what is star wars
geopolitical disagreements between giant balls of gas.
toy commercial
>>63763766
Not all wars are geopolitical disagreements
Tonight's the night!
Obama vs Bear Grylls on the merciless apocalyptic tundras of Alaska!
Starts in 10 minutes.
president reality star
There's no way this is real.
>watching propaganda
So was Olaf gonna fug her?
>>63763606
>not Star Wars™
Who fucking cares
I sure would
Of course
What was the point of this character?
Marketing
>>63763552
To become the third Sith Lord. Darth Japan.
Didn't you get tons of World War 2 vibes? Italy is Ren, Supreme Commander is Germany, and she's going to be Japan.
USA is Rey, Finn is Britain, and Russia is going to come in the next movie.
Then the final movie is going to be a huge 3v3 battle that ends with Ren killing Germany and Japan to redeem himself.
>>63763552
>>63764130
i thought she was the boba fett replacement
JUST
he still has his money
At this age "home alone" has a new meaning ;_;
>>63763494
/b/
5>4>6>3>7>1>2
3 > 1 > 2 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 7
>>63763481
This is objectively the best order
3 > 7 > 5 > 4 > 1 > 6 > 2
Wait, so...why the fuck did they need the WHOLE map to find Luke Skywalker? They already had the ending piece. Isn't that like, the only piece you need? It's a straight line, and you have the ending. That's literally all you need. If someone gave me a destroyed map but the destination was still marked, you don't fucking need the rest of the map.
They fucking explain it in the film
The piece BB-8 had featured a star system nobody knew about. They needed the entire map to work out where the star system was
>>63763342
explain this
>>63762936
>>63763311
didn't you watch the fucking movie you spastic?
they needed to link the ending piece to the entire map which was the whole reason as to why BB-8 needed to return to the resistance. c3po also said the ending peice didnt match any recorded space system they know
>"I encounter civilians like you all the time. You believe the Empire is continually plotting to do harm. Let me tell you, your view of the Empire is far too dramatic. The Empire is a government. It keeps billions of beings fed and clothed. Day after day, year after year, on thousands of worlds, people live their lives under Imperial rule without seeing a stormtrooper or hearing a TIE fighter scream overhead."
>"Multiple species, with multiple viewpoints and racial philosophies, simply cannot hold power...
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>if there is no God how is it man has the concept?
CHECK
MATE
ATHEISTS
>NO, the Supreme Leader is WISE!"
>>63763157
>What an Imperial mindset actually looks like from a governing the galaxy perspective
vs
>UNLIMIITEEDD POOWWEERRRRR
It's the difference between EU for nerds and a series of movies for normies
For those who've seen it, does it reinforce Abraham's reputation of being a hack?
>>63763006
No hes the master of the ReSequel.
He electrified the cast to be more powerful archetypes of the Original Trilogy
He also electrified the plot the moon star base is now a planet instead of it killing one planet it kills like 5...
Basically he did Star Trek 2009 with Star Wars but he made it even more of a COPY PASTE plot.
>>63763006
JJ is a copycat with no good ideas that can end up releasing a good or at least acceptable product.
George Lucas is a man full of ideas, but since some of them are horrible he needs to be controlled or else he will end up releasing an inferior product.
>>63763064
More of a reboot than a sequel? Feels like Daniel Craig bond films.
Which one are you?
>>63762703
Can someone shop this so that the fat autist is next to the top movies?
>>63762703
I like Avatar
>>63762703
>tumblr attention whore who pretends to enjoy obscure foreign films to seem intellectual
vs
>chill dude whose favorite movies are just the ones that he likes
are you ready for the film of the decade?
Just terrible. Sony could do better by firing everybody and replacing them with random people picked up off of the street.
Those posters are pretty good though. Movie will still be shit.
How many weeks until pulled
I'm not getting enough spoilers. Please post everything you know about the movie. I need all the details!
Movie begins with "top rebel pilot" getting Droid with map piece that would lead rebels to Luke Skywalker's location, as he has dissapeared. Rebel is in a village which gets attacked by the Empire (can't remember the fucking name) and everyone gets killed, except for Rebel Pilot who is a prisoner, Finn is there too and has hurt feelings over this. Ball droid which has the map runs off and runs into the girl, who's called Ray which is a boy's name desu. (Not Rei). Finn helps Poe, who is the rebel pilot, escape from the Star Destroyer and they crash...
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>>63762685
Oh, R2D2 has the rest of the map and was inactive until the end of the film when they put the map together and Rayyyyylamo brings the lightsaber to Luke. Kylo was Han and Leia's kid, if that wasn't obvious. The only good villain was English Star Wars Hitler who was getting shit done. The silver armour stormtrooper is complete and utter shit and gives up right away, she turns off the shields so they can blow up the deathstar. Lesson learned, don't hire women. I find it funny that Finn was all upset...
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And Ray is Luke's Daughter
from best to worst
episode 5
episode 4
episode 7
episode 6
episode prequels dont even count
5 > 4 > 3 > 6 >>>>>>>> 1 > 2 >>>>>>>> 7
>>63762502
Why not? You can't discount their existence just because you don't like them.
Personally it's
6>5>7>4>3>2>1
Just for the sake of comparison, this link shows the very first Phantom Menace user reviews on IBDM, from May of 1999:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120915/reviews?filter=chrono;filter=chrono;start=3520
>New installment generally satisfying....worth the wait
>Yes, it's true...this movie RULES!
>It's a hit!!!
>You will not be disappointed.
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>>63762217
Of course it's the best of the three.
>Great as a film, but just good as a Star Wars film
That isn't necessarily far off the mark tbqh
http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/star-wars-episode-i-the-phantom-menace-1999
You are beaten.
It is useless to resist.
>critics like it therefore you have to like it
Seriously though, I do not understand the love for this movie
>>63761926
You haven't even seen it, you fucking hipster.
well, i saw the movie and i thought it was worse than the phantom menace and attack of the clones combined