You are a youngling and Anakin just activated(?) his lightsaber, what do you do to stay alive?
>Movie set in Ancient Egypt
>Cast nothing but white people
Why is this allowed?
>tfw spill is gone
>tfw they wont review any recent movies youre looking forward too
>tfw the took down their YouTube channel and website so you cant rewatch old videos
am I the only one that misses them?
Fucking what, Spill was the shit man just some dumb dudrs taking the piss and writing movies. Fucking Spill man no reason to take down their YouTube channel. Merry fucking Christmas
If Obi Wan can do THIS...
...why didn't he do it HERE?
Doesn't seem to me like a very good friend.
>41 years old
The final 3 are all interchangable. Really hoping Ep 8 is a slow burner.
1-3.Empire, Force, Hope
Revenge of the Sith is easily the worst film and only liked by edgelords who like "muh darkness XDDDD"
So there are falcons in Star Wars?
FAL - Acronym for Fast Approach / Landin
CON - Means its fake. Dishonest. A ruse, which is what Solo was. He was a Ruse-Man as he always lied to Jabba and others about how fast the falcon actually was
So why don't the Sith cultivate squadrons of force-sensitive younglings to do their bidding?
I'm aware of the 'there can only be one sith lord and his padawan' thing, but why not at least keep the padawan rejects. Cultivate their force abilities just enough to make them elite Storm Troopers. Super good blaster reflexes, immune to jedi mind trick. Why not
More potential threats to undermine the hierarchy and authority of the Sith
They know what the Dark Side entails and don't want any more people to have to keep an eye on
Sidious wanted the biggest Chad Jedi to be his right hand man and do the bidding and him alone
Why is the style of classic simpsons episodes so much more charming than any other animated television show? Obviously the writing was great but no other show can make me laugh with just a still image like the simpsons can
also, classic simpsons thread
Why the fuck are mods deleting my eastenders thread, it's a fucking british soap opera and /tv/ related, SORRY I DIDN'T MAKE ANOTHER STAR WARS THREAD YOU FAT FUCKING LOSER JANITOR
I make one /eastenders/ thread and the janitor gets mad that his hotpocket is cold so deletes my thread to make more room for star wars and you think i should just take it?
British soap operas need to take a stand
Which is better /tv/
new Mad Max or new Star Wars?
Both are simple action movies did great with critics but a lot of people here seem to hate them. They're both somewhat reboots and have stronk female protagonists.
Im sure a lot would agree but overall I'd say Fury Road has a lot more going for it. Visually it's more creative and ambitious. Both had good practical effects but utilized CGI where it needed but the redundant spectacle of TFA was actually kind of boring. Despite both being shot on film, FR sometimes...
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Personally I prefer TFA cause I like the characters and actually give a shit about what happens to them. The only one who got close to that in MMFR for me was the war boy and he was a bit character.
Does /tv/ have any vintage waifus?
What are your film and tv-related new years resolutions?
I'm gonna watch 300 movies in 2016
ITT: Movies about loneliness.
Need some recommendations.
>Movies about loneliness.
Hmm. Buffalo 66 is kind of about loneliness, but not as much as Brown Bunny.
Sorry bud. I got some shows that I enjoy, followed by the criticisms I know they're going to recieve.
Mr Robot (le reddit/autist may-may show)
Welcome to the NHK (le weeb shit may-may show)
So, how do you think he will look like in 8?