>mfw /tv/ is in absolute denial over how successful Ep 7 is
>mfw /tv/ has completely turned on RLM because they liked Ep 7
>mfw /tv/ is shilling hard as fuck on the prequels
>mfw the general audience and critics liked Rey(a woman) as a protagonist
>mfw /tv/ won't stop crying over Ep 7
has /tv/ ever been more butthurt over something other than this?
So why did Marv turn into a skeleton?
Would it be considered incest?
Why aren't there any girl Prometheuses, are they Muslim or something?
>its really creative
>great use of cgi
>the artistic vision is there
>not a soulless cash grab
>creative, fun action
Am I talking about the Star Wars prequels, or Jupiter Ascending?
I'm going to hang a high wire between the two towers of the World Trade Center and walk on it.
"You think Han Solo was the father you never had...he'd only disappoint you."
what did he mean by this?
I got the sense that Leia sending Kylo/Ben off to Luke was the equivalent of sending your trouble child off to boarding or military school. Maybe he feels that Han didn't care enough cause he sent him away?
i think a lot of his disappointment comes from Han not being Force sensitive and feeling like he's the one who held Ben back from becoming as great a Jedi/Sith as his uncle/grandfather
Post yfw it's literally mathematically impossible for TFA to gross anywhere near Avatar due to its laughable domestic/overseas ratio
>The new Star Wars sucks, it was just a rehash of New Hope, it brought literally nothing new that we haven't seen before!!!
>Kylo Ren is a shitty villain, he's just an angsty kid, not a cool badass like Darth Vader or Darth Maul!!!
These two sentences are being spoken by the same people. What the fuck is wrong with you?
I literally cannot understand why so many people here hate TFA and praise the prequels. Maybe its nostalgia and/or being contrarian but I dont give a fuck anymore. At least that way I can find peace
Use the Schwartz
Would you call her unconventionally attractive?
She was conventionally attractive, about 7/10. Above average, but not enough to turn heads. The personality is what made it hotter than she otherwise would have been. What makes you think that her looks are unconventional?
Is Scott Pilgrim good?
The fan rating of 92% I can understand, but 95% Critics Rating (92% Top Critics) ? Is there a more obvious case of bought reviewers?
>Is there a more obvious case of bought reviewers?
The fact that Vatican (which has the most patrician taste in movies save for Shiller's list) rated it "mediocre at best" is the best proof of that.
>When you ask a friend if Hellboy is any good, you're not asking if it's any good compared to Mystic River, you're asking if it's any good compared to The Punisher. And my answer would be, on a scale of one to four, if Superman is four, then Hellboy is three and The Punisher is two. In the same way, if American Beauty gets four stars, then The United States of Leland clocks in at about two.
Opinions on this show?
so u be sayin?