Everyone seems really mad that a lot of The Force Awakens leaks ended up being true, specifically thatthe movie follows the rough plot beats of A New Hope. Let's calm our nerd rage for a moment and try and analyze why that might be the case. You could argue that Abrams/Kasdan were playing it safe, that the movie is unoriginal, blahblah. I get that, and that's really not what I was hoping for from this film either. However, over the past fifteen years, the films that we've received have been completely original and utterly disappointing on basically every...
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>The Starkiller base charges by draining suns and then destroys whole solar systems.
No one?
Nobody will reply to you because this is more than five words long, but I agree.
A New Hope was never about reinventing the wheel. It was about refining it. And considering where this franchise has been for the last 15-odd years, we needed a smooth fucking wheel. That's TFA.
I think 8 has a chance at being great, seeing Johnson at the helm. That's where they can get really original, whereas 7 just needed to recapture the magic.
>Episode 7: JJ Abrams, an exceptional mimic of other directorial styles, revives interest in the...
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YOUSA BE MISSIN ME YET?
>>63725130
What the fuck is that?
>>63725130
He was a good friend
>>63725130
Jesus Christ this CGI is terrible
Post your favorite movies from Hollywood's golden age
>nobody responds to this
>all the star shit threads have 300 replies
Is this board all underage?
>>63724949
sorry only memes/star wars/capeshit/lookatwhatthisSJWsaid thread are allowed here
move on
>>63724949
What about neo-noir?
Literally Reddit: The show
Seasons 1 - 4 were reddit.
Season 5 was fucking facebook level.
Literally Reddit The Thread
>>63724939
>>63725031
>>63725118
Hi, reddit!!!
Just saw pic related
Man, what a bummer
>That ending
what if I told you that this movie is based on a book that was the "double" of a another book, which also was adapted to cinema on the previous year
P O T E R Y
>>63725071
It sucked senpai, I'm so disappointed
Starts soon and ends tonight.
3 hours long including the reunion.
Who else /Kelley Wentworth/ here?
Team /jeremy/ reporting in
LINK PLS
Where is his personal phone number, i havent even seen TFA, but i want to yell and vent my rage and disgust on this talentless hack.
the thing is though that you're just waste in human skin walking around. nobody cares about you and you're going to die even more lonely and bitter than you are right now.
JJ on the other hand is a successful guy. You know that annoying sound a fly makes when it gets close to your ear and you just wave your hand to get rid of it? that's how everyone deals with you.
>>63724898
Ill bash that fucker in. The face, and the snyde degrading cunts like you, no one fucks with starwars like that, and fucking gets away with it with out a few broken teeth and a lost testicle or two.
>>63725859
>Ill bash that fucker in. The face, and the snyde degrading cunts like you
are the last words you remember from your alcoholic, trailer trash father yell at the guards holding him down while you visited him in prison where he's doing 20 to life for raping your inbred sister.
remember to pull the trigger in the shower you worthless subhuman piece of shit, so the guys that gotta clean up your shit can get home from work early.
How smug do you think he is right now?
I would assume he's sad it didn't totally bomb.
>>63724602
it obviously wouldn't bomb but many forums have a lot of people complaining about the movie, even before the masses have seen it
>>63724602
its got a star ward brand burned on it. it wont totally bomb, only artistically.
Why does Kylo wear a mask? Just so he can talk funny? Adam Driver sounds almost nothing like the mask voice. It's like they made it incomprehensible on purpose.
>>63724440
>insert shit reason like he is covering his past self and making a new image of himself
>>63724440
because he's a more imposing villain that way
>>63724440
It's just a glib facsimile of Revan.
Whats the most sjw movie? I don't think I've ever seen one.
>>63724415
>Whats the most sjw movie?
Mad Max: Fury Road
>>63724415
I have an original VHS release of the first Star Wars (original as in red bold lettering title, no "A New Hope" on the front, no edits) and I would like to know how much it's worth. If the thread stays up long enough I can fetch it from my grandparents house the next time I go, but that may be awhile. I don't want people offering to buy it, I just wanna know what it's worth. I looked it up, but I just got a bunch of results for the 1997 VHS special editions (the ones that had Luke scream as he hopped off the thing at the end).
>>63724410
Put it on a bidding site for a ludicrous amount of time and advertise it around the web.
This is the kind of thing that will get enough attention to rise to its highest price once the collectors catch on.
At least, that's my suggestion.
Now if you really don't want to sell it though, I can't really give you a good estimate, but have a bump.
>>63724410
What is the condition of the cover and the film? For gods sake provide the details.
>>63724725
I'm assuming OP is either a faggot, OR he's on his way to grab it as he mentioned.
Let's hope for the second option, and keep this bumped for a little while, so he has a chance to return.
So wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
(Actual Spoiler Ahead)Are we SURE that Han Solo DIES, or is it open-ended?
>>63724221
He gets thrown down a pit and five minutes later the entire planet is destroyed.
Ran through with a saber and thrown off a bridge down into a chasm
The starkiller base gets destroyed not long after.
He's dead senpai
>>63724221
It's very clear.He ded
We can say cuck again.
WE CAN SAY KEK AGAIN!
Let's have a good ol' cuckposting thread in honor of victory over the world filter.
cuck ?
>>63724211
Cuckold
I know it won't work
cuck
What do you think ofhis makeup?
>>63723917
He looks cool
Couldn't they have covered up hisbald spot?
>>63723917
>lipstick
what kind of man allows this
So courageous. I hope this movie wins the oscar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tbX51D6cJs
>>63724013
Holy fucking shit!
>>63723908
>ywn hear Eddie's feminine moans as you bear down on top of him, repeatedly thrusting your cock deeper and deeper into his tight ginger asshole
Why live?