Was this better than the Ashton Kutcher movie?
Having not seen either, yes
>Seth "the Chaplin of our generation" Rogen
Yes
What's so exciting about the life of an IT businessman in peacetime that warrants not one but two movies about him being made?
Can we agree that while TFA wasn't THAT great, it felt more like Star Wars than the prequels?
Prequels had:
>boring politics and trade shit
>jedi were overpowered in episodes one and two
>no grungy stuff
>all the lightsaber battles felt different
>romance story
etc.
TFA is better than all three because it felt a lot more like the OT.
Also the new characters feel a lot more Star Wars than this guy
Well yeah, because it's a remake of A New Hope.
Kylo Ren actually had some depth to his character, but maybe it just seems that way because everyone else was so empty.
I mean Star Killer base probably took decades to build compared to a Death Star.
Now let's talk about the Rebel fleet. Did they fucking lose in episode 6 or am I missing something? I'm not just talking about A-Wings B-Wings and pic related, where are the Nebulon-B Frigate's? Mon Calimari Cruisers?
What the fuck was leia's little ship? It was a shit box shuttle like from Star Ship Troopers.
The movie sucked. Don't think too much about it. I was worried JJ would get the visuals all wrong and this wouldn't look like a SW movie, but the damage he did was far worse. I don't think that hack even read the script more than once.
Everyone used to shit on George Lucas even though he wrote several drafts by HAND! JJ probably just wrote everything on his iPad while sitting on the toilet.
Why would you make a bunch of shit that your enemy has blown up in the past? Better make something new
Well, OP, sadly 99% of the stuff is explained, but in the novelizations and companion books.
Once the Rebels won at Endor and the New Republic restored democracy, the Imperial Remnant went into hiding in the Unknown Regions. Many systems voluntarily stayed loyal to the Empire by the way and did not join the New Republic.
The New Republic was comprised by the same cucks that were the downfall of the previous government when it comes to attitude. They decided to disarm and be peaceful, didn't want to provoke the Imperials and to cause an arms race.
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Saw this last night, and I felteveryone was super gullible, including Finn, about how Poe miraculously survived the TIE crash with LOL K C'MON PAL. I'm sure he's really dead and replaced by a clone who'll betray everyone in Episode 8.
Everybody figured it out. Just like everybody figured out that Phasma is going to be the Jango Fett of SW8. The script wasn't subtle about it.
He was supposed to be killed off, Jew Jew changed it after speaking to Isaac but obviously was too lazy to write a scene showing him surviving and just wrote him in later scenes with a quick "I survived" line.
>>63963239
>betray everyone after their main weapon has already been destroyed
What's the point?
>/tv/ started the anti-AVATAR movement
>/tv/ started the anti-Tarantino movement
>/tv/ started the anti-Prometheus movement
>/tv/ started the anti-MCU capeshit movement
>/tv/ started the pro-DCU capeshit movement
>/tv/ started the pro-Eli Roth movement
>/tv/ started the anti-JJ movement
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the prequels sucked my nut you pedant
>>63963195
>/tv/ anti-AVATAR
stopped reading there.
You need real life friends anon. You're way too emotionally invested in shitposting.
What are your favorite movies to watch while high?
Star Wars
DUDE LSD LMAO
DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO
DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO
DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
DUDE
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WHY
>2015
>1st worlders downloading screeners
just you wait till the studio secret police come knocking
I just want son of Saul, senpai
my favorite part of Blue Velvet is when the robin from the dream shows up at the end and they couldn't get a real robin so its a really bad robot robin.
i took a screen shot and everything
you guys don't wanna talk about it?
HEINEKEN?
Main leads: Black (the liar), female (mary sue), white (wimp sith).
These three are the makings of a triangle.
Poe is not involved until later, for a second triangle.
The real issue here is the "new cantina" scene in which a strange, short orange robot with androgynous tones states that Chewbacca is its "boyfriend." AFAIK, Chewbacca has a wife and a few kids back home...
What did I miss?
>>63962398
I fucking hate the look of this thing. Is the acting as bad as it was rumored? Does it seem obvious that JJ cut her scenes?
It's not orange, it's yellow.
It's supposed to be a wise old asian woman.
>>63962739
>The real issue here is the "new cantina" scene in which a strange, short orange robot with androgynous tones states that Chewbacca is its "boyfriend."
It was a joke.
>AFAIK, Chewbacca has a wife and a few kids back home...
Not canon.
Seriously, why can't he find a job anymore?
JUST
he was never a good actor and he isn't in good enough shape to continue to do action roles
I'm surprised he actually got roles in the past. His face was always unpleasant looking to me.
>/tv/ loves the prequels now
Was TFA really THAT bad?
>>63962051
>now
hellloooooo reddit!!!!
>>63962051
>being this new
>not understanding and recognizing the tonal shifts in /tv/ due to various events
>not being in on the joke
>being this new
The prequels are the only good part of the saga
The originals are boring kiddie flicks
TFA just capeshit in space
>Professional screenwriter can't accurately assess a character from a children's movie
Why is this allowed? Is this why Hollywood screenwriting is so fucked?
>>63961727
>Professional
Fuck off reddit.
>My friend went on a random killing spree and rampage
>Now I will go on a pilgrimage in his honor
See I can boil down Chronicle to sound fucking retarded aswell, but that would rely on people having seen Chronicle to get
It's shitty writing, and only a disney cuck would defend it.
>Baneposting died in your lifetime
>>63961723
For You.
>>63961723
>>63961743
what's baneposting?
I'll start:
The fucking Bungee Chord on the Tie Fighter when Poe & Fin were escaping.
This was literally Anakin in the Phantom Menace going on auto pilot tier. What the fuck were they thinking? I was getting all hyped and then the scene was extended for 30 retarded seconds.
>And then i kept complaining in my head while i sat there for 2 hours, then came back and told you guys about it
Scene was great
Quit being a whiny faggot
Was it a fuel line?
Why is the drunken flailing lightsaber duels of the OT seen as superior to thr acrobatic dances of the Pringles?
Also, drunken flailing is not realistic swordfighting, realistic swordfighting is too boring for movies.
>>63960336
Because, you pleb, the "drunken flailing" of the OT were impassioned pieces of cinematography dealing with two characters that had intense emotional tension that you, the viewer, were invested in emotionally.
The acrobatic dances were boring in their contrivance and took place between characters that you just wanted to see die, all of them.
For reals, kill yourself. Maybe they'll stop making movies for your brain-dead demographic.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Admit it, you just wanted someone to post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw
>>63960727
the fucking irony of this post
cannot stop laughing