How in the name of Allah did anyone think this would be a good casting choice?
Seriously, guy dragged the entire movie down.
>hating ugly people getting cast
Hey faggot, Hollywood is finally giving us a chance to break from Chad shadow. Don't ruin it.
>>64203956
Best of the new cast members.
>>64203956
Yeah if it wasn't for him the movie would of made 2 billion by now instead of 1.
Here's a stern grading of the Episodes on a Star Wars scale.
IV - 10\10
V - 10/10
VI - 9/10
VIII - 8/10
III - 7.5
II - 6.5
I - 5.5
>>64203830
>VIII
>>64203830
Correct order is
3>6>5>1>4>2>Ewok 1>>>>>>>>>Ewok 2>>7
VII as a standalone = 8/10
VII as a Star Wars = 3/10
http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-mh-star-wars-the-force-awakens-stinks-20151226-column.html
hristmas Day, I fulfilled my duty as an American consumer and took the family to see the new "Star Wars" movie. The excursion solved a mystery: Why do so many of the reviews, even the enthusiastic ones, carry an undertone of disappointment?
The simple answer is that "Star Wars: The Force Awakens," is not very good. It's professionally made in the sense that it displays an industrial level of Quality Control. But it's depressingly...
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i agree and it was one of my two main problems with it
1) it's less of a movie with it's own plot and world and more of an advertising platform meant to get normies back into star wars
2) star wars is about the characters but all the new characters suck. harrison ford saved the film.
>lat times
Nice try
>>64204735
Writer is a a Pulitzer Prize winning Journalist.
yfw this ends up being Rey's mom
>qt
Makes sense t.b.h
>>64203610
wow rey looks really good here
>>64203532
>le tiny cute female model is a badass meme
Who's ready for the TWEEST that:
>Rey killed all of the people in the temple, by accident because she's FORCE GOD
>Kylo and his knights show up and see all this shit
>One of the surviving trainees tries to kill Rey (the guy Kylo stabs)
>Kylo saves her life then realizes what she's done and leaves, takes the rep for killing all the Jedi to protect her/boost his image (hence why he's not so good with a saber, because he never killed...
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more like
>Rey kills everyone
>Ben tries to stop her by killing her
>Knights of Ren back him up
>Luke stops him cause "muh daughter"
>Instead fucking mindwipes her
>Ben tired of his shit, fucks off to go chill with snoke
>Luke is ashamed
>>64203439
This would be cool but won't happen because Rey represents the strong infallible female role-model.
>>64203534
You forgot the bit where Kylo kills the guy attacking Rey in the flashback? That's OK, it was a pretty forgettable flick overall
>yfw prequels erased from canon
>>64203341
>tfw people think tfa is better than prequels
First scene boyega watches his stormtrooper m8 die, later kills 200 stormtroopers with a tie fighter.
Movie is completely devoid of backstory.
Most interesting part is when you get a shot of republic capital before it gets nuked along with a dozen other completely anonymous planets.
Fanfic was better, kotor was better, prequels were better.
>>64203341
Technically everything is erased from canon.
>>64204814
>Train your whole life for one thing, and one thing only.
>First battle.
>LOL SORRY GUISE I CAN'T DO IT!!1!1! XD
Does anyone else think the most powerful force in the galaxy would have a better system of indoctrination? Holy fuck niggers really can't follow directions.
I think we Star Wars fans have a new pilgrimage to make at least once in our lives...
yes, to Mecca. allah ackbar brother
Reminder that there are people that actually think like this.
That said I do like that place a lot.
Hollywood ruins everything. I hope Star Wars stays the fuck out of Iceland
I am so fucking happy that people are FINALLY coming around to the Prequels. I truly believe they will be regarded as cinematic masterpieces in the far future. When something is so ahead of its time, as the Prequels were, people do not really know how to react to it. They are confused, they shun it, they make fun of it. The reaction to the Prequel trilogy is remarkably similar to the reaction Shakespeares works garnered in his time. People in the future will look at us all as utter fools for running George Lucas away from the SW franchise and robbing humanity of more master...
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>>64203232
Settle down aspie. There are several reasons why they are garbage, but there are several reasons why they're better than TFA.
this meme will die in a week lol
>>64203232
LUCAS IS THE CHRISTOPHER DOLAN OF OUR AGE
Eastenders > Coronation Street >Brookside > Hollyoaks >>>>>> Emmerdale
Soaps generak
I watch muted Hollyoaks for a wank and ignore the rest
>>64203031
Casualty is GOAT. It's just so funny!
Also, why did everyone fall for Rob's ruse?
>>64203031
>post yfw they killed off Fatboy because the actor had a wank with a joint on Skype
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3276732/EastEnders-actor-Ricky-Norwood-axed-playing-Arthur-Fatboy-Chubb-scandal-naked-video-smoking-marijuana.html
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/eastenders-fatboy-actor-ricky-norwood-7075116
>5 oscars
>a man named Hollywood shooting ropes of ejaculat on himself
And literally no one remembers this movie less than five years later.
>>64202940
>movies that are better than Star Wars 7
>You wouldn't open the door
>>64202893
I'd open the door, I wouldn't let them in.
FREE
FUCKIN
PIZZA
>>64202893
I totally fucking would. Those bitches were fine as all hell.
I wouldn't get overpowered like that pussy ass bitch Keanu Reeves I can tell you that.
Was the Prophecy talking about Anakin, Luke, or Ben?
>>64202760
Anakin. It took 3 episodes later in the Return of the Jedi for Anakin to bring the balance back to the Force. Anakin's son, Luke, was his redeemer.
Anakin. When he killed the emperor, the two remaining force users were Vader and Luke, and both understood that there must be balance, and that neither side can win.
The Jedi are just as bad as the Sith.
>>64202850
>Anakin. It took 3 episodes later in the Return of the Jedi for Anakin to bring the balance back to the Force.'
And yet the Sith are back in The Force Awakens.
>mfw their making Jack Reacher 2
FUCK YEAH!
is my Pike-fu innit?
CANT
>>64202165
>Come see Tom Cruise play Tom Cruise in the new Tom Cruise movie
>leather jacket
>baseball hat
>motorcycle
>guaranteed
AAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What did Sheev mean by this?
>>64202456
OOOOOOOOOOHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
>>64202000
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>64201947
Can't imagine how early you have to start your sex life irl and how promiscuous experiment away to be comfortable at 18 to make a basically softcore porn in a feature film. There's another game of thrones going on behind the scenes of the TV show "Game of Thrones".
>>64202197
She's probably taken a few BBCs tbqh pham
39 million views, lmao