>this movie by Kevin "just fuck my shit up" Smith achieved more in one scene than the whole two hours of Love by Gaspar NoƩ
>>63756701
Hey!
>>63756701
It's true. I know we all hate Seth Rogen now, and I understand why, but it's true.
>>63756701
That movie was fucking funny. I dont care about your memes, underrated as fuck.
I think Hillary needs a taste of Sheev
>>63756678
>Not wanting Dark Lord Trump to build a Death Wall
>>63756678
That's pretty fucking racist. Somebody shoop it so Carson's is the only face there.
>>63756678
This is terrible fucking advertising.
Is there anybody who actually likes the Jedi more than the Sith?
What's your opinion of Zack Snyder? He's a great director, but he needs someone to reign him in. Someone who isn't Nolan.
>>63756359
He's good. Seems like a cool guy too. He just needs a good writer
He likes Birdy the Mighty, so he's cool in my book.
One of the few action movie auteurs. Needs to get some good writers on his team.
This movie is fucking terrible. It's literally just a glorified tech demo with a video game-tier story.
>>63756239
>a video game-tier story.
What's wrong with that? Video games are the medium of the future, if anything it makes Avatar better.
Agreed.
I actually watched this yesterday evening and was incredibly underwhelmed; bland, unoriginal plot, dislikeable characters. ropey CGI, boring Horner score.
>>63756239
It seriously does not deserve to be the biggest film of all time, neither does SWs though.
>New Star Wars comes out
>Turns out to be pretty decent
>/tv/ will bash it and suddenly start praising the prequels to be contrarian faggot hipsters
I'ts already happening...
You are the hipster though
>/tv/ will bash it
OP i know you wont believe me. I have no sauce, proof, or links. But what if people had........................................wait for it............................................different opinions.
>>63756228
Never listen to /tv/'s opinions.
Their only response to counter arguments are
"r-reddit" or... nah its just the reddit meme
Why is it that every time I watch a movie with Nic Cage in it I get drawn into watching the whole thing even if the movie itself is dogshit?
Because he's a great actor that's really ahead of his time. He makes the performance itself a source of entertainment, rather than the product that the performance contributes to. This means many of his movies end up shitty and it's partly his fault, but it's still a damn good time.
Joe was 2013 moty for me.
I like how in BL: Port of Call, every time he says the guy's name G. He has this funny little laugh and scoffs.
Some place in London light up for TFA
>>63756099
The french or really weird...
>>63756099
>>63756129
LONDON
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Do you watch this show /tv/? What do you think about it?
>>63756067
C
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Last episode was too good. I love that they're taking chances with the format. It isn't a dry procedural, it has some actual direction.
Under-rated as fuck, especially on /tv/
Main guy sucks ass
The white black guy sucks
The boss sucks
Ike and Mike suck
Jennifer Carpenter is pretty good though.
Opinions on Precious?
>>63755938
Pretty good movie.
I was getting really fucking mad, thinking that there are really people like this out there. Poor girl.
Funposting aside, it's very good. Sad and beautiful, with a little hope in the mix to keep it from being utterly soul-crushing.
Surprisingly good acting, too.
i liked when she stole the kfc
Listen up
I say the whole of /tv/ shitting on this film because of 'muh inconsistencies'
This movie is the start of a TRILOGY, I repeat a TRILOGY. i.e THREE MOVIES.
If every movie was wrapped in a tight little bow with all of your questions answered from the first movie IN the first movie, it wouldn't be a good trilogy as none of the intrigue or mystery would be left for the other two films.
You know what trilogy did wrap each film in a nice little bow for you? The Prequels. And look how much you shit all over them.
You complained...
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>>63755856
bumpoing for relevance
>>63755856
You're a huge faggot for creating yet another Star Wars thread, you're and even bigger ahoy for feeling the need for a bunch of pederasts on a malaysian sock puppet bbs.
I honestly hate and reject the idea of "you."
>>63755856
Fuck off Disney intern.
All three OT films function well as individual films. This sunk squarely into the prequel trap of leaving too many open ends to sell a comic, videogame, novel, cartoon, toy, etc with.
>there are people on /tv/ RIGHT NOW that think The Force Awakens is worse than any of the three Star War prequels.
>>63755680
Well... aren't the prequels actually different than a carbon copy of episode 4?
If you want the same thing again and again, there's call of duty.
I thought it was marginally better.
At least some of the sets and stuff were cool.
And it had that scene where the no-name stormtrooper beat the shit out of Finn. That was great.
>>63755680
5>7>4>3>6>>>>>1>>2
FLOP OF THE YEAR CONFIRMED
EPISODE VIII IS ALREADY CANCELLED
JJ ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63755657
>checks back after the weekend
>box office 250million
Screenshot this.
> /tv/ trying this hard
> getting this assblasted over Star Wars
Holy shit the last few days have been hilarious. Not because of the movie itself, but how this board has reacted.
It's obviously going to make at least a billion but i'm holding out hope for it to underperform Furious 7 and for the toy sales to be soft, that's literally the closest I can see this movie getting to 'unsuccessful'
IT'S HAPPENING
FUCK YES!
I was just discussing this with some friends a couple weeks ago. I finally get to watch it.
>>63755613
oops, forgot this wasn't a Star Wars movie
carry on everyone
:')
I've been waiting so long
Why can't Anakin appear as a force ghost and clear things up with Kylo?
Did I just spoil JJ's entire Star Wars trilogy?
>>63755524
Anakin considers doing it but then realizes that being patronizingly talked down to by jedi is what drove him further to evil so decides not to
end
>>63755524
Force Ghosts can only appear for a short time after they have died. It's been 30 years since Anakin died.
>>63755632
>EU
http://variety.com/2015/film/news/star-wars-force-awakens-rey-daisy-ridley-episode-8-rogue-one-felicity-jones-1201664087/
>ywn kiss that nose
>>63755501
That smile contains the beauty of a thousand sunsets.