Introverted, arrogant, or autism?
>>64149973
Is she wearing Darth Vader's undersuit?
Also,autism
Yes.
>>64149999
Quads confirm
Which one /fb/?
yur mum
>>64149731
OP BTFO
>>64149731
OP BTFO
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What were his final thoughts?
>I didn't think we could lose.
>>64149650
poop XD
JUST
Can we talk about this movie please? I don't think an ending has left me feeling so angry before.
This was basically "Listen & Believe: The Movie". She slit a guy's throat, blood everywhere, but she said she was being raped at the time, so I guess no further investigation is necessary. Case closed.
The guy owned a nice car and a mansion. Obviously he was a working man which means he had an alibi for that morning. Easy as shit to solve.
>>64149096
Did she delete all the footage of her willingly entering his house since she told everyone she was kidnapped?
And shouldn't there be a massive wound on her body somewhere from where all that blood on the kitchen floor came from?
The cops were completely incompetent.
>>64149096
That was all her Amazing Amy money. He didn't have a job.
Why did they play this kiddie shit trailer before TFA?
>>64148713
We actually didn't get this trailer. We got a bunch of drafthouse spliced reels of star wars related stuff and then they cut to the preview for star trek, ID4-2, and Civil War.
Too bad you guys can't have patrician theaters like alamo drafthouse.
Do I really have to explain it to you?
>>64148781
Please do
>all this starwars shit filling /tv/
>no one talking about the real blunder of 2015
No one really cares for Uno Farto
>>64148169
I liked it
it was better than The Revenant
Whats your opinion on the first openly gay relationship in the Star Wars universe.
>telling another man he looks good in your clothes
>telling him to keep your clothes
>literally rushing to hug another man
>biting your lip because you have an erect penis for a black man (BLACKED)
>>64147639
i approve.
>>64147639
Its okay when oscar does it.
You've never given your bro an article of clothing before?
#wew
A new space adventure that doesn't feel like marvel crap "movie"? Does that exist already? A space adventure?
Let's figure out what makes star wars so legendary and why does it have staying power.
To help ourselves, let's make an abstraction. For example, to form a concept of a chair means not thinking of details of specific chair (like color, weight, size), but only of what is required for chair to be a chair (like "an object made to be sat on").
Can we make an abstraction of star wars? What does a movie require to be...
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>What does a movie require to be a star wars movie?
non senile john williams.
>>64146956
>implying a new big budget scifi film that isn't a safe, center-left, sloppily edited, committee-designed piece of trash will ever come out again
That time's done, OP. You have to let go.
>thirty years old
>trained under both Luke and Snoke, presumably has around twenty years of training/experience
>shown multiple times doing master-level force shit like freezing blaster bolts in mid air and then nonchalantly going about talking and walking around
>loses to someone who has had zero training and has never used the force or a lightsaber before
>doesn't use the force during the fight for zero reason
>>64145795
He's thirty?
Really?
>>64145795
>Gets shot with a bow-caster through the stomach (which instakilled everyone else in the movie)
>Opponent has proven herself to be a nimble and competent fighter throughout the movie, especially with her staff.
>Head is mashed up as fuck after killing his Dad and realizing he probably isn't the one to carry on Vader's legacy.
>Has probably never engaged in a real lightsaber fight himself...
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>>64145795
Rey is the strongest force use now. It's obvious what Disney, JJ and Kasdan want.
Deadpool is a film genetically engineerd to appeal to imdbspawn /v/edditors with no sense of sophisication who laud meme dialog, which supports upvote groupthink mentality, and meme acting with a good movie pandering reddit tier meta capeshit "entertainment" sensibilities and a meme tv movie aesthetic. This is a flick at best and will rightfully ruin ryan reynolds career.
How does it feel to be a master memester?
>>64140712
Isnt deadpool supposed to be impotent/doesnt have any sexual organs?
I tip my meme hat to you my good sir
Who the fuck is this guy?
>>64137649
giant smeagol
Emporer Snorkel
>>64137649
Snookums
I was born in 1997 and what is this?
its a photograph of a building.
>>64154290
If you were born in 1997 then you'd still be old enough to know what it is...
>>64154323
seriously I was born in '95 and have many memories of going to blockbuster
I don't understand. What is the appeal of cuck of queens? Is it because it's american and there's something culturally about it that's inherently funny? I think I have a fair grasp of what kind of people they're supposed to represent, but I still just can't find anything even remotely funny, or even beyond that, likable about this show.
>>64153800
OP Confirmed for troll.
>>64153800
Arthur is insane and can be somewhat amusing. Like in a flashback when his dad was played by Ben Stiller
>>64153842
Arthur is insane is like the one thing that's even recognizable as a joke most of the time, but then, it felt flat with me in the first place, and the annoying as fuck overacting just means that it gets less and less amusing over time.
" I took him into my mouth like Holy Communion."
Holy shit. Is there a worse line in the history of TV and film? Almost wanted to drop the show. Compares a dick in his mouth to Communion.
>>64153402
Why would you watch this to begin with? But yeah that's pretty cringey
>>64153402
this show singlehandedly redpilled me on why sjw is a literal virus when it comes to film and television
>>64153490
I don't know. It was average but I was expecting better from the Wachowski's
>mfw the "no falcon," light goes on and a majestic Peregrine swoops by anyway
>go see new star wars with falcon because I hear there's a millenial falcon in the film
>film ends and there was no falcons in it
>falcon gives me this dissapointed look the whole ride home
Anyone else feel fucking tired of having the cinema jester target you every fucking time you go to watch a movie?
He keeps stealing my cinema meals and fucking my shit up just for gags and everybody around me laughs at me. I cant even act mad because "its just a prank bro".
>like to bring falcon to the theater
>there's no falcon check room
>falcons not allowed inside theater
guess i'll leave my falcon at home