This is secretly the best film of the whole saga.
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why...
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best poster maybe
>that dreamy Natalie look
I just returned from this shitfest. Pic is the most enjoyable thing in the whole 2h film
At no point did it feel like the characters were in real danger or the villain being a considerable threat
Even fucking Harry Potter felt more grown up and serious.
Finn looked like he was in danger 24/7.
Post poetry from The Force Awakens
Why are the Crusaders portrayed as evil and the muslims as dindu nuffins in this movie?
Is there anyone else who believes they should have aired Hokuto no ken on the tv instead of DBZ?
I believe you should fuck off to /a/
Did you know as a kid who this man really was?
Why did he use a toxic dart, that could be traced back to his home, to kill off Zam Wesell instead of using a bullet or a laser, or even his fucking rocket?
Because no one writing the movie knew what they were doing.
OR, if you want to give Lucas the benefit of knowing what he was doing, Jango used it precisely because it could be tracked to the location of the clone army... which still doesn't make sense, because Jango is working for Dooku and isn't trying to help the Republic, even though he donated his DNA to make an army for them... ?
Fuck this movie is stupid.
Is this ACTUALLY Mike Stoklasa or is it just a meme because it kind of looks like him?
How does it make you feel?
JIM CAN GONNA SHITCAN JEW JEW THE MAN
Do you consider 24 a good tv show? Or just a guilty pleasure?
What are the chances of Disney rebooting Indiana Jones?
Does /tv/ like Jessica Jones?
>Tv's actual GOAT movie being made
Untitled Terrence Malick film 2016
Directed by Terrence Malick
Produced by Nicolas Gonda
Written by Terrence Malick
Benicio del Toro
Clifton Collins Jr.
>Two intersecting love triangles. Obsession and betrayal set against the music scene in Austin, Texas.
>Ryan Gosling, Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett, Rooney Mara, Haley Bennett, Natalie Portman, Val Kilmer, Michael Fassbender, Benicio del Toro
and Clifton Collins Jr. were all cut from the final film.
Anything Malick is guaranteed to be great. Anyone that says otherwise is just a massive pleb, his weakest movie is To The Wonder and even that is an immensely resplendent cinematic experience.
What the fuck did I just watch?