Darth Vader takes you to Sheev's throne room, to meet your new master.
>"Welcome young Anon, I have been expecting you. You no longer need those."
>He Force-uncuffs you
>"Guards, leave us."
>"I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me... Master."
What do you answer?
"I shall be a big guy for you, Sheev."
>>64198221
AWWWW HEEEEEEELL NAAAAAW
>*audience laughs and claps*
>>64198221
Your overconfidence is your weakness
>>64198168
Whats the name of this hairstyle?
SURE KEN!
no t b h
Can we all agree?
>/tv/ isn't Sheev
>>64198157
>reddit is the best character since the prequels
>/tv/ is a shitty side character from the middle act of the first prequel
>/tv/ being represented by a space Jew
/tv/ would be sheev
Just watched Tree of Life by Mallick.
How did this Cosmos ripoff ever get the Palme d'or? I feel like I just got meme'd.
I can't believe this fucker just wasted 34$ mio on making this, and that people blew another 54$ mio on going to the cinema.
Donate to charity next time before you decide to go to the cinema please.
>>64197995
>he fell for the Palme d'Or meme
>>64197995
literally stop watching movies pleb cuck
Who's excited /tv/?
>>64197977
tumblr sure is
someone post the explanation of sherlock smart and actually smart character
>>64197977
ALL BRITISH MEN ARE AT MINIMUM 85% HOMOSEXUAL
Why don't a lot of people like this movie? why is it overlooked?
>>64197882
Should Norton have stayed as Hulk?
Because it's shit?
Just a guess.
>>64197935
Yes. Though he probably wouldn't have wanted to do the quipy shit
I
no reddit>4chan, just r/movies>/tv/
look at the actor/actress threads, look at the star wars threads, i am out of here
You do know that their movie board dumped all their garbage posters here right?
/r/movies and /tv/ are equally as scatter-shot in terms of quality.
/co/ on the other hand is leagues above r/comicbooks
/film/, /movie/, /flick/, /cinema/, /kino/, /cel/, /tv/ split when?
Is there a more perfect trilogy?
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>>64197666
thanks, satan
Yall should download this. It's really cute and seems sort of philosophical or religious. Too short imo though.
Are classically/sexually attractive actors still a thing in Hollywood?
I ask because of these two unappealing fuckers and that guy playing Kylo-Ren, and Jennifer Lawrence trying to be billed as overly sexy
>>64197810
She is cute and Adam Drive face isn't ugly.
>>64197926
*Driver's face
Get some rest, /tv/. You look tired.
>>64197308
BWREE BWREE
shit posts are back again shitposting I didn't know
>>64197308
>REEEEEEE
>REEEEEEE
>>64197368
OH BABY
As someone of partial Irish-American and Italian-American descent, this movie got me right in the feels.
Does Saoirse Ronin deserve an Oscar for this stellar performance?
>muh heritage
Not one of her performances deserve an oscar nomination, not a single one.
>>64197277
it's just an excellent film, no heritage required.
I doubt the oscar winner (pic related) will be someone who gave a better performance but that's not got much to do with why people win.
This has to be one of the worst films I've ever seen. It's literally pandering to edgy teenagers.
>>64197003
it's got some serious metaphors and meaning. If you get them, understand them, and appreciate them, THEN will it become a gr8 film for you. I had to watch it 3 times too
>>64197358
OR read the book as well
>>64197003
It's edgy as fuck, but I'm sure we'll get a good crop of 3deep5u replies.
Why were the injuns in this movie so fucking crazy? Why couldn't they talk?
They weren't Indians. They were troglodytes.
>>64196822
>Why couldn't they talk?
Because they put some whistle tube on their throat when they are young
>Why were the injuns in this movie so fucking crazy?
That's their culture and you have to respect it you racist
they weren't injuns, they were some weird cave people that don't speak a language or anything
Twin peaks thread?
It's cold and snowy outside so I decided to wrap myself up in a blanket and warm up some pizza while watching the pilot
>>64196586
Snowing? It's hot and flooding here in southern USA. Is this your second time watching it?
>tfw I have not touched or been around snow for longer than I can remember
>>64196625
To be fair its more a mix of snow and freezing rain
And no its got to be my third time at least
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_in_film
A bad year for cinema seeing as most of the highly anticipated movies were bad, had a hard time scraping a full list of 10 but;
Ex Machina
It Follows
Sicario
Age of Adaline
The Martian
Crimson Peak
Black Mass
The Revenant
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
In the Heart of the Sea
>Please refrain from posting if you have Mad Max, Capeshit and Star Wars in your top 10
>>64196388
>>Please refrain from posting if you have Mad Max, Capeshit and Star Wars in your top 10
Fuck off
Sicario
Ex Machina
The Look of Silence
The Lobster
Queen Of Earth
The Force Awakens
Fury Road
99 Homes
Entertainment
Inherent Vice
Might change still a few more from 2015 I need to see.
>Ex Machina
>It Follows
>Sicario
>The Martian
>The Revenant
>Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
But you are no better than the average tasteless capeshit/MM/star shitter fan
>>64196659
There was very little cinema made this year, so I had to pick what was available.