IT'S OVER MARVEL IS FINISHED
Why are people calling it "cuck" for having a black character?
Boyega plays Finn as an ugly, awkward incel comic relief character with a face not even a mother could love
While in the original series you had Lando the suave disco black sex icon
People were only mad because they though that Finn was Rey's lover.
Now that is clear that this is not the case, we can basically agree that Finn is a pretty cool character. And one of the best parts about TFA, imo.
Is it true that
Vader is being cloned and based Hayden will be back for Episode VIII?
Is it good or is it a case of people supporting it because it's nerdy and progressive?
>critic reviews talk about how it's stale shit
>talk about how self-serving it is and how dull all the callbacks are
>talk about how you don't need to see the movie, because you've already seen it
>still rate it as fresh
I guess they want to be invited to the next one.
Nigga was only 24 when he made Citizen Kane. Look at him. He's a baby. Why don't you go and do what he did?
"No, the supreme leader is wise."
What did he mean by this?
>born into an age where hundreds of thousands of movies fit on a drive the size of a small brick
>people still hoard bookshelves worth of useless plastic
Literally give me one reason why everyone that hoards physical media isn't a total fucking moron.
What did /tv/ think about this?
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
I know, the butthurt is going to be amazing.
B R A V O
>>If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door. Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess
Lmao at this faggot
You charge $16 for a burger, fries and a drink? Get fucked. I'll leave whatever mess I want you thieving shitbags
>That good feel while wiping my greasy fry fingers on a seat and leaving a wrapper full of tomatoes and onions on the floor.
It takes all of 5 seconds to sweep that. No biggie.
My only grip was napkins in the cupholders because a) you'll never know whats in a napkin and b) brooms are poor grabbing devices, meaning I'd have to use my hand which is icky as fuck.
I would have actually preferred if people just dumped their shit on the floor instead of stuffing the cupholders.
STAR WARS THE FORCE AWAKENS
Things I liked
Maz Kanata was an interesting character, though she didn't get enough screentime The Millenium Falcon was sleek as fuck I thought Kylo Ren had an interesting design The Luke Skywalker storyline was a great premise Rey is QT as fuck
Things I didn't like:
The level of POTTERY: 1 - Important information given to a droid to be relayed to the Rebels/Resistance later 2 - Escaping the Empire/First Order from a desert planet 3 - Destroying not one, but FIVE Alderaans with the huge superweapon planet-sized station 4 - The Bar scene 5 - Luke/Rey forced to watch mentor Obi-Wan/Han Solo get killed by Darth Vader/Faggot Kylo Ren. Seriously, they couldn't have picked an actor that didn't look like a raging fucking faggot to play the role of one of the main bad guys? He's a fucking pussy as well. What a pathetic villain. The only people he manages to kill in the entire movie are completely defenseless. Too many fucking worthless characters. Poe Dameron is terrible. Captain Phasma is completely pointless and is obviously only there to score SJW points. Bravo, Jew Jew Abrahams. It never captured the feeling of Star Wars The soundtrack was very eh Finn was so forgettable I actually had trouble remembering his name just now, even though I literally just got out of the theatre
Overall, a 6/10. It's basically a remastered New Hope, which is a colossal disappointment. Even George did something new when he made the prequels, JJ. This movie accomplishes nothing at all despite how hard it tries.
They picked Adam Driver for his likeness to young Harrison Ford and the canon version (now not canon) of Revan.
They make him a faggot because you're supposed to hate him instead of rooting for him. So I guess it worked
I like razorfist. Here's him taking down moviebob