Darth Vader takes you to Sheev's throne room, to meet your new master.
>"Welcome young Anon, I have been expecting you. You no longer need those."
>He Force-uncuffs you
>"Guards, leave us."
>"I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me... Master."
What do you answer?
Can we all agree?
Just watched Tree of Life by Mallick.
How did this Cosmos ripoff ever get the Palme d'or? I feel like I just got meme'd.
I can't believe this fucker just wasted 34$ mio on making this, and that people blew another 54$ mio on going to the cinema.
Donate to charity next time before you decide to go to the cinema please.
Who's excited /tv/?
Why don't a lot of people like this movie? why is it overlooked?
no reddit>4chan, just r/movies>/tv/
look at the actor/actress threads, look at the star wars threads, i am out of here
Is there a more perfect trilogy?
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored...
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Yall should download this. It's really cute and seems sort of philosophical or religious. Too short imo though.
Are classically/sexually attractive actors still a thing in Hollywood?
I ask because of these two unappealing fuckers and that guy playing Kylo-Ren, and Jennifer Lawrence trying to be billed as overly sexy
Get some rest, /tv/. You look tired.
As someone of partial Irish-American and Italian-American descent, this movie got me right in the feels.
Does Saoirse Ronin deserve an Oscar for this stellar performance?
it's just an excellent film, no heritage required.
I doubt the oscar winner (pic related) will be someone who gave a better performance but that's not got much to do with why people win.
This has to be one of the worst films I've ever seen. It's literally pandering to edgy teenagers.
Why were the injuns in this movie so fucking crazy? Why couldn't they talk?
>Why couldn't they talk?
Because they put some whistle tube on their throat when they are young
>Why were the injuns in this movie so fucking crazy?
That's their culture and you have to respect it you racist
Twin peaks thread?
It's cold and snowy outside so I decided to wrap myself up in a blanket and warm up some pizza while watching the pilot
>tfw I have not touched or been around snow for longer than I can remember
A bad year for cinema seeing as most of the highly anticipated movies were bad, had a hard time scraping a full list of 10 but;
Age of Adaline
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
In the Heart of the Sea
>Please refrain from posting if you have Mad Max, Capeshit and Star Wars in your top 10
>>Please refrain from posting if you have Mad Max, Capeshit and Star Wars in your top 10
The Look of Silence
Queen Of Earth
The Force Awakens
Might change still a few more from 2015 I need to see.