https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-BSTqFy5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-BSTqFy5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI-BSTqFy5k
Why are the only people who hate Star Wars jewish?
>>63923535
Because they have good taste in film.
>>63923568
Salon also had a bad TFA review
You have ten seconds to explain why TFA isn't just Guardians of the Galaxy with lightsabers.
That's right, you can't.
>>63923475
Because they aren't even remotely similar other than the fact that they're set it space
>same genre = same movie xDD
>>63923475
I enjoyed TFA and quit on GOG after half an hour.
Done.
>>63923475
You have ten seconds to explain why it is.
So was that letter from Lincoln a fake?
Yes. Why else would he say it was?
Then why the narration of the letter in the end? Just a humorous wink at the power of deception? I guess it makes sense that its horseshit.
Also, is this nigger seriously a good guy in this movie? He did make a cracker suck on his dick and humiliate his old man to his death. Not to mention that he's a redskin killer as well.
Otherwise, I thought this movie was good. Not tarantino's best, but decent.
>>63923753
He is more on the lawful + chaotic evil spectrum. the only good people were the ones managing the inn. Even boyd had a nasty past.
I just finished the audiobook version of The Force Awakens (by Alan Dean Foster), and I realized that there a few things you might not know about the story.
I didn't see the movie itself, so I can't really know this for sure, but I lurked on /tv/ and maybe you need these extra infos.
I'll make a list and if you have any questions, just ask:Maz Kanata is not a jedi. She says it explicitly "I'm no jedi, but..."No one mentions the "sith". Kylo Ren, for example, should be calm, cold, and not angry, like...
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>>63923266
cont.Poe really disappears, but we see him again before the last X-wing fight. A rendom sandalien finds him in the desert. When he realizes what a good pilot Poe is he decides to help him - and yeah, somehow he leave the planet. Probably with the help of this alien.The vision is better in the movie. The script is pretty vague, but I think there was a woman's voice who told Rey to remain in Jakku and wait for her.Stormtroopers are raised from childhood.The Falcon's...
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>>63923266Some of you said that there was a grave at Luke's hidden planet. The book doesn't mention it. It's just an ancient temple and Luke stands there.We don't know anything about Phasma. She's completely unnecessary, even in the book.Most conversations are cringeworthy and awkward, but Alan Dean Foster really, really tried to make a good book out of this trainwreck. He really is a good friend. I think the book must be way better than the movie.We don't...
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>>63923266Starkiller Base works with dark matter, or something like that. There was a scientific mumbo-jumbo about it. It fires shit through hyperspace. We don't know how or why did the New Order build it.We don't know how the New Order was even born. It's lazy writing.Kylo Ren knows that Vader turned to the Light Side at the end. He knows that this was a weakness and tries to avoid it. So he probably thinks about Vader like Yoda and Obi-wan: Anakin is a different person. Kylo admires...
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>Episode VIII
>>63923156
Wew lad
>mfw me and my brother used to draw ninja turtles laser weapons and all kinds of stupid laser weapons
>>63923156
What if I told you you weren't getting the next episode?
What is your film of the year?
>>63923140
Everest
>>63923140
mad max ff
heh heh
>inb4 at least one reply with the word "reddit"
Your next Star Wars director.
Abandon fucking ship. What the fuck happens to Abrams?
Get adblock you nigger
>>63922987
He was always only going to direct TFA you slowpoke faggot
At least get your facts straight
>>63922987
How do we still have these threads when it was announced that Abrams was only doing the first movie almost 2 years ago?
Thoughts?
Red was a white guy in the book
Somehow I envisioned the ginger irishman everyone called "red" because of his bright red hair to look less niggery in the movie adaptation.
>>63922809
Overrated trash. The definition of mediocrity.
Well, this was fascinating as all hell.
>>63922807
Bump
>>63922807
i liked it a lot. i actually thought it was a good idea not to include Golan or Globus in it.
In a similar vein
Okay guise, let's get this out of the way...
1. TR-8R
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2. Plagiues
3. Bane
4. Vader
5. Luke
6. Shreev
7. Yoda
8. Unga-Bunga
9. Kylo Ren
10. Dooku
discuss
>inb4 unga and TR are not jedi tho
stfu...if you're stronger than a jedi, YOU'RE ON THE LIST
stop posting
1. Yoda
2. Yaddle
3. Mace Dindu
4. Sheev
5. Luke
6. Vader
7. Ben
8. Dooku
9. Maul
10. Plo Koon
11. Drindle Pindle
12. Kylo Ren
13. Qui-Gon
14. Darth Grevious
>>63922769
>see someone holding the most dangerous hand-held weapon in the galaxy
>throw down your blaster so you can beat the coward wielding it in an honorable, close-quarter duel
literally god tier
i'm glad he'll be returning asa knight of ren
Is he the greatest villain of all time?
>Evil as fuck
>Always having fun while being evil as fuck
He is based as shit and you CAN'T deny it.
Why are you obsessed with this faggot? What? Are you a faggot? Faggot
The ass crack on his head always threw me off.
>>63922702
>Is he the greatest villain of all time?
yes
This guy just ruined the movie for me.
The whole point of the movie is to find luke. And what did we see at the end? Not luke, only the fat Mark Hamill turning around. This guy looks nothing like luke skywalker.
Also
>live x years on deserted island
>guy looks like he's eating junk food and smoking everyday
And now they are forced to kill him early in the next movie, because I don't see this fatass fighting with a lightsaber without looking completely ridiculous.
I'll give you a point for originality.
He's not fat, he's cold af and has multiple layers of robes
>>63922673
Luke has had a hard life.
What do you hope to realistically see in future Star Wars Movies?
>Star Wars: Anthology Film
>Obi-Wan Kenobi stand-alone
>Ewan Mcgregor reprising his role in 8 or 9 with a minor scene as Old Ben
Did you know Ewan Mcgregor voiced Obi-Wan in the force awakens? You do now.
Any recent pics of Ewan?
>>63922647
if disney should know anything it's that an obi wan stand alone film with ewan would make shit tons
Obi Wan was in the force awakens?
This movie, guys.
This fucking movie.
>>63922620
It's pretty good, right? Wanna see more like that?
I thought it was pretty lame desu
I just watched it the other week, if you've played Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Father, it's heavily inspired by this movie.
Rey is a Kenobi. Maybe not directly descended but maybe he's her uncle.
>Rey has an English accent and is a Desert Hermit.
>Looks more like Obi than Skywalkers
>Kind and generous personality like Obi Wan, not emotionally volatile like the Skywalkers
>Younglings could easily use the Force. Skywalkers had trouble using it because they were emotionally fucked up. Obi Wan was always Zen, which is what Yoda teaches Luke to be like... Rey is already like...
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That sounds pretty good actually. I hope you're right.
>accents are genetic.
Good work anon.