IIT: Movies that were the biggest insults to movie franchises. AVPR being a shining example of pure unadulterated crap. Insulting fans of Alien and Predator.
What are some others /tv/? So I can mock the fuck out of them.
The Godfather III.
The Force Awakens.
Terimator Genysis
Batman & Robin
Jaws sequels
Exorcist sequels
Indiana Jones Crystal Skull (even though it wasn't terrible, just mediocre)
Stannis Baratheon is transported to the Star Wars universe. You have to make a character for him. (however he cannot be related to any of the characters in the universe)
What faction(s) is he loyal to?
Is he force sensitive?
What are his rankings?
What war(s) has he fought in?
Family?
Weapon(s)?
this is autism
>>64230160
go ask r/movies
>>64230175
Shut up cuck
I am quietly starting a newsfu thread, gents. GO
too quiet
Fuck off. That bitch is old and flat. There are so many better choices.
>Report submitted! This window will close in three seconds . . .
>implying Rey won't single-handedly raise a crashed Star Destroyer out of a Canyon successfully on her first try after being instructed to by Luke
>She's better than Yoda!
What other feats do you think will she accomplish in Ep 8?
>>64230003
She'll probably lose one of her limbs for maximum pottery
in ep 9 they will build another bigger starlkiller base and rey will use to force to fly right into it and cut it in half
>>64230041
there's no way that would be allowed. Hollywood is reluctant to inflict violence on female leads for fear of being sexist.
>> plucked from family and placed with other gangpressed children to be trained as (child) soldiers
>> Serves entire childhood and young adulthood alongside the same people
>> Finally sees combat, realizes how mich hard work it is and decides to ditch his responsibilities
>> Mercilessly kills members of the only family he's ever known without remorse or hesitation to flee his responsibilities
>> Volunteers...
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>>64229838
Finn was an incredibly hateful character for me.
He is a janitor yet somehow manages to go on a mission
>Gets ptsd for not killing anyone
>Proceeds to slaughter his own comrades without any remorse as if they weren't human just for the sake of escaping
>Proceeds to slaughter his comrades after escaping not giving a fuck
The worst part is before the TRAITOR scene.
He shanks a...
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Just like real niggers, they're all solidarity and "black lives matter" until they see a chance to improve their station and they'll gladly step on each others necks...
>finn
OUTER
SPACE
PUH PUH PUH
hey guys
Can we have one of those threads about upcoming 2016 & 2017 movies?
>>64229715
i think this is the first time ive been loking forwar to a george clooney movie ever
>>64230142
He's not directing it though.
>>64230142
What is From Dust til Dawn.
How come nobody is discussing The Revenant on this board?
Literally MOTY.
lots of people have
everyone accepts that its pretty boring and too long
treenigger propaganda
>>64229689
>everyone accepts that its pretty boring and too long
speak for yourself millennial
Disney's attempt at star wars failed, They need to get George lucas and write a proper film.
>>64229467
yup!
>>64229467
>proper film
Nope. Flicks only from this point forward, fà m.
Failed? Its smashing every record. And is well received /tv btfo again :)
Why does he yell out his own name?
Warcry, like Leeroy Jenkins
>>64229404
he was telling it to kanjiclob
>>64229404
>>64229537
>>>/fmg/ - failed memes general
ITT: meme actors
christoph waltz
All actors are meme actors.
ITT: Actors you have an irrational; hatred for
>Browsing /tv/ years ago
>Some anon claims to have gone to highschool with her
>Says she was a bitch
>Bragged about smoking pot with heath ledger
>Feel burning hatred for her everytime she shows up in a movie ever since then
>>64229372
>I hate people I never met because other people I never met told stories about them
Some life you lead
>on /tv/
>not having irrational hatred
>bill murray
I like some of his movies but he always comes across as such a dick in every interview or tv show etc. Always trying to be the funny smartass, I hope he dies soon...
Do you think he actually has any potential?
WELL ON HIS WAY
>>64229316
He could've made a better movie with his $521 than Linkara did with $60K.
>>64229316
TGWTG general?
I claim PUR for waifu
Ok men of Reddit, now that the dust has settled what was the best movie of 2015 and why is it star wars?
(Redditors only thread)
>>64229239
LITERALLY /tv/ THE THREAD
Hello reddit
>>64229239
Hello, /tv/!
I want this bro in a season 3 True Detective/Fargo so bad
>>64228917
He's a jew.be careful
>>64228917
I want him and Jim Carrey in one of those.
Preferably Fargo because it's my favorite series since Sopranos.
Him and Channing Tatum