Now that you've seen A New Hope Redux, please rate (1-10).
>>63909109
6/10
i dunno. it was just too small scale to be star wars
7/10 too much sequel bait
5-10 sjw cape-shit tier
>i'm not white. i'm not female.
>Star Wars The Force Awakens 2015 HD-CAM XViD HQMic AC3-CPG
>Star Wars The Force Awakens 2015 HD-CAM XViD HQMic AC3-CPG
>Star Wars The Force Awakens 2015 HD-CAM XViD HQMic AC3-CPG
>Star Wars The Force Awakens 2015 HD-CAM XViD HQMic AC3-CPG
>Star Wars The Force Awakens 2015 HD-CAM XViD HQMic AC3-CPG
>Star Wars The Force Awakens 2015 HD-CAM XViD HQMic AC3-CPG
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>>63908978
George stop that's illegal
>watching a cam rip
>too poor / no friends to see it with
LOL.
How pathetic lmao.
>>63908978
thanks for the poetry!
HEY /TV/ DID YOU LIKE THIS MOVIE??
>>63908962
I wish the 27-28 yr old PTA made it. The boogie nights one. That would've been something. This old respectable John Huston PTA is boring af
yeah and I loved it
>>63908962
I liked it but didnt love it.
It felt like watching a guy play an RPG. Gets the main quest and 2 sidequests and does a little bit of each as he goes along.
Also Joaquin Phoenix in real life is an animal rights loving tree hugging vegie endorsinghippie.
Why didn't they just use Tatooine?
Excuse for new aliens.
Excuse for British accent
>>63908949
is it safe to film in Tunisia anymore?
This black chick looks attractive with white skin.
i agree, first thing i thought when i saw that pic. the actress is pretty, but far more attractive with white skin
>>63908899
>elves
>in Star Trek
who writes this shit?
The past two Star Trek movies rely heavily on nostalgia for certain superficial aspects of Star Trek lore, but this looks entirely original. What are they thinking? They're going to lose the people who are only watching the movies for nostalgia and retarded geek chic losers who pretend to like it to increase their geek cred.
At least this one will probably bomb and it will be the end of the Abramsverse.
Yup. They're definitely gay.
>>63908834
their interactions were the best in the movie, hopefully Ep. 8 has more bromance
>>63908879
Of course there'll be more bromance, but the important questions is "are they gonna fuck and is poe a power-top?"
>>63908879
I hope it has gay sex.
Films that might as well not exist.
I can get behind this. Fuck that movie.
>>63908822
All of them.
I really wanted a wolf fight.
I honestly liked The Force Awakens, thought it was a 7/10 movie but one scene just bugged me so much.
>Chewie and Han are pinned down
>Chewie using the Bowcaster
>Can I try that gun?
>Shoots a couple storm troopers
>Something along the lines of "I LIKE THIS GUN!"
Of all the quips in the movie I thought this was by far the most awkward and unnecessary. It pulled me out of the movie immediately. Why couldn't...
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>>63908813
>Maybe I'm being autistic
Yes, yes you are.
>>63908813
I find it weird that in all the years they'd traveled together Han never tried it before.
You know exactly what that scene was for.
http://www.hasbro.com/en-us/product/star-wars-nerf-episode-vii-chewbacca-bowcaster:47BF4B7F-5056-9047-F5BA-EAA1594BED42
Good lord
>>63908666
he actually looked alright in the movie, mostly because of good use of lighting
>>63908666
POETRY
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>>63908666
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAACE?!
Literally the Apple© iPhone™ of cinema.
>>63908558
>different components arriving at the same overrated, commercialized product
Checks out.
>>63908558
Good artists copy, great artists make glib facsmiles.
>iPhones are for children
>Star Wars is for children
Yeah, I can get behind this.
>you know I can take whatever I want
What did he mean by this?
He meant her virginity
>>63908539
her vajeen
it was implied rape, ben represented white male patriarchy
the entire film is full of subliminal messages
Why does Tray Tor yell out his own name before entering battle?
>>63908536
why does Kylor Ren yell out TR-8R's name at the end when fighting Finn?
>>63908536
looks like a manlet, wonder if it's JJ's buddy Tom Cruise
>>63908588
Nope it's Daniel Craig
How would you fix it?
I'd make Rey less of a Mary Sue and have her barely survive the fight with Kylo, I'd cut the scenes with Maz and instead have Han be the one with the lightsabre. They land on the planet to try and shake First Order ships that are tracking them, and have Han reluctantly call the Resistance for help. I'd replace StarKiller base with a planet sized forge cranking out Star Destroyers and have Republic ships and soldiers launching an assault, and make the Republic more important to the story. I'd also stop Finn from jumping between comedic relief and PTSD sufferer...
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>>63908452
More Gungans and Toydarians
>>63908452
more Finn and Poe bromance
longer lightsaber duels
less shitty JJ camera angles
So Cuck't-Man right? Because the movie ends with him at a table with his ex-wife and her new guy?
>no epic decreasing in height size jumps ant-man is known for
>dude reddit lmao
How is this considered best Marvel film since Iron Man 1 here?
It was trash
>>63908444
nah, he ended up fucking kate.
>>63908488
>no epic decreasing in height size jumps ant-man is known for
It's there you idiot.
DROPPED, or at least really leaning that way.
I couldn't help but feel a strong sense of closure when Simon went back in time, and putting Misfits down seems incredibly easy after that finale.
Are the last two seasons even worth it? Even the ugly chav with the big tits just vanished for no reason by this point. Does this faggot end up growing on you?
Nope, you are making the right decision. I slogged through season 4 but it wasn't the same. I'm almost tempted to power through the last season just to see how it all ends, but it feels like a joyless facsimile.
>>63908451
I was afraid of that. Still, it was a hell of a ride up to that point. I still hear good things, but I feel taking a break at least for a few weeks will soften the blow. First episode of season 4 felt like it was starting to become a different show altogether.
>>63908415
I hated this fuck and not being able to watch Nathan verbally destroy him made it worse.