>Current top review on IMDB
Abrams on suicide watch
>>63828126
for a third world subhuman he's got some valid points
>>63828126
How old is this guy?
His criticism is like that of a child
He doesn't seem to understand basic human psychology and complains about people's names
where were you when bulgaria took the world of criticism by storm?
How strong do you think the Knights of Ren are in the force? Are they on the same level as Sith or more like Dark Jedi or Inquisitors?
Since Ben is their leader they're probably weak as fuck.
>>63827944
Pathetic weaklings (their male) that can be defeated by random women due to their vaginas
>>63827944
They are a clone of KOTOR's sith assassins.
Weak but since TFA takes place in a world of weaklings they will be powerful.
I bet Rey will beat them all effortlessly while making faces to the camera
Why can't we have this cast starring in a movie?
>>63827887
meme's of 4chan the movie, btw you forgot one, special appearance.
>>63827887
That's a big cast
>>63827887
Baneposting is the only relevant meme on that list.
The rest are forced reddit memes made by /sp/ crossboarders, and most are dead.
>TRAITOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!
What did he mean by this?
>>63827850
a glib fascimile
He was refering to Disney buying Star Wars
>>63827850
it means that you are an idiot who can not even understand a movie
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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>BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM
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>BOYS
I just got back from The Force Awakens, it was more like The Force Aweakens! This turd was so bad and i'm gonna tell you why
>The female lead wasn't useless and wasn't used to merely support the male lead. She was treated like just about any other main lead in a superhero or action movie including Luke Skywalker
>The black guy didn't shuck and jive and was actually pretty easy to understand when he talked
>It didn't feel like a Star Wars movieComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>63827737
>calls people normies for watching a star wars film after just coming back from seeing it.
Oh dear
>>63827760
You missed the sarcasm
>It didn't feel like a Star Wars movie
>It was too similar to A New Hope
kek this is my favorite
ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN!
BANE?
>>63827687
I WANT MY PIZZA
>>63827687
MY DOGS ARE HONGRY
>can stop a blaster bolt in mid-air
>can instantly detect which of thousands of soldiers defected, and when Han arrives on the same planet as him
>can overpower even trained spies with ruthless mental interrogation
>loses lightsaber combat to a non-jedi and a force sensitive who is using a lightsaber for the first time
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>>63827503
Rey is a Mary Sue
He got shot by Chewie so he was weak as hell during his fight.
>>63827503
he is unstable
WITNESS ME
WITNESS
>witness me starts playing
I AM SHINY AND CHROME
WITNESS DEEZ DUBS
LITERALLY a hundred Star Wars threads.
Why isn't the 4chan staff doing their job?
>>63827383
As if the usual discussion on this board is any better
>>63827383
"staff" implies they are getting paid senpai
>>63827383
At least they're discussing the film rather than which childhood celebrity they want to fuck and baneshitposting.
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING STAR WARS ALREADY
>>63827369
>mfw /tv/ is now a safe haven for brainwashed disney redditor drones
a glib facsimile
>>63827454
Coming from a whiney teenager, this is far more hilarious than II first though
ITT: Great movies that are pro-fascist
>>63827308
It was satire you clown
Anything by John Milius.
>>63827308
a glib facsimile
JUST
just potato my shit up
yeah except she's gonna get nominated for all the awards and ridley's gonna be forgotten when the series are over
>>63827402
keep telling yourself that, Ronan.
>Dear Vader, I wrote you but your ghost ain't callin'
>I left my space cell, my space pager, and my space home phone at the bottom
>I sent two holograms back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
>There probably was a problem at the hologram office or somethin'
>Sometimes I lightsaber addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
>But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's...
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>>63827163
>What was meant by this?
fuck off tourist
>>63827163
a glib facsimile
>>63827180
>not understanding the consciously provocative prerogative of ironically modifying memes
>Catering the main character to appeal to the 25% of the audience that are only there because of their boyfriends.
>Struggle so intensely to make sure the female character is free of tropes that you make her so perfect that she's completely unbelievable and becomes the worst female trope of all: The Mary Sue
>Slap a bunch of Millennium Falcon and Han Solo stickers all over it so the retarded fans will be too occupied with nostalgia to realize how shit it is.
There are...
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>>63827004
>Implying she didn't appeal to males, too.
She was a good character, mate. What's with all these edgy contrarians?
>>63827004
she appeals to me
I loved her
I am looking forward to her eventual lightsaber spear/double saber staff though.