I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
LIterally in TFA for 3 fucking seconds
>LOL IM IN STAR WARS BRUH
Have you finished all your
Holidayshopping this year?
yfw you realize x-mas eve is tomorrow and you haven't bought any gifts yet.
Is he the best actor of his generation?
Does the Big Short tell the truth that the financial crisis is not because of the banks fault but the retarded poor people who didnt read the contracts?
The retarded poor ultimately made the choice that got them into that predicament
But it was the financiers, who knew better, and still offered this shit anyway, who enabled it, and are culpable as well
And yet, the same people calling for the bankers heads will complain endlessly about the redlining of the 60's/70's
Speculation thread as to what the Knights of Ren are. I wish they had expanded on it more in the movie.
This is a good sign. One of the best things about the OT was how poorly explained some things were. It just threw you into things assuming you already knew everything about the universe and hoped you could keep up. This led to a lot of interesting fan speculation back in the day.
The Knights of Ren are a group of young men who formed in the aftermath of the Empire's destruction. Most of them are orphans, space rats, wanderers who have joined smuggling crews and sought after historical artifacts.
They don't have a leader until they meet a young Jedi initiate named Ben Solo who is undergoing his Jedi trials. Luke sent him to a world that was rich with Jedi history in search of a holocron. But Luke never told Ben about the truth of his lineage, and this will forever haunt him.
Solo is searching the ruins of the world in question...
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The Knights of ren are led by Darth plagius (snoke). Plagius was palpatines master, which is why he looks so deformed from his botched assassination attempt. Rey used to be one of the sith and was mind wiped and dropped off on the totally not Tatooine planet of Jakku, after she went full an akin and murdered the new batch of young padawans (as hinted in her flashback). That's why luke went into hiding. His main apprentice was his daughter, Rey, and she betrayed him to the dark side (at the behest of snoke/plagius) and he needed time to meditate.
Just to switch up from Star Wars threads can we get a top film of 2015 thread going
How butthurt are the Star Trek fags about this new trailer?
This is literally one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. That ending gave me goose bumps.
When I went to see it the whole theatre was silent the whole movie. Absolute respect for this masterpiece.
>kids/teenagers are breaking the rules in a late 90's-early 2000's movie
>AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
Why didn't "the Reddit Awakens" have any scenes that felt cinematic and meaningful with a powerful musical score like this one?
Good taste anon.
The obvious answer goes without saying. TFA was directed at redditors and mainstream / capeshit audiences whereas the prequels were bold, stylistic, and made for the appreciation of only their creator and the lucky few among us patricians who can appreciate his genius. Star Wars is a good series overall, V is still the GOAT, but the prequels in particular are /tv/ as fuck.
Are lightsabers two handed or one handed weapons?
They're like hand-and-a-half swords: primarily used in two hands but balanced enough for use in one hand. Pic related is a good example.
A lightsaber hilt is much too long for a one-handed sword. One-handed swords (which, as you said, can also be more easily controlled with 2 hands) have tiny hilts.
>It'll be a breeze, Vic