>it's a Xuxa takes the luckiest child in the world for a ride in her spaceship through a galaxy where there is no war, famine or suffering episode
>we are supposed to take him seriously as a villain
The casting for this movie was shit. Everyone comes off as a fucking child.
I thought he was great, pretty angry and his speech was god tier. He's an imperial officer he's not a warrior or some shit
Can someone explain how like 5 X-Wings can destroy an entire planet?
What happened to this guy?
They ignore/smother him so they can pretend like Star Wars has never had black people in it and they're being so progressive and fighting the evil white male patriarchy.
SJW's = not even once
Edge of tomorrow.
What is the ammount of propaganda in this film ?
Is this promoting "diversity" and shit ?
Is it promoting race mixing ?
Is Rey a dyke ?
I'll go with I'll go with Hinterkaifeck, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinterkaifeck
>Hinterkaifeck, a small farmstead situated between the Bavarian towns of Ingolstadt and Schrobenhausen (approximately 70 km north of Munich), was the scene of one of the most bizarre and puzzling crimes in German history. On the evening of March 31, 1922, the six inhabitants of the farm were killed with a mattock. The murder remains unsolved.
>The six victims were the farmer Andreas Gruber (63) and his wife Cäzilia...
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The only Star Wars film I've seen is Episode I: The Phantom Menace. I'm not lying or trolling. It came out when I was young so I saw it in the theaters and it sucked so my family didn't take me to II or III. I still haven't seen the original films or the one that just came out.
How does this make you feel? Does this make me gay?
it's actually a really good movie for really young kids. As in, I saw it when I was 4 years old, and I loved it. When I was 8 me and my cousin would sit around for hours rewinding the fucky shitty parts of the movie and laughing, like darth maul getting cut in half. over and over.
I mean, yes, it's fucking awful by the time you're 9 years old, but you really had to be young to like it.
Can we just talk about how, despite how good The Force Awakens was, the next 2 Star Wars movies are going to be complete shit because they're being directed by the guys that did Godzilla and Jurassic World
Rian Johnson is a better filmmaker than JJ. He's writing and directing Episode VIII. Disney would be wise to let him write IX as well. I'm confident Trevorrow could competently direct a well written Episode IX. There is still hope.
>I'm confident Trevorrow could competently direct a well written Episode IX.
I'm not. Am I the only one who thought Jurassic World sucked? Worst effects/setpieces of the whole franchise, plot & characters only marginally better than JP3.
WHO YOU GONNA CALL
Kill me...Jesus no, just no no no no no.
What are some movies that, upon concluding, made you exclaim "wow! That was LITERALLY Reddit!"
Who else is waiting for the hype to die down so all the nerds, real and wannabe internet critics will talk about how JJ Abrams and The Force Awakens
RAPED MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Pic is me, right now. Two decades of pure entertainment. Haven't seen the movie myself, but the trailers never really impressed me, so I'm not buying the hype.
>Yes, YEEEESSSSS! Let the hate flow through you!
A great Star Wars movie
That's only because it's a rehash of a great Star Wars movie.
TFA has two new elements: Nigger stormtroopers and a strong, liberated womyn who can learn Jedi techniques out of thin air.
Is this movie unoriginal, or is it like the original Star Wars in that it works as an amalgamation of different story elements from varied sources?
>BB8 gave Finn a thumbs up
this is a meme right? he gave him the fucking middle finger. how stupid are you people
ITT We talk about clapping:
Steal Millinium Falcon-clapping
Han Solo Arrives-clapping
Rey finds The Lightsaber-clapping
General Leia gets off her freighter-clapping
Luke Skywalker furious clapping
Clap Clap Clap
I usually just get pissed and start going the fuck off on clappers. They tried that shit at my theater last night and I wasn't having any of that. These motherfuckers need to grow the hell up and learn some respect.
>Star Wars Episode VII gets released in December 2015
>Rogue One: A Star Wars Story gets released in December 2016
>Star Wars Episode VIII gets released in May 2017
tfw 3 Star Wars movies within one and a half years
Should have stop at RotJ, and only spinoff, now the story is changed FOREVER. THEY DID NOT NEED TO CHANGE THE STORY.