STAR WARS BTFO
What was the point of this character?
>tfw bazinga got sex
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
Everybody wants to be a master. Everybody wants show their skills.
Now that The Force Awakens is old news, let's take a look at the next one, what we know so far:
>Star Wars: Episode VIII
>Release Date: May 26th, 2017
>Directed by Rian Johnson (Director of Looper and Brick)
>Script written by Rian Johnson
>John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Mark Hamill are confirmed to return
>Filming will start in March 2016 at Pinewood Studios
Cant wait for that one to be spoiled 2 days before the US release as well.
Stay mad, child.
LISTEN ALL Y'ALL IT'S A SABOTAGE
>let's cut a turbine engine in half
most retarded shit ive ever seen
and yes I know this was the original design
it was scrapped for a good reason
Thoughts on The Walk /tv/?
So who the hell was he supposed to be? Literally had about 30 seconds of screen time.
Why are not many reviews bringing up the fact that TFA is literally a carbon copy of A New Hope?
>freaks out over a comrade dying in his arms, thus beginning his spiral towards redemption
>proceeds to casually slaughter hundreds of former comrades roughly 10 minutes later without batting an eye
Yea felt like they didnt need be so gratuitous about killing all the storm troopers there, a few lads scared away from attacking, or implied casualities would have been mpre tasteful... mind you they just slaughtered a village of women and children...killing the fucking planet ship was a bit over board too...
Outta my way
Star Wars fucking shits
>John Boyega announced as Star Wars main cast in April 2014
>/tv/ spends one and a half years losing their shit about "a nigger being cast in muh star wars"
>he actually turns out to be a well-written and well-acted character, definitely the best of the new cast
How does that make you feel?
>best of the new cast
better than ridley for sure, but my boi oscar?
Luke did I ever tell you about the time where you made a 30 second appearance at the end of the movie and didn't say a word? It was a
You sound like the type of cunt who complains Ep 7 didnt exactly mirror up to earlier trilogies in certain ways but will also slate it for similar story mechanisms.
Sort your life out mate
What were the best rumors that didn't pan out? I was rather disappointed we didn't get blank lightsabers, cyborg Luke and Luke's worldbreaking duel.