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Daily reminder that nowhere in canon is "MUH TRAINING" required to be adept with the force. Training was about philosophy, ethics, and emotion. Someone learning to use the force can figure it out for themselves.
I'm just annoyed because it made for an extremely boring movie with no real tension when the character we just met seems to be doing everything better than everyone else and is liked by everyone and even beats the main bad guy without issue at all.
>has the highest midichlorian count in history
>LOL JEDIS ARENT ALLOWED TO BREED AND PASS GENES LOLOLO XD
This is why people become siths
Midichlorians are a glib facsimile, they don't mean shit...
The Jedi's are like a bunch of fucked up pedo priests... Qui Gon Gin was like a skeptic who was trying to use science to explain the force.
None of the other Jedi's seemed to give two shits about midichlorians... Yoda was all like "just fucking be about the force and you'll have it nigga" and that among other reasons is why the Jedi order got ass raped, they refused to change their ways like the fucking Amish...
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i keep thinking the humour seems lame and reddit as fuck but I'm not sure if thats what the comics are like. I feel like he's supposed to be more edgy and less like a hyper violent dennis the menace or something
>Disney execs mad as fuck that their TFA marketing on /tv/ backfired and now 4chan is defending the prequels after they spent years trying to tarnish George's reputation with viral marketing and bribed internet "reviewers"
What did u you get for Xmas? I got nothing because I'm a proud non-christian. What about you children?
Thoughts on Michael Moore's newest joint?
Since 2015 is almost over, post your lists.
Flick of the Year:
Movie of the Year:
Film of the Year:
>Contrarians hating on TFA and falling for the "prequels are good" meme
>This changes everything
why did she know so much about the force?
So I heard season 4 is actually going to happen?
Also, I'd pay like 10 bitcoins to have a spinoff that features J.P. and Alison as a posh, insufferable couple in their mid-20s. I feel like shows like that are underrepresented.
What the fuck...
So now that the dust has settled, between SPECTRE, Fury Road, Jurassic World, and The Force Awakens, do we all agree that pic related was hands-down the best blockbuster of 2015?
Phasma is just done.
Even if she somehow comes back, she only has potential as a comic relief antagonist who repeatedly fails in increasingly comedic ways.
No, Kylo Ren at least tries his hardest to become a badass. So if he succeeds in becoming a real villain it'll be satisfying.
In Phasma's case it would make no sense. She's just a joke at this point, whereas Kylo still has potential as a twisted fucking psychopath, he just has to focus and train more.