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>>63826341
3/3
Middle left?
>>63826394
6/6 OP.
Middle Left is Prince of Darkness.
Best scene in the entire movie.
>>63826247
a glib facsimile
>>63826258
HAHAHAHAHA LOOK LOLOL I DIDDIT AGAIN LE ME XDXDXDXD
>>63826247
There's a dance scene? How long does it last?
Why are they giving Star Wars 8 direction to a guy with 3 movies, best known of them beeing Looper?
Because they did the same thing with empire strikes back.
George wasn't exactly a seasoned director when he made Star Wars either, they're happy with the ideas he pitched them I bet`
Anyone who can pull a decent movie out of Bruce Willis is worth ten decent movies.
Anyone else give up their reserved seat and not go because of the bad reviews on here?
>>63826200
Nah. /tv/ has shit tastes and just hates everything.
I gave up my seat so my wife's boyfriend could go instead.
>>63826200
No. Because I don't let faggots on 4chan or paid shills choose what movies I do or do not see.
Kill yourself OP
Do you agree the entire movie should've featured these two as the main characters?
>>63826172
That'll be Episode VIII
>>63826172
No. Boyega can't act.
>>63826199
You mean IX bud
Why did the prequels have stranger names (Anakin, Obi-Wan) than the originals which had quite typical names (Luke, Ben)?
>>63825936
Is this bait?
never go full retard
pick one
I want to put my dick in BB-8
>>63825871
R2-D2
I pick the girl.
Poe is actually Luke's successorThe spook is Lando's son
>>63825707
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I don't see Boyega being Lando's son. I think they're too PC to make the two black people related to one another.
I really fucking hate that Star Wars 'drama' now descends into more family ties and 'X' dies next. What a heap.
>wow anakin is such a mary sue what a fucking faggot
>rey 10/10 character
>holy shit jar jar binks is totally useless what are those fucking quips and accidentally forwarding the plot
>holy shit finn is great such a well developed character
>what is the point of qui-gonn jin besides simply carrying the plot forward, what is his character
>HAN FUCKING SOLO
>what's...
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>>63825675
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>>63825675
>being this butblasted about the opinion of a bunch of strangers on internet
>>63825694
schools are off oh joy.
>Boyega is going from Star Wars to The Circle in 2016
>Isaac is going from SW to Xmen in 2016
>Ridley is doing nothing in 2016
What is wrong with her?
She was the worst part of the movie and not terribly attractive.
The same thing happened with Carrie Fisher. Ford, Hamill, Jones, etc. all went on to have some level of career. The women, who were largely just interchangeable and the weakest parts of their movies, went on to be "that girl from Star Wars."
>>63825709
Jones had a career before and after SW. Ford was a fucking big name actor for YEARS after SW. You're just too young to be aware of it.
she's the only one not officially signed up for 8 as well, new black girl will be the female lead
So what other planets were destroyed by the Starkiller besidesCoruscantand possiblyNaboo?
>>63825617
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>>63825635
FUCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUU NIGGAAAAAAAAA
Was it confirmed to be those planets? Nobody mentioned anything about what those planets were or what they were called, so it could have been fucking anything. Also why were they so close to the Rebel base, and why didn't Snoke just kill the Rebel base? Did they just happen to pick the one system with the Rebel base on it, but miss the planet it was on?
What a shitty mess of a movie.
>Hey Kylo I should let you know Vader gave up and came to the light once he realized the dark side wasn't worth it and family comes first
>now don't you gokilling your dad and stuff k mate?
>ok lets continue training.
>>63825613
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>>63825613
Seriously, nobody realizes how stupid this shit is.
At least Caedus didn't have to deny Vader redeemed himself
>>63826621
Kylo didn't deny it either. It was never brought up. It's possible he considers Vader to be a seperate entity from Anakin.
anyone found a stream link, or torrent of TFA?
i really don't want to pay disney a dime but i would like to see their new crapsterpiece
>>63825389
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>>63825389
no but here, have a picture of a deer licking its own asshole
Bumping for interest
>wrecks a Sith as Padawan
>survives Colliseum clusterfuck battle
>holds hiw ground against Dooku
>becomes hero in the clone wars
>single-handeldy wrecks Grievious, literally a jedi murdering machine
>kicks Anakins ass, the strongest force user in the universe
Is Obi-Wan the best duelist of all Jedi?
>inb4 muh Windu
Windu's meant to be better, but Obi-Wan's just below him
>>63825330
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>>63825330
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>Literally holds a cryogenically frozen alien fetus on her hands
>Still doesn't believe in aliens
>>63825251
it was obviously some kinda genetic mutation op
>>63825251
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Scully is literally /pol/
always sceptic and always questioning everything