RIGHT NOW ON HARDCORE PAWN!
applying for a job at first order.
>Hi my name is Kylo Ren
>I would like to work as a Sith leader at your company.
Can you tell us why you would be suited for this job?
>I used to fight and lead a powerful group called "Knights of Ren" and we--
Hold on kid, I don't care about your Folklore Metal Band from High-School.
Look kid, if you don't have at least 5 years of experience in this field we can't hire you, this position is only for the toughest. It's not a joke, it needs responsibility, great social skills, great fighting skills, organisation and high profile business skills, a strong and mentally stable mind, fast decision making and more. You have any papers that show any of these?
>I----I was the student of Luke Skywalker
Did you graduate, I didn't knew he was teaching.
Ok show me your papers, what did you leanred from him?
>Actually I failed but I learned to appreciate the dark side and ---
cut this crap,
are you fucking kidding me?!
Get the ---
(whisper: sir, I think we should take him, he is a total loser but his mother and teacher are our main nemesis, someday it will be of good use...)
you got the job!
But don'tmake trouble, alright?
>Oh Thank you sir! I will make sure not to disapoint you and I will promise you that I will make Lord Vader notice me in his grave!
Two and a Half Men
Can we say best film of 2015?
It would have been if we all were nasty little cock sluts
Can we discuss the rebirth of this network over the last year. The Expanse, Z Nation, Childhoods End, and The Killjoys are all superb.
>implying he won't be back in the next movie >implying he actually died
Ask someone who just saw force awakens anything
When will this guy get his own EU spinoff series?
He was the best thing in the film.
So haters just can't deal with the fact that a girl is going to be the greatest Jedi right?
There's literally nothing wrong with her being superior to every previous force user of her level of training other than the fact that you hate women and don't want one to be the real savior of the Galaxy and true hero of the Force. But you'll just have to deal with two more movies of her being better than shitty Luke and Obi-Wan ever were.
I just want to watch cool shit happening in distant worlds with strange creatures.
So does this pretty much confirm that Snoke is Darth Plagueis?
Their themes are nearly identical
I've been wondering about Snoke since watching it.
Since he seduced Kylo to the dark side, and taught him dark side shit, it seems reasonable to suggest he's some kind of sith Lord already.
So there's surely only 2 reasonable suggestions
>A) Sidious somehow survived the Death Star, and he is even more hideously fucked up in the face due to the scarring
The Force Awakens.
where and how did the first order manage to get the resources and manpower to build the starkiller when building the death star taxed the resources of the empire when it was at its peak in power?
How did they manage to hide the construction of such a weapon from the newly reformed republic, or anyone who would find such information valuable to sell?
How does the "shot" manage to reach other far away systems in such a short ammount of time without the use of hyperspace?
why couldn't he have been better. why did JJ make him so weak he lost to someone ho had never even used a lightsaber before, baka.
>Actually had a story arc even if he wasn't fully polished and fleshed out
>Wasn't ridiculously successful at everything and seemed to be a normal guy in way over his head
>Well acted by John Boyega
>GOAT theme when he takes his helmet off
>bromance with Poe
That was a great movie, fuck you /tv/ for making me feel like itd be shit, i fucking hate this board.
If you bought anyone Kylo Ren merchandise, I suggest you return that shit immediately because holy shit he is more unlikable than Judas.