Just shaved my head /tv/, squeeky cleanlooks 'ok'
Post some movies with shaved head protagonists
>>63992134
L e L
Anyone else think that the First Order were really good villains? They actually seemed threatening and dangerous
>>63992038
Yes my only issue is how they came into power and were allowed to build a second planetdeathstar in the first place, so recently after the events of the original trilogy.
>>63992092
Private investors, money can do a lot
>>63992038
>space opera
>villains are literally blond space Nazis
It's lazy and boring, faŠ¼.
How did Rey know how to use a Jedi mind trick, let alone know what it is?
How was Rey able to get the lightsaber using the force over Kylo when Rey is a nobody who received no training and just recently found out about the force and Kylo is anakins grandfather and received training from snoke and luke?
How was Rey such a skilled pilot despite never flying a ship?
How was Rey just as knowledgeable, if not more knowledgeable, than han in regards to the millennium falcon?
How was Rey such a skilled shot despite never firing a blaster before and being...
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>How did Rey know how to use a Jedi mind trick, let alone know what it is?
She's a civil war junkie. She lives in a dead AT-AT and wears a rebel helmet for kicks. Stories probably made their way down. She knew the name Luke Skywalker.
>How was Rey able to get the lightsaber using the force over Kylo when Rey is a nobody who received no training and just recently found out about the force and Kylo is anakins grandfather and received training from snoke and luke?
Lightsaber calls to her with the Force,...
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>>63991972
It's shit writing OP they just wanted a stronk woman so feminist press would praise it
>>63991972
because she was at the academy before kylo turned all emo and killed everyone. She has prior training; Luke just suppressed her memories of it.
anybody willing to admit he was better than expected? i doubt it but for me he was the only one saving the movie
>mary sue rey constantly conveying to audience that she strong innapenent womyn dont need no man, Fin grabs her hands anyway to get her from harm
>Harrison Ford is old and tired and just cant get me to see him as Han solo anymore. Fin replaces im as alpha hero
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He was the best actor on screen by far.
Loved it when he was taunting phasma and it was only a couple lines.
>>63991877
Him and Poe were simply magic on the screen
>>63991877
>i doubt it
What? Literally every post about him since the release has been how he was better than expected you fucking moron.
Still disappointed a bit with his character
>Killing is bad gotta get out of here
>fuck you stormtroopers *blaps*
He should be more of a pacifist to make a really unique and interesting character.
So this was a fucking masterpiece. Best of the year easily. It's a genuinely interesting film, with creative decisions that pay off. My only problem with it is that it kind of ripped off the Master a lot, which I noticed with all of the intense period detail and Kodachrome color palette, 50's homosexual relationship plot, and they even used the exact same song as when Freddie leaves the Master, "No Other Love". And I only don't mind because the Master is my favorite movie ever, so even a movie pretending to be it is alright in my book.
Just go...
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>>63991853
That's not this movie.
>Just go see it. It's a film with actual emotions, not just lightsabers.
>implying that carol and starwars were the only two movies that were released this year
Fuck off nobody cares about your Tumblr movie and >muh emotion
Name one reason why anyone should see it other than it has lesbians in the 50's
>>63992067
Honestly, I can understand where you're coming from. It wasn't easy to get me to see it either, so this is going to be difficult. I get how arch and oscar-baity it sounds. It's not. It's about a lot more than a lesbian couple.
Why see it? Because every aspect of what actually makes film fundamentally different and special as an art form is done well. Every set piece is perfect, colors bleed off the screen, characters are almost disturbingly well portrayed, I never felt like any actor was...
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Mortal Kombat movie when?
Let me introduce you to an age known as 1998.
>>63991787
There already are fine MK movies
>>63991787
You're like twenty years too late dude.
Good:
>Finn
>Rey
>Finn and Rey's relationship
>Poe
>all space action sequences
>cool aliens
Bad:
>too much Han and Leia
>phoned-in soundtrack
>entire second half of movie is REMEMBER THIS???
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>>63991775
>V > VI > III > I > VII > IV > II
One of the worst rankings I've seen on here all day. OBJECTIVE RANKINGS:
V > IV > VI > VII > III > I > II
>>63991775
What about Han's predictable and meaningless death and the fact that Ren looked like the most beta man alive?
>>63991775
>>incomprehensible politics with no explanation
I don't remember any politics in the movie.
>>Darth Vader 2.0
What? Darth Vader was an intimidating badass. Kylo Ren is an angsty loser that desperately wants to be a badass. He's nothing like Vader.
So how many art house flicks have you watched this year /tv/? This is how much I've got.
>Wild at Heart
wew lad
>>63991797
>running away from love
what makes a film art house?
>hamburger music starts playing
>>63991688
no joke, he was seriously distracting. I don't even know what other movies or shows I've seen him in but the second I saw him in TFA he really stuck out. then you had to see his fat ass on the cockpit pretending to do shit (like the rest of the "squad" of useless fucks) while Poe did literally everything.
I cant stand that fat fuck.
>>63992485
When I saw him, I thought "Porkins-II"?
Should they bring him into the new trilogy somehow?
How should they do it?
>>63991681
Raylan?
>>63991681
They could make him this mysterious grey character that betrays the First Order and joins the Resistance in the end. That would rock...
>>63991728
Terrible in the Memeful 8. Made the whole thing unwatchable.
/tv/
Is pic related the cutest scene ever?.
>>63991675
One of the better scenes of the flick, and the only once where ReySue really showed some innocence and made her compelling.
Afrer that she just became stronk woman
her pussy must be full of sand
>>63991675
I always thought Mary Sue types sucked because scenes involving them usually suck. It was not a hard fast rule to avoid them at all costs, just a warning that making them interesting is sometimes difficult. But if the character is technically a Mary Sue but still fun and likeable, and cute, then that means J.J. made it work anyway. So what's the problem.
Also I want to eat Daisy's pussy and ass.
Why is China so racist?
Please bomb in china please bomb in china please bomb in china
>>63991664
Against wookiees?
>>63991664
>removes wookie
>racist
>9 year old kid
>Able to see force visions similar to Yoda, a jedi master, with no training
>Surpasses grown adults at both engineering and mechanical feats
>Wins an annual podrace, in an extremely risky and dangerous sport, involving 20 experienced racers hosted by a criminal megaboss
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>>63991629
He tried spinning. Anyone could accomplish all of this if they spin. Did Rey try spinning? I don't think so. Therefore, the idea that she could accomplish anything is beyond belief.
>Anakin
>Mary Sue
He is literally the most flawed character in star wars. Also his force visions are no where near what Yoda saw and it was also said that he was piloting for a few years. That being said he is a terribly written character.
Not to mention that he is deliberately tagged as a Mary Sue from the get-go when he was established as the Chosen One. Even then he gets all of his limbs cut off and immolated by a guy who shouldn't be anywhere near as powerful as him.
1. Chris Evans ($181.80 per $1)
2. Mila Kunis ($87.30 per $1)
3. Scarlett Johansson ($84.90 per $1)
4. Gwyneth Paltrow ($82.90 per $1)
5. Emma Stone ($54.00 per $1)
6. Chris Hemsworth ($42.10 per $1)
7. Vin Diesel ($40.30 per $1)
8. Jennifer Lawrence ($39.10 per $1)
9. Mark Wahlberg ($37.90 per $1)
10. Dwayne Johnson ($28.10 per $1)
How come /tv/'s favourite actor doesn't make more monies for his worth?
4got link http://www.forbes.com/sites/natalierobehmed/2015/12/21/hollywoods-best-actors-for-the-buck-2015-chris-evans-leads-mila-kunis-scarlett-johansson-and-more/
You're right.
Jlaw deserves more.
>>63991293
Probably doesn't live above his means and so doesn't really push for more since he enjoys it and makes more than enough as it is.
>first fucking 100 seconds of TFA
>get em on board
>mfw
I fucking hate this meme. When will it die. I was honestly waiting for kylos ship to crash. I would've shat myself
>>63991107
>finn and han capture phasma
>finn blurts out I'M IN CHARGE
Bravo JarJar
>>63991107
>First time meeting chewbacca
>You're a big wookie!
>I'm in charge now! I'm in in charge!
What did le quirky baboon face man mean by this?