Just because it's been out for days doesn't make you all less terrible as people. If you deliberately spoiled the new star wars movie because you wanted to upset a total stranger, you aredamaged.
>>63779339
>caring about cuck wars
han dies
>>63779371
That's your explanation? Literally "stop liking what I don't like"?
>BB-8 is female and she plays a pivotal role in the plot.
>BB-8 has also been created to appeal to girls, a source told The Mail on Sunday.
>And she plays a pivotal role.
>The paper cite a source close to the set. They revealed: "There’s never been a strong female robot in any Star Wars film, JJ was determined to make BB-8 cute and strong – and female."
So progressive!
Wrong, did you even watch the film? They refer to him as a 'he' multiple times
BB8 is a dude
>>63779309
>BB-8 is female
Citation needed
It was cool and all but what was the deal with all thereferences?
When Rey was sitting in front of theATAT in the sand, why did JJ feel it necessary to have her wear the same helmet Annikin used in Episode 1 during Podracing?
When Finn was searching for something in theMillennium Falcon, why did he have to find the damn training droid from Episode 4? Not to mention the holo-chess thing.
When Han was wondering what to do with thefemale Stormtrooper general thing, why did he have to ask for a garbage compactor?
These things might...
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>helmet
it was rebels' pilot helmet you autist
>>63779173
JJ has no clue how to capture the feeling and the audience of Star Wars other than throwing references at the camera.
This is just another sign of his total incompetence.
>>63779197
You're right. My mistake. That makes it a bit less cringeworthy actually.
Anyone have the Rey x Kylo webm?
https://mega.nz/#!oMVRiahR!2QPqiDVbcsPMdl-tiICEikj7S3pJzrBSUahQvE4B8H8
it's russian
>>63779150
why does she look like a fucking argonian in this pic?
>Finn ignites saber
>Russian guy in theater calls him a nigger
That speech tho.
It was offensive that they would use my precious Nazi imagery to paint a military order in a bad light.
>>63779097
>Villian has a constant "le angry villian face"
This is the worst
>>63779635
>villain looks like a villain
Wow, this is so horrible.
Why are neckbeard plebs so fond of red lightsabers? Or even worse, yellow/orange?
Dont they know that blue is the only patrician choise
>>63779095
>blue
>not Luke at the end of Jedi Green
step up sempai
Yoda green is the worst tho
>>63779095
>not yellow
Stay pleb.
>>63779095
>blue
>not green
super pleb detected
Why are you all so angry that it's actually good? Did you WANT it to be bad? Do you know how pathetic that is?
>>63779076
> Thinks we want Star Wars to suck
I find your lack of faith disturbing. We just fucking hate it when new films do nothing new and when a max edgelord gets to kill off canon characters.
i wanted it to be better than it was but i still enjoyed it. it gets a 7/10 from me, and i hope the next episode is better.
>>63779356
>a character JJ Abrams pulled out of his ass killed Han solo
this semen slurping fan fiction isn't for me
what is happening here? did he step on something? the physics don't seem right
Looks like they edited it to make him move up as if over his tail, seeing as in the original scene Jabba was just a human.
jesus christ this looks worse every time i see it
post the one of him dodging greedo's blast
>>63779041
He steps on that small glimmer of hope that lucas knew what the fuck he was doing with these expanded editions. And crushes it completely.
Starcucks need to accept that she is simply the greatest and most naturally powerful force user ever born and that there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with that except to misogynists
You'll hear a lot of nerds come in here and defend Rey's slutty past on Jakku. They'll tell you "she had to do it" for food, water, resources, protection...
The truth, and this will be revealed in the next two films, is that Rey NEEDS cock. All sorts of cock: Ithorian cock, human cock, Zabrack cock, droid cock, prehensile Hutt cock, cock of all kinds. Rey needs them in her pussy and in her pink little asshole because she's depraved.
In her training with Luke on the magical island, we're going to hear all about what she did on...
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>>63779019
There is literally nothing wrong with a woman liking tons of interspecies cock except to misogynists.
Hollywood simply cant let a woman suffer anymore on screen for anything.
Ironically this is exactly whats keeping them from creating another iconic female character like ripley or sarah connor.
There probably could have been a way to pull of her being a powerful force user in secret but jar jar and co simply dont have the skills to make it believable
There are people who legitimately think Han Solo is dead
Let's review the factsGot stabbed in the stomach, not the heart or headWas still alive after Kylo turns his sword off,touched his sons faceNever see his dead body, just watch him fall into a pitCanonically speaking both Darth Maul and Luke have survived being wounded by a light saber and falling into a giant pitHarrison Ford has signed on for Episode VIIILeia seems less upset than she should be and maybe appears to be reaching out to keep...
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He fell into the nothingness that existed inside Starkiller base, which got blown the fuck up. So even if he did survive a billion foot fall with no clear end, he got blown to shit.
He's dead.
>>63778967
>lightsabre cooks everything inside his abdomen
>he'll be fine lmao
You really think Disney is going to pass up the opportunity to sell episode VIII and IX versions of the action figures?
Katherine Waterston, who co-starred in Paul Thomas Anderson’s Inherent Vice, is set to star in Alien: Covenant, the Ridley Scott-directed sequel to his Prometheus. In what will be the biggest role of her career to date, Waterston has been cast as the lead, Daniels.
>>63778887
she will star in the Harry Potter prequel first
>>63778887
Wow, she's blah as fuck.
>>63778887
She's ugly as fuck with that giant fivehead.
>Watching this scene in the theater
>Thinking to myself the only way they could shove more Nazi imagery into this scene is if they sieg heil
>They then proceed to sieg heil
Who else laughed uncontrollably at this part?
I wanted to sign up for the first order at that exact moment.
>>63778816
>>They then proceed to sieg heil
This didn't happen.
>>63778841
But they did anon
literally Elliot Rodger with force powers
>>63778801
Who?
>>63778801
Literally who?
>>63778801
>my feet hurt
>why is it so cold?... oh!, yeah, forgot we are on an ice planet, damn
>where is my mask? I don't feel threatening enough without it
>rey?
>where's dad
>where's mum
>why am I alone?
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If I pulled that off would you die?
>>63778787
No it's you who would die
Is this worth seeing now that all the surprises have been ruined for me?
>>63778949
Why would you even go on 4chan if you didn't want shit to get spoiled?
Your fault m8
>EU Leia goes Jedi Knight on everyone's asses
>Disney Leia didn't even learn a few force tricks despite having the same potential as her twin brother
>>63778519
Christ I was so ready for them to give a 60 year old woman a lightsaber and have her do complex gymnastic somersaults
>EU Leia stays prime Carrie Fisher forever, so she can remain physically fit and sexy as hell
>real life Carrie Fisher becomes a bloated frankenstein monster of plastic surgery with the voice of a woman who's been smoking for forty years straight, thus her character has to be old and bloated
Or did you want to see an elderly woman fighting her son with a pink lightsaber?
She probably didn't feel like force tricks were that useful for honest politics and statecraft.