Disappointment of the century, so fucking mediocre and bland. Literally a cheesier, more rushed, clone of Episode 4.
Nothing fucking happened. A bigger death star gets blown up thrice in a shitty sequence, Han Solo dies suddenly and LITERALLY NO ONE CARES, not in the movie, and not in the theater, and Luke shows up for 10 seconds, and doesn't say shit.
Were you asleep half the movie?
>NO ONE CARES
Clearly you were asleep. Chewie went berserker, Finn and Rey freaked out, Leia felt it from miles away. Dude sitting to my right gasped out loud (as did several other folks in my theater).
Why was his performance so shitty?
Gay ass movie
Captain Solo, I'm Rey.
My flight plan lists me, Finn, Captain Solo here but ONLY ONE OF YOU!
Honestly best performance in the whole flick. I can see him becoming the next Denzel Washington.
inb4 /pol/ butthurts sperging
It was like two people that didn't talk to each other were writing his character. He changes interchangeably from coward to brave to coward to brave to coward to brave then comatose.
GET IN HERE
SAVE YOUR TASTE
>They nuked Jacen/Caedus for some Sithboo cosplaying Nu Metal faggot who kicks puppies and asks Vader's skull to help him be darker and edgier.
JUST FUCK MY FRANCHISE UP, SENPAI
Another thing about Jacen is how much material there was for him. We know who he is and how he fell and why. We don't know anything about Kylo but we're supposed to believe he's "conflicted" because he says so? Are we supposed to feel sorry for him after he uses his father's love for him to get him into a position where he can stab him?
Rey did I ever tell you about the time I used my force powers to make these little bear people on the forest moon of Endor think C-3PO was their god so that they would help us defeat the Empire. They were good friends
this looked better, too bad they reshot it
Why were the late 90's and early 2000's such an innocent time?
Honestly because crime was down, the economy had been growing for 2 decades, the west didn't have any international enemies , and the growth in technology and media had been astronomical
Now only one of those things is true
>"Dad, who's posting on 4chan past midnight?"
>"Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners..."
Well, which one are you, /tv/?
Best villian or best villian ever?
How does Kylo rank now? And how will he rank as the saga progresses?
If I was a studying historian, specialising in English and British history, how likely is this movie to rustle my jimmies?
Well considering the main battle they won happened on a bridge, the majority of fighters survived and actually died of dehydration, starvation, pneumonia; the fact the princess he screws later was a baby when Wallace was leading his rebellion, and the fact that the Scottish nobles were really the heroes and Wallace got alot of Scots killed, if that jimmies your whistles and all.