Proof that old people hate new things
The older you are, the more you've seen. With every passing year you become less easily impressed and It's harder and harder to sell you derivative garbage disguised as le new and le hip. This doesn't need "proofs", it's just how it is.
ITT: we come up with a meme to end baneposting
So let me get this straight,
The newcomer protagonist kicks the main antagonist's butt on the very first installation of the trilogy?
Where the fuck can we go from here? That's retarded amateur level of screenwriting. It's like if
Luck would have almost killed Vader in ANH.
Fuck I miss George.
Kylo Ren is not Darth Vader.
He's supposed to be a different kind of villain.
For one thing that isnt a direct copy of A New Hope (but is of Revan and Jaycen Solo, but whatever) he's pretty hated.
It's like you bitch about how TFA was a direct clone but when something isnt a direct copy you critizise that also.
I'm starting to side with the film and the normies that like it after reading all of you faggots posts ranting about anything.
I just finished it 10 minutes ago at the cinema.
it was fucking atrocious and I am so mad
why didn't you like it?
I personally enjoyed it but hated the script - terrible forced humour and memes that sounded like modern day humans talking rather than the grand epic and romantic style of the others.
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
IT WAS SAID YOU'D DESTROY THE PREQUELS, NOT JOIN THEM. BRING BALANCE TO THE SAGA, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS
YOU WERE MY CHILDHOOD DISNEY, I LOVED YOU
Anakin brought balance to the force by destroying the close-minded, elitist, orphan-children-brainwashing Jedi. He was the true hero of the series, a real human bing, and a good friend.
Daily reminder that 45 years old dying Darth Vader was played by 78 years old actor
This is comfy as fuck, why is no one ever mentioning this?
"DID TOLKEIN WRITE JUVENILE TRASH?"
Judging by some of the fanboys I've seen here (mainly from Australia), Tolkien did not not write juvenile trash.
Prepare your anuses folks.
You all are fucking retarded contrarian manchildren go fuck a hooker and you'll feel better. At the very least go ask your mum for a hug because autistic people convinced you that the prequel trilogy was actually good and you hate the new Star Wars. Implying she'd give you one because you smell like piss and are living in the basement and you dropped out of HS and you are 28.
There are people on /tv/ RIGHT NOW who unironically are starting to MISS the prequels. This will further intensify until we go full dubs, and people will...
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At what point did you walk out of the screening?
Nothing in common.
F L O P
Was it just me or does Finn get knocked over on his ass an inordinate amount of times in the movie? He seemingly spends half his screen time getting up off the ground.
I can think of six nonconsecutive occasions (probably missing some) he had to pick himself up, or have someone pick him up, after getting knocked down.
They should call him Chumbawamba.
Haven't seen the movie yet but, by chance, does he sag his pants like most young blacks?
If so, there's your answer. I mean, them niggas can hardly walk normal with their pants like that so it wouldn't surprise me that they would fall on the ground regularly.
No one ever said it would be a 10/10 film
haters completely BTFO, the most important YT movie critic just gave TFA his highest possible score. How does this make you feel /tv/ ?