ok im little depressend and just downloaded:
the martian
hateful eight
and bridge of spies
and the voices
which one should i watch pls
Delete the martian, its reddit trash.
Delete the hateful 8 and see it in cinema rather than a shitty pirated version
Bridge of spies is relaxed, watch that one
>>64148931
>reddit trash
Nothing like the narcissism of small differences, eh anon?
>>64148931
Hateful 8 is Reddit trash too, anon.
How do you go from this to that?
Why do women in Hollywood age so poorly?
>>64148836
NOT COOL
White women age the worst.
>>64148878
shut up darkie
>So why is this not the review I wanted to write, with me dancing jigs on the steeple, painted with woad with bells on my toes, yodeling for joy? Because the jerkwads of Hollywood had to take a favorite movie and crap it up with political correctness. Because this film is critic-proof. No matter how bad it is, everyone and his brother will go see it.
http://www.scifiwright.com/2015/12/the-force-awakens-and-hits-the-snooze-button
>>64148824
way too long
political is the least of my concerns.my main problems are that
> the plot is a rip-off of episodes 4/5 which nobody seems to give a shit about because of ''how bad the prequels are''
>Rey is a mary-sue.
i dont care if she knows how to fight or how to pilot. its boring to start with someone already skilled who gets approval from everyone right of the bat.and she already know mind trick? this movie was the laziest...
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>>64148824
>banner art is dude in a trench coat and fedora
>>64148824
>We conservative Christians live inside a story
What did he mean by this?
Is he some kind of party dentist?
He's THE dentist
It's funny that the guy who started the JUST meme is actually happy and successful. He just has a shitty haircut.
>tfw you'll never fly to Cleveland just to have Dr. Gino give you a teeth cleaning
You have ten seconds to defend capeshit
>Deadpool
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
>Captain America: Civil War
>X-Men: Apocalypse
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
>Suicide Squad
>Gambit
>Doctor Strange
>Killing Joke Animated
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>>64148308
Eventually normies will get sick of this torrent of shit and it'll stop. I expect it to happen in late 2016 or early in 2017.
tfw someone disses shazam
>>64148308
>a dozen movies of one genre a year
>out of hundreds and hundreds of other movies
>including dozens of (lol) "real films"
This is just too flat-out retarded to be anything but tired bait
Who is the better actress?
Barbara Palvin a cute! CUTE!
The shit log I just left in my toilet has more screen presence than both of these "actors" combined.
Who's the bitch on the right?
Who are your favourite film critics /tv/?
>>64148658
not red letter media
>>64148658
>there is slavshit browsing my board
This is genuinely disgusting
what happened to all the badass vietnam movies?
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
>>64148571
They stopped being topical and relevant. You have to remember that in the 70's and 80's that shit was fresh in people's minds. So of course they wanted to exploit it, same thing with all the WWII movies that came out in the 50's and 60's.
>>64148571
We found out how disgusting the war was, nobody wants to watch a movie about bunch of drug addicted, alcoholic, PTSD stricken criminals of war trying to survive in a nasty fucking jungle, not to mention that communism is so far from peoples grasps that some of them think that its good
>It's a press conference scene
>The character on the mic finishes speaking
>All the reporters start screaming questions at once as cameras go off everywhere
Fucking seriously? Why do movies still do this
it was a preddy gud movie desu
shame that the reddit nigger made comments about it
>>64148570
>I'm gonna have to Reddit the shit out of this!
What did he mean by this?
>it's a math scene
>le quirky genius nigger is flying his imaginary plane around the white retarded boss's head
>Last week the UK's most prolific movie pirates were handed sentences totaling 17 years. With claims in court that the men went to great lengths to hide their identities, just how easy was it to catch them? Papers detailing the investigation obtained by TorrentFreak reveal that tracking the men down was a relatively simple affair.
>Following a three year investigation by Hollywood-backed anti-piracy group the Federation Against Copyright Theft, last week five of the UK’s most prolific movie pirates were sentenced...
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>copying information on the Internet
>"piracy"
>"crime"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeTybKL1pM4
>>64148281
4 white lads and 1 sandman, well at least no discrimination
>>64148281
>reveal that tracking the men down was a relatively simple affair.
>Following a three year investigation
>simple
>took 3 years
Forget The Room
Forget Birdemic
Forget Troll 2
Forget every "Worst movie ever" meme movie
This piece of shit is literally the worst movie I've seen in my entire life.
I'm gonna dump some webums
>52%
What went wrong?
Ewoks
plebs
>>64148192
The only scene that was good was the Emperor's throne room. The rest was garbage.
Daughter of the supposed chosen one
Her father had a higher medichlorian count than Yoda
Shes basically never even used the force, not even by accident, apart from her internal GPS to find Luke
Are we really to believe shes never used her powers properly, not even in anger considering she lost her dad, nearly lost her brother, has been captured many times, basically lost her son, and lost her main love interest in Han Solo too
Yep you are supposed to accept awful writing.
>>64148101
Used 100% of her force abilities on hairstyles.
>>64148101
Was I the only one who thought time (and drugs) have not been good to Ms. Fisher... I mean, God damn, she looked and sounded fucking awful. I'm kinda wishing they never had brought her back.
>feninism powerfantasy: the movie
>/tv/ loves it
I don't get it
You tried.
>>64148062
>>64148062
it was literally the opposite
did you even watch this flick
how the fuck did the blue lightsaber end up in episode VII?
it was lost at cloud city in V when Vader cut Lukes arm off and Luke built the green one for episode VI.
the saber in VII should've been green or they atleast should've mentioned it belonged to Vader instead of Luke.
"it's a long story"
The force
>>64148017
A tale for another time.