>made half a billion in 3 days
She heard of the myth of Luke and the Jedi. She heard about mind tricks and jedi abilities through these stories. That's how she knew to try the mind trick and the force grab.
I swear you kids are too busy throwing pissfits to critically think for 2 seconds.
Ooooooh thanks man. Now I get it. If youre a Jedi, you don't need training. Thanks for clearing that up buddy.
The year is 1999.
You have been sent back in time with the knowledge that the prequels will be utter shit. You manage to convince George Lucas that you are from the future, and he will allow you to alter the prequels in any way you like, with the condition that you do not stray from the general plot line of the trilogy.
You can remove characters that are not vital to the plot, add characters, alter dialogue, change character arcs, and add or remove certain scenes, or apply any other changes you deem necessary to transform the prequels from utter garbage to respectable garbage. What do you do?
-Either remove Jar Jar entirely, change his character into an actual capable alien sidekick or at the very least minimize his intrusion into important scenes
-Make the basic droids more intimidating and make the Trade Federation seem less retarded in general
-Flesh out Darth Maul, give him decent dialogue and make him the mediator between the Trade Federation and Darth Sidious
-Change Anakin's character to be a more hardy roughneck kid with street smarts instead of a bubbly bowlcut naivete. He grew up as a fatherless slave on Tatooine for fuck sake, he needs to be Machiavellian but not malicious (at first).
-Show more of Anakin's prodigal talents and latent force wielding potential, maybe make him older too so the Padme shit is less awkward
-Revamp the entire political background. The incredulity of the senate to the Naboo siege is probably the most retarded shit in TPM. Make the Trade Federation an established malign force and have the clones already existent but not the central military yet. The senate is still divided on the matter of utilizing the clones during this age of escalating strife and Palpatine is trying to argue in their favor. Make the republic/senate seem growingly incompetent and unstable.
-The battle of Naboo is more epic and includes clone reinforcements towards the end as Palpatine finally succeeds in passing his legislation using the battle as leverage. Leave the Qui Gon battle the same, have Anakin use the force during the battle also.
What is it about space that ruins girls' faces?
Was he smart?
Somewhere along the way, based Vito Corleone didn't bother to try. Sonny had the gist of it, but was rash, Tom had the mindset for it, but none of the ruthlessness and Sonny was just...how do you fuck up this badly?
>Luke is also a Mary Sue
Okay faggots, lets reverese their roles
If Rey was the main character in the OT she
-was constatntly getting saved by people(Obi wan, Han, Leia and even Vader at the very end)
-shes a damsel in distress
Luke in TFA
-Luke knows everything
-Hes overpowered and barley ever in trouble
-Male power fantasy
-Movie treats the force as if it were super Saiyan
-Luke can all of the sudden use the force with no knowledge of it while Rey had to train for it.
Stop defending this shit, People...
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Anyone see this yet? Looks awesome!
Hey guys. I'm rewatching the original trilogy tonight. Using the YIFI rips because they are the best ones out there.
So this was really mediocre, right?
It's good but not amazing. Fitting movie for the Star wars franchise. Quality-wise it's located between the original trilogy and the prequel trilogy, but way closer to the original trilogy.
So now that the dust has settled, which flick was more reddit?
They're both pure reddit pandering sensibilities
>"thats not how the force works!"
>"chewie we're home!"
>"do you have a boyfriend?"
Dancing groot is all that needs to be said
>the prequels were better
What do you faggots watch from the Criterion Collection on Hulu. I have access to an account and want to watch some top shelf cinema commercial free. What should I watch? This board is full of patrician cinephiles so this thread should be full of knowledgeable posts by people who have a genuine love of the cinema.
>This Mexican guy is going to appear in the next Star Wars movie
WHY IS THIS FUCKING ALLOWED?
I just want Black Americans in my Hollywood movies.
What film and what do you recommend with her?
Webm is from The Paperboy
I'd recommend Dogville because she was a super cutie in it
who got raped multiple times