so evil dead 1 and army of darkness aren't canon?
every evil dead has its own canon u fucking bitch
>>63982824
Army of Darkness isn't, they didn't want to have Universal involved in making this, and rightly so. Evil Dead II retcons some of Evil Dead to begin with, but there's no rights issue there and I think some of the spliced in footage in the premiere was from the first movie.
All of them are canon, Ash is just an unreliable narrator so bits and pieces of each movie are spliced. I wouldn't be surprised if the finale has Ash going back in time to complete the progression from 1 to 2 to AoD throughout this season.
>trading a visionary genius for a standard hollywood hack
where did it all go so wrong, /tv/?
both are hacks
star wars is garbage
I want the lucas apologists to leave.
>>63982842
>le mediator non-opinion blandposter
hellooo reddit!!
Star Wars episode 7 is like this pool of shit. Does the rest of the world simply enjoy eating shit?
describe the ways in which it is like the pool of shit there
>>63982787
Yes. It has nothing to do with you, everything to do with everyone else.
I'm glad you cracked the code.
the waste managament plant field trip was so cool.
it's one of those places where a lot of pretty simple physics does very useful things
Will any TV show ever come close to being as consistently great as The Wire or Sopranos?
Nope. Star Wars has ruined generations of writers to come
>it's a Mcnulty pretends to be a cereal killer and kidnaps a homeless man episode
>>63982763
But these came out after Star Wars
What does /tv/ think of the neon demon? I suspect it's going to be bad based on the cast
whos in it again, keanu and the younger fanning?
meh, could be worse
looking forward to it 2bh, the screens look good
Gf almost got this role
Thanks Elle!
>>63982671
Who is this semeon demon?
this faggot was embarassing and that tragic acting didn't help
>implying you wouldnt get hyped as shit if your commanding officer gave this speech
>>63982666
Would you happen to be Jewish? did his amazing speech trigger you?
general Cux more like
I have 2 questions:
1) In the end of "Return of the Jedi" it is implied that the empire is defeated for good. However, in TFA (which plays apx 30 years after) the first order is big enough enough to build a base/weapon bigger than the original death star. How? Wouldn't they be nearly extinguished by now?
2) Who is Snoke? (the supreme leader) I thought the last Sith died in Vader after he killed the emperor? Or is the dark side some kind of disease/parasite that seeks a new host once the old one died?
you're questions are irrelevant because Lucas 1-6, KOTOR, and the Clone Wars are the only canon star wars things
>>63982746
Well done, you'll catch a few people
>>63982649
It's part of Abrams retarded TV storytelling, it'll probably be explained in VIII or IX who fucking knows. Also
>>63982746
Jacen Solo and Ben Solo
Darth Caedus and Kylo Ren
Which depiction of the dark Solo son was better?
Which character did you prefer?
And who would win in a fight?
>>63982600
Jacen was a master of the Dark Side, an amazing pilot, great leader and handsome.
Kylo (Ben) would never stand a chance, but literary characters are almost always overpowered compared to movie characters.
I don't remember any Jacen in any of the films.
Oh gee... almost as if... he isn't... /tv/ related or something...
tl;dr fuck off
>>63982600
Jacen doesn't exist along with all the other ridiculous EU bullshit.
What do you guys think of this show
One of the best cop shows ever created
JUST ANOTHER DAAAAAYYYYYYYY
bump for not star wars
>>63982473
It was surprisingly good.
A little over the top at times, and I don't think it got as many seasons as it deserved, so some story lines feel rushed, but solid entertainment.
Decent cast as well.
You just know he's going to get unceremoniously killed off by Snoke or Kylo in the next movie.
Nah he'll probably die in the EPIC SPACE BATTLE, just like Firmus
>Why didn't you intensify forward firepower
>>63982435
How is Domhnall Gleeson all of a sudden getting cast in all these big name movies? I don't get it.
>>63982435
Probably face off against Poe over the next two movies. Who kills who is up in the air
>>63982638
Good actor with range (not unlike Isaac)
Why does everyone hate this movie so much? I just watched it and loved it. What say /tv/?
Was it the version where hegoes back in time to when he was still in his mother's womb and strangles himself with the umbilical cord?
I'm not a fan of that guy, but eh.. it was okay.
>>63982616
This, the original ending makes the movie so much better.
Also weird as fuck because I had a random conversation with someone at work about this movie today.
How can one man be so funny, innovative, and HANDSOME?
What's his secret?
Was he in star wars? I only care about star wars
>>63982322
why was the wolfe guy so mean to him?
>being literally Nathan
>spamming even after outed as fraud
Why?
Harrison Ford: "I'm very excited to work with Steven Spielberg again and do Indiana Jones 5"
Why does Ford like the Indy series so much more than Star Wars?
anyone who isn't a pleb likes the Indy series more than fag wars
Indiana Jones has less of an annoying fandom
>>63982307
Because Indiana Jones is better than Star Wars.
I don't get it.
So it needs to consume a star to charge, right? So how did it fire the first time? Did it already have a charge? Did it only take half of the star's energy the first time than the rest the second time? Does it move around from star to star to get it's charge? Does it just take a little bit of the star at a time?
Can someone explain this to me. I think I missed something.
how come the janitor knew how to blow it up?
shit movie shit dilemmas
I just assumed it traveled between starsystems like the Death Star could.
It's kind of interesting to think about. In order to destroy one system with a shot, it has to destroy a second system first as fuel.
https://www.rt.com/news/324321-steven-seagal-serbia-police/
He's still got it. So when is his next action film coming out?
Oh shit Wendell was right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chff-QCudw8
fucking steven seagall
goat actor/person
>>63981778
>So when is his next action film coming out?
Is he still filming those Little Debbie commercials?