>millions of words of plot speculation, get hype bullshit, fan theories and autismal line by line analyses of every interview given about the film from the latte boy to the director
>hundreds of hours of hysterical shrieking trailer reactions, trailer reviews, frame by frame breakdowns, stilted round-table discussions manned by fat nerds and the one token Star Wars "fangirl" who could cut the sexual tension in the room with a butter knife
>hundreds of man hours lost because of all the fanboys waiting until past midnight for the release of a 2 minutes of footage expertly assembled by a marketing team that can play its fanbase's emotional reactions like a harp
>all for 2 hours of admittedly entertaining pew pew shit and WE HAVE TO DESTROY THE OSCILLATORS video game tier garbage
>nerds literally crying talking about how they've waited 20 years for 120 minutes of film like they saw family relatives off to war or something
Are you faggots for real with this shit?
Allow me to clarify.
I liked Idris Elba in Prometheus.
Will Smith movies aren't great, but they're fun movies and he works as an actor.
Boyega looks like they just picked a random black kid from Atlanta, to play a random black kid sent back a long time ago far away. He just sticks out and it doesn't look right. There's some random southern US young dindu running around Star Wars.
Same as if in The Godfather some main character was randomly an Australian aborigine or something.
It's so bad it breaks immersion. It's...
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But again it ISNT his skin color.
Imagine some typical Eminem type white trailer trash "acting" in Star Wars.
It just doesn't work.
I don't know enough about filmmaking to know if this has a technical term (some sort of blank slate requirement to be a good actor) but I know my gut.
What do shitposters mean by this?
Oscar Isaac is the only capable actor in the cast.
Poe is the only half-decent character and actually seems like he belongs to the star wars universe.
Hope he gets more space in the next movies otherwise the trilogy is fucked.
Was it autism?
I was pissing by your imagebeard when I heard a lot of shitting
Wot seems to be the priblim?
OooOOooww, Butler. Late again.
Is this now a britcom thread?
So this was a pretty good year. What did /tv/ think?
New webm thread, old one here >>63748807
>So, do you talk first, do I talk first? What do we do here you're a little hard to understand with the-
You thought it was going to turn into a quipfest after this, didn't you?
What was up with the heavy breathing in this movie? I thought everyone had an asthma.
>His friend or atleast a peer gets killed by the resistance
>'Fuck this evil first order im joining the resistance'
This scene wasn't in the film?
What is the cinematic equivalent of a drum solo?
>everybody on /tv/ is jizzing about Star Warz hurr durr
>meanwhile, Laina makes this video pointing out how the main reason Star Wars is so big right now is that many people who claim to like it are just following a group trend
Now that you have been BTFO by Laina's video, /tv/, will you admit you don't really care about Star Wars and just wanted to be part of the fanfare and actually have something to talk about with people?
Why wasn't he choose to direct a STar Wars movie?
>"tighten those restraints, scavenger scum."
Yup that was mr. bond himself. Based