Why does /tv/ keep trying to hate this movie?
>>63816016
Why do shills keep making this threads?
>>63816016
Because it's a shit board.
How hard are they trying?
Check out this poll to find the answer. It might surprise you.
http://strawpoll.me/6306008/
Guardians of the galaxy is better Star Wars than Force Awakens
>>63815942
Snoke > Thanos
This is an irrefutable fact.
They might as well be the same fucking movie
>>63815942
Christ sakes no
Theyre both shit. Both Disney shit.
This story I have never told anyone but here goes. I'm a paparazzo in L.A.:
Shortly after Brittany Murphy died, Dakota Fanning visited her grave and a bunch of paps that were following her at the time were taking pictures with high-zoom telephoto lenses some were even pretending to mourn but were snapping pics with handheld cams in the Cemetery. She had arrived in a small Lincoln town-car alone with red roses.
A colleague who was out driving while his partner snapped some shot of other local celebs hangouts, said he saw some of the pics another pap snapped...
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>>63815919
NOT STAR WARS RELATED YOU FAGGOT.
Thats crazy. I genuinely want to know more hollywod stories.
>>63816136
I just finished Wildflower by Drew Barrymore. Spielberg "adopted" her, too, when she was about 8 years old. Maybe he has Mossad friends. Once Drew was about 10 or 12, Spielberg seems to have lost interest. I wonder what that's about.
>75% of /tv/ is Star Wars
>No containment general has, or will be made
>mfw
GJ mods
/tv/ revolt when?
>>63815796
>75%
Try 90%
>>63815796
Im sure you know the way back to Reddit
Is there a more c.ucked man in the history of Star Wars?
>puts his all into the first film.....ends up getting dubbed over in post
>puts his all in the ESB...ends up injuring his knee
>learns that Darth Vader will finally unmasked in ROTJ...the producers let him think it'll be his face under the mask until the last moment where he's replaced again with Sebastian Shaw
>trains to so he can play Vader again in ROTS....Christensen...
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>>63815554
inb4 hes swedish
He shouldn't have fucked over GL
George Lucas is an asshole
>donald glover
fucking top kek
>White shit
>Manga comics
No way, black people love DBZ and naruto
>>63815535
>Manga
>Exclusive to white folks
Knew a hardcore fitness guy who was black who was big on Naruto and Berserk.
>>63815620
this movie is saying the main characters that are black like this shit
it says they get made fun of for liking that white shit
>new SW filthy with Reddit-tier humor
>nobody seems to care
Have we finally gotten over this petty hatred for a forum none of us has ever visited?
you now realize /tv/ is a place redditors come to shitpost about shit tv and are eager to suck the holljews cock to get their upboats back home
>redditors calling /tv/ reddit
Are you implying this board isn't currently filled with redditors praising this trash movie?
Reminder that JJ is NOT directing VIII. Rian Johnson is.
>>63815438
and writing.
It's going to be even better than VII
>>63815438
Will there be anything in the movie as surprisingly amazing as two meth cooks trying to catch a fly?
ozymandias is the most overrated tv episode of all time
Why is it called Starkiller Base if it's used to destroy planets?
That's like calling a gun "Bulletkiller".
Because it kills the star to destroy the planets dipfuck
did you even watch the movie
>>63815315
>Starkiller
KOTOR is canon CONFIRMED
So Star Wars has been taken from us foreverI know George had just ballooned into a grotesque hack, and the films were awful. but there was an honest to how awful they were, the prequels were his retarded children.
Disney's Marvel Wars: The Force Unlleashed is some how more offensive. A insipid corporate Frankenstein pieced together from all the most popular focus tested moments of Star Wars. JJ is not an artist, he's a machine for converting a beloved franchise into box office returns.
The delicate mythology and natural world building of the...
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>>63815299
Kill yourself.
>>63815299
What would you have done differently?
>The delicate mythology and natural world building of the original trilogy has been bulldozed through by a clumsy corporate attempt to give every Star Wars Fan* everything they did and didn't ask for in two and a bit hours.
well put
Could he save Star Wars?
>>63815254
Yes, or at the very least he could make something interesting out of it. Why would he want to though?
>>63815254
It would just turn out to be good, dude. All Nolan films are good but not great. He never tries to push too far the boundaries of a movie.
Plus the film would have lots of exposition, underdeveloped characters and repetitive music.
>Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space, Rey
>tfw you watch a good keanu reeves movie
>>63815118
feels pretty good senpai
Point break,point break, and point break.
Street Kings
>tfw samuel l jackson was hiding the money in his wall the whole time
>in theater today
>people audibly laugh when old saggy leia is revealed
>people audibly laugh when kylo takes off his helmet
why.jpg
>>63814944
>trying to force a shitty meme
>on MY /tv/
>>63814980
typical traitors.
>>63814944
It's never mattered anon.
When can we get a female Twi'lek sith villain?
>>63814901
Jedi Academy single player campaign
>>63814901
who is this semen demon
>>63814901
when JJ Abrams stop being a cunt of a hack and disney hired REAL directors as oppossed to faggot yes men.
Why did it end so short?
I kept feeling the "climax" was just a small part of the movie.
Where's the real climax?
In Episode 9
>>63814778
This. The Luke reveal felt especially anticlimactic.
Because the Death Star was fucking stupid and the attack on it was shot and directed horribly