she allowed to get away with it?
Why is it so hard for Americans to get REAL RUSSIANS to play Russian characters in Hollywood movies?
They're always Swedish or Polish or Croatian or some flaky shit.
You're telling me it's easier to find a Croatian than a goddamn Russian?
All these fags and redditors on this place talking about Star Wars. Well you fucks completely missed the only movie that matters that's coming out this week. Enjoy your hack wars.
It does have better effects. And more likeable characters.
Will he be launched into a global superstar or disappear into drug abuse, depression and prostitution like Hayden Christensen?
How is Disney going to recover from this blunder?
You know what would make this fucking movie? If Clint Fucking Eastwood has a cameo as the man with no name. Chances of this happening?
Sorry, i want a breakfast.
Well then feel free to stop into one of the many fine establishments serving breakfast right now.
We don't serve breakfast at this time.
Or I'm sorry, are you the King of Lickmyballsistan?
Fuck this movie. Only entitled Boomers can appreciate this shit.
villain? i don't think so. he was only doing his job.
>80%+ on Rotten Tomatoes
>"It's just set up, we need to see the rest of the trilogy"
>"Who cares if the plot isn't so great, it's fun"
>"At least it's not the prequels"
>There will be a few high profile detractors, /tv/ will mock it
>Eventually as the other films all come out and they're marvelized garbage people will begin to turn on the...
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http://boards.theforce.net/threads/the-new-rumor-intellectual-thread-of-seriousness-for-sophisticated-discourse.50024907/page-2522#post-52962119 PLOT SOUND LIKE JESSICA JONES WILL NOT WATCH
How do you think Lucas felt when he heard this?
Umm the story sound preetu bad ill probably still go see it though SPOILS GUY GICES AWAY WHOLE PLOT. http://boards.theforce.net/threads/the-new-rumor-intellectual-thread-of-seriousness-for-sophisticated-discourse.50024907/page-2522#post-52962119
This picture proves to me that SW TFA will be disappoint.
I'm very doubtful JJ would not have half as much soul into capturing the intricate vibrancy of saber fighting like this one.
Seems to me that the director and Disney have spent half the time looking a all the worldly items made in China and deliberating where to put "Star Wars' on the product box.
Instead all I see are recycled xwings and skeleton celebrities whom have had 10,000 faps since the last outing in the skins of their original characters.
>Movie written by a woman
what is the best sports movie, /tv/ ?
hard mode: no boxing
Why does a multi billion company willing to give its highest ranking movie franchise to someone like this?
Just look at him
Because Spielberg said so.
I'm not joking, remember Spielberg made a deal with Disney for BIG FAT GIANT animated movie and while it's being made this project was around and Spielberg take a look because "hey he's FUCKING SPIELBERG" and he said to give it to Jew Jew Abrams because he's his padawan and shit so they give it to him, while Lucas still crying in his mountain of money.
That's what happend, you cuck
What kind of special douchebag gets invited to these things?