We were wrong /tv/.... what have we done?
Okay so here's the thing, we can all agree that Kylo isn't that good looking, so when he was jedi training he probably wasn't that good looking either, and I think he got bullied because of it, hard.
So he learns about Vader, about how he used the force to make people respect him, then Snoke shows up and starts praising the kid, the boy gets happy and wants to leave everything behind, but not with ruining everything.
In other words, the white boy snaped and killed the entire school because he got bullied, so now the lady and the black dude must stop him.
If I liked Dead Man, what other of Jarmusch's films would I like?
Jim Jarmusch is offensively bad. I watch his movie and think "why the fuck is he doing this to me?! Surely, this is just some sort of joke and the movie will get better." But it doesn't. It just doesn't. I called the cop after I watched Limits of Control because even though Bill Murray's name was on the box, he only showed up for a few minutes. The responder said they were getting a lot of calls, but that Jarmusch technically hadn't done anything illegal, so they couldn't arrest him. I asked what I should do, and she started crying, saying...
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The Limits of Control is the only one I can recall that felt similar despite not being the same genre of film, I like most of his films though like Night On Earth, Mystery Train and Down By Law
>/tv/ universally hates it
>RLM proclaim it is good
>Half of /tv/ now defends it
>The other half now claims the prequels were great and they want George back
How can one board be so vapid and easily influenced? You want to be contrarians but you don't even know what to be contrary to now.
why is Kylo Ren such a beta fuck boy who deserves to be perma-cucked by dindu nufFin and mary sue?
Now that women and minorities have taken Star Wars from us, what else is left?
>saw the new Mad Max
>saw the new Jurassic movie
>saw the new Star Wars
welp, I guess that's it, life from here on out is just one big boring nothing. I have nothing left to look forward to.
see ya on the flip side
So did Nien Nunb die in Episode 7 along with all the other weirdo aliens?
Should I go see Star Wars or hateful eight on Christmas this year, /tv/? My 5th or 6th day off this year and also
my birthday. Or I could stay home and play video games all day like I normally do on my days off.
And yes, I'm your typical /tv/ loser with no friends so I will be going alone.
Christmas is my birthday and I can't stand screeners and both movies interest me
Please suggestions guys if I don't make up my mind in advance I'll just stay at home and be depressed ;_;
Observation: Similarities to KOTOR I & II
>ancient jedi artifacts boost the power of the user
>why does he wear the mask?
Am I missing anything? Where my KOTOR fags at?
The star maps kinda reminded me of it idk if they were in the movies before though
Rey really reminded me of bastilla for some reason appearance wise and i'm sure we will see battle meditation in the next movie.
Why is this guy never mentioned on /tv/? His contrarian opinions, nitpicking and pretentious taste in movies perfectly reflects this board
Finn and Rey were both former members of the Knights of Ren.
Eventually both of their minds were whipped and replaced with false memories.
It would make episode VII better.
But I don't think kylo was a knight of ren.
Rey is the real kylo ren, she's the bad guy and she's going to put on the mask eventually.
That weird shit about kylo being tempted by light, I think could mean that he also mind wiped and brain washed by snoke.
how did sheev hide his power level for so long
how did not one jedi sense that maybe he was an ultra powerful sith lord
Because the prequels make no fucking sense half the time and the characters are morons
>HEY ANAKIN DID YOU KNOW THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE IS REALLY POWERFUL AND IT CAN BRING PEOPLE BACK TO LIFE? I KNOW ABOUT YOUR NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT
>KEEL HIM NOW, DEW ET
Why do people defend this guy?
In a brief period from 2000 - 2003 he did some impressions of Andrew Dice Clay . Now he's just just some bloated, drunk, racist woman beater talking to himself in his basement and streaming it
She faked getting hit on camera when he was on the other side of the room and anyone who watches the video can plainly see it.
She is literally so crazy that she couldn't even blackmail a horny old man properly without fucking it all up.
Reminder that hating the prequels is a meme opinion, and if you hate them it's only because you rely on redlettermedia to tell you what opinions you should have because you can't formulate your own opinion and just want to follow the majority.
>Only people who watch RLM hate the prequels
>Hating the prequels is the majority opinion
Fool, RLM are virtually unknown. At least make your bait internally consistent. (But I guess internal consistency isn't important to JarJar babbies.)
to be honest i never heard anyone irl who hated the prequels until I met this faggot movie nerd who went on and on about the RLM videos. To this day he is the only one I know who whines about them, constantly quoting shit from those videos