Rey did I ever tell you about the time me and Kylo Ren's parents got stuck in a trash compactor on the death star. I was almost killed by a giant one-eyed sewer monster. Then the walls started closing in and we had to get R2 to save us. He was a good friend
Rey did I ever tell you about the time Leia gave me a blowjob, got her pregnant too. How about you give me one, and I get your pregnant too. So our son can go one and kill his uncle and brother Kylo Ren.
How did this end up being a highest grossing film?
Did anyone else feel like it was too quippy?
Some of the lines felt like they would be more at home coming out of Iron Man's mouth.
"So who talks first? Do I talk? Do you talk?"
It just felt more like a Marvel movie than it did a Star Wars movie.
>It just felt more like a Marvel movie than it did a Star Wars movie.
Welcome to hell, for the next 10 years star wars is going to be shit out of mickey mouses's anus at such a terminal velocity that the flicks are no longer special, and It will become the same over saturated franchise as marvel.
Can we agree TFA made lightsabers cool again?
They really seemed to have weight to them like they could seriously fuck your shit up, so when characters pulled them out you felt like shit was actually about to get real.
Even when this goofball ignited one, he looked like he could do some damage with it.
Never got that feeling with the prequels and I'm not sure why. I guess because there were too many of them or maybe they were just used too often.
I like that Mike and James have /tv/ opinion about TFA
What's next for her career, /tv/?
after this nice ad
Good side or dark side of the force /tv/?
Anyone else love seeing this guy back?
What was the Prometheus doing in the beginning of the movie?
Imbibing a fluid that broke down his body and seeded life on earth.
However, this makes no fucking sense, as the Prometheus dudes breath the same air as we do, and our atmosphere exists as the result of biological respiration.
>Tell me how he died
>I will tell you how he lived
Erm that's not what the emperor asked Tom
a glib fascimile
Are you going to watch Joe's new show?
Are there any videos of people going up to others waiting in line last night and spoiling the movie for them?
>well... where should I start?
>at the beginning.