http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/star-wars-fans-married-force-7033702
>A couple of die-hard Star Wars fans enjoyed an out-of-this-world wedding when they got married as they queued to see the The Force Awakens.
>Caroline Ritter, 34, a truck driver, and firefighter Andrew Porters, 29, tied the knot outside Los Angeles' Chinese Theatre on Tuesday.
>They were among around 100 fanatics who had camped outside the Hollywood cinema since December 5 in anticipation of...
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GET
FUCKED
>>63877462
She looks pretty cute for a truck driver.
Who hyped for Hateful Eight?
I think i'm gonna see it in 70mm
>Gay shit
Nope
>>63877444
It's sort of shitty m8. Probably Tarantino's worst.
>>63877444
Glorious 70mm blow jay.
It's gonna suck, literally.
You are now aware that:
>Daniel Craig was the Storm Trooper mind controlled by Rey
>Simon Pegg was the guy Rey traded with for rations
>Greg Gunberg (pilot from LOST, telepath from Heroes) was one of the X-Wing pilots
>Ken Leung (miles form LOST) was one of the Resistance admirals
>Jessica Henwick (Nymeria Sand from Game of Thrones) was one of the X-Wing pilots
>Ewan...
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The "traitor!" stormtrooper was also Tom Cruise.
>Tom Cruise showed up on the set one day, just out of the blue. I mean literally, he came down in his personal gyrocopter. He put it into automatic landing mode and jumped out 300 feet in the air in a bright orange wingsuit. At this point the entire crew had stopped what they were doing and were just watching Tom Cruise do wingsuit tricks around his descending gyrocopter. Once he finally landed 5 minutes later he strolled right up to the director's chair and vigorously pumped JJ's...
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>>63877392
CAN'T LOSE WITH CRUISE
>>63877392
10/10 post
So, what was up with the design of this thing from an in-universe perspective?
The blade is all crackly, and popping and doesn't to work right compared to others we've seen.
Two theories
>Ren has intentionally edgelorded up his design by making the blade overpowered and nearly out of control. The overdesigned crossguard blades fit nicely into his immature world-view.
>Ren doesn't actually know how to properly build a lightsaber and has had to reverse engineer some of the design or...
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poor containment field, probably real dangerous and unstable, perfect for an edgelord.
but i like that theory about him building a half assed lightsaber
>>63877154
>Ren doesn't actually know how to properly build a lightsaber and has had to reverse engineer some of the design or make guesses. This is why the blades only half-way work
I think this is the actual canon explanation. Ren is kind of a shit who gets by on intimidation because he's got a lot of raw power, and the same goes with his lightsaber. It looks fucking powerful, but in reality it's really fucking unstable.
I would say that he doesn't know how to sith properly because the rule of the two was broken when Vader killed Sheev before dying himself and leaving without an apprentice.
Would Zulu ever be remade today?
>literally two hours of whites killing niggers with sticks
I doubt it, OP.
>>63877165
What sort of changes do you think would be made?
>>63877127
Yes, but the Zulus would have pyramids, stargates, they would be kingz, defeat the evil englishmen. An english nurse would also fall in love with a Zulu warrior.
Anybody else prefer Friends over Seinfeld?
Only miserable faggots prefer Seinfeld
>>63877382
>>63877382
>mfw thats truw
Friends is the ultimate show for normies
OHHHHH
*preys on his friends*
YOU TELLIN ME
*eats gabagool*
WE
*neglects family*
WUZ
*murders his cousins*
SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL
*gets cucked*
ROMANS N SHIET
*gets shot in head*
Fuck tony
Gabagool?
>>63877111
*checks digits*
mama mia
>>63877111
OVA HEEER
Thoughts on Sicario?
It had some patrician cinematography.
welcome to the era of meme cinematography
>>63877024
I see that you made it to the everything is a meme era.
muh reflections
Can we all agree?
no, the prequels still have way more in common with LoK
no
I actually really liked Legend of Korra, for the most part.
who is the best character?
i like charlie. especially when he goes completely insane
>>63876796
country mac
rip in peace
>>63876973
country mac was cool, but if we are going with side characters, i gotta go with cricket. i love how he went from this
>>63877077
to this
>Sith
>Clones
WTF? They totally ruined it. These two words make the prequels canon. These two fucking words make midichlorians, Jar Jar and Anakin canon.
You had one job Disney...
>>63876642
these things were always canon
The execution was retarded but there's no reason to erase the prequels from existence
Outside of midochlorians, which I'm gonna assume is just some primitive misconception from the age of the Republic
Calm down bruh
Midichlorians was stupid, yes, but if you're so mad about them how would you make them then?
>tfw found a decent camrip of TFA
i've watched TFA 5 times today
>>63876577
Isn't it Spanish though? I couldn't watch just for visual had to turn it off
>>63876577
tell me what to google senpai desu
tell me where!!!
What do you think Vader used to look like before he got disfigured?
Like you're mom does now. So, still pretty fucking ugly.
like luke with black hair
>>63876523
He could have started as disfigured, imagine Obi-wan finds a little salve boy with only one arm, and is good with the force, but of course already has anexity with his disability.
As the movies move on he gets more and more disfigured in the war.
They could have played on his struggle with the dark side, as he sees himself less and less human, etc. Like when in ep.6 Luke looks at his robot hand and realises he could easily become like Vader.
why do flickmakers INSISTS on using full CGI characters?
After I don't know? 30 plus years of CGI is still look like shit.
>All those shitty looking puppets in TFA that have really stilted movement
Should have gone full CGI.
>>63876515
Nice bait
The only things that looked bad were Snoke and Maz
I wonder why that is...
>>63877582
Those were the two best looking ones though. Maz was the perfect successor to Yoda, while Snoke was legitimately terrifying and menacing.
The only bad CGI aliens were the tentacle monsters.
>ran and yojimbo both dropped out of the imdb top 100 for literal dogshit like batman and guardians of the galaxy
WHY
>baww muh 80s kung fu movies got kicked off the list in favour of films people actually enjoy
>>63876432
>80s
>Kung-Fu
I
What?