ITT fuck you I liked it
Does a form of space cocaine exist in the star wars canon or was she melted like Sheev in episode 3?
>The Force Awakens is a bread-and-circuses carnival (disguised as “The Rapture,” a young videomaker told me) that is intended to keep millennial audiences docile. Maybe that explains the film’s unavoidable sell and both the media’s and the public’s desperate genuflection. Love of Star Wars is not love of cinema, just consumerist habit. The Star Wars Generation — that unfortunate rabble primed to see these films at the precise moment they were becoming culturally responsive — are not necessarily the audience the movie brats deserved; they’re...
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>first time it was posted, it got a maxxed thread with everyone in it jizzing
>second time, doesn't get a single post near deletion threshold
proof nobody actually pays attention to this chimp more than 5 seconds
How long was he in the timeloop, /tv/?
Can anyone on /tv/ tell me why Spielberg is a 10/10 action director and Bay isn't?
I know why, but I want to know if you do.
Describe the following Star Wars characters WITHOUT saying what they look like, what kind of costume they wore, or what their profession or role in the movie was.
Describe these characters to your friends like they ain't never seen Star Wars.
I think at this point most people are in agreement that Episode VII is a good, fun movie with some flaws.
But did it do anything better than the OT? Pic related, I can't find anyone, even on this shitty cynical board, that doesn't love this fucker
How could an overweight New Jersey-accented alien manage to pay the rent on prime surface real estate on a planet of over 1 trillion?
Why would he use that space for a dirty 1950s American diner with a staff of two?
He's a big what, Sheev?
memes are the only good thing to come out of the prequels
Remember when being a ghostbuster was about cursing?
Scenes that make no fucking sense.
What went right?
Who was she and why was she in the movie?
Why did Nien Nub get demoted back to an X-Wing pilot?
Shouldn't he be like a General now or some Fucking shit? In Return of the Jedi he was co-piloiting the Fucking flagship of the fighters, he held the shields together somehow through that entire battle.
Fucking Xenos can't get a leg up in this world unless you bring a fleet of capital ships with you I guess.
So was this a metaphor for life and relationships? Either way Film of the year.