This is secretly the best film of the whole saga.
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why...
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>>64249845
sand
best poster maybe
>that dreamy Natalie look
dear Jesus
I just returned from this shitfest. Pic is the most enjoyable thing in the whole 2h film
At no point did it feel like the characters were in real danger or the villain being a considerable threat
Even fucking Harry Potter felt more grown up and serious.
Finn looked like he was in danger 24/7.
>>64249842
Careful, you might trigger all the redditors who deluded themselves into thinking this was a good movie
>>64249842
You weren't really meant to. It was all an elaborate plan on Snokes part to get the resistance to lead him to Luke.
Post poetry from The Force Awakens
>>64249682
roses are red
violets are blue
the characters are unlikable cunts
except for Luke
"..." - Luke Skywalker
The whole movie is basically a poetry attempt at New Hope
Why are the Crusaders portrayed as evil and the muslims as dindu nuffins in this movie?
>>64249501
It's historically accurate
>>64249501
>why is the invading army portrayed as evil as opposed to the native people?
From what I've picked up, the crusaders during that specific crusade sacked and butchered countless innocent people. Which pissed off a lot of people and gave the crusades a bad name.
Is there anyone else who believes they should have aired Hokuto no ken on the tv instead of DBZ?
>>64249426
they did but you were in your dads balls when this happened
>>64249426
Yes there is in your containment board.
>>>/a/
>>64249426
I believe you should fuck off to /a/
Did you know as a kid who this man really was?
>>64249407
Yes
>>64249407
yes, my friend didn't though
but then he got diagnosed with autism so go figure
It's so fucking obvious. The script is so shit it reveals it implicitly through the dialogue
Why did he use a toxic dart, that could be traced back to his home, to kill off Zam Wesell instead of using a bullet or a laser, or even his fucking rocket?
>>64249380
toys
>>64249380
Sheev set it up. It will be revealed in episode XX.
>>64249380
Because no one writing the movie knew what they were doing.
OR, if you want to give Lucas the benefit of knowing what he was doing, Jango used it precisely because it could be tracked to the location of the clone army... which still doesn't make sense, because Jango is working for Dooku and isn't trying to help the Republic, even though he donated his DNA to make an army for them... ?
Fuck this movie is stupid.
Is this ACTUALLY Mike Stoklasa or is it just a meme because it kind of looks like him?
>>64249327
Not, it's not really him.
>>64249327
The guy would have been dead if it was Mike.
Like Mike would punch the white guy first while all the darkies are still breathing.
How does it make you feel?
JIM CAN GONNA SHITCAN JEW JEW THE MAN
Angry
Glad that I was a part of ittwice
Do you consider 24 a good tv show? Or just a guilty pleasure?
It's a pretty good show t.b.h.
It's really good. Season 6 is the only weak season.
THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US
What are the chances of Disney rebooting Indiana Jones?
Chris pratt as indy
>>64249094
Wouldn't it be Shia Lebouf as Indy? he did play his son
I don't think Harrison is up for it. The only reason he did Episode VII was cause they made sure he died.
He just wants to act only part time
Does /tv/ like Jessica Jones?
Not really.
It was okay for what it was meaning capeshit but the main actress was so boring it made me wish I was watching a Luke Cage show instead with her as a side character.
>>64249047
You just sound like you want black dick.
>coalburning
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Anomalisa.2015.DVDScr.XviD.AC3-P2P.avi
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Wew lad
>>64248957
literally the only movie i wanted to see this year
is that the female version of Anonymous?
>Tv's actual GOAT movie being made
Untitled Terrence Malick film 2016
Directed by Terrence Malick
Produced by Nicolas Gonda
Sarah Green
Ken Kao
Written by Terrence Malick
Starring
Ryan Gosling
Christian Bale
Cate Blanchett
Rooney Mara
Haley Bennett
Natalie Portman
Val Kilmer
Michael Fassbender
Benicio del Toro
Clifton Collins Jr.
>Two intersecting love triangles. Obsession and betrayal set against the music scene in Austin, Texas.
>Ryan Gosling, Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett, Rooney Mara, Haley Bennett, Natalie Portman, Val Kilmer, Michael Fassbender, Benicio del Toro
and Clifton Collins Jr. were all cut from the final film.[10][11][12]
>>64248936
Anything Malick is guaranteed to be great. Anyone that says otherwise is just a massive pleb, his weakest movie is To The Wonder and even that is an immensely resplendent cinematic experience.
>>64248936
I'd suck his cock if I knew it was just inside Rooney right before.
Also,What the fuck did I just watch?
Surrealism. That's literally just it.
I don't know why that's hard for people to accept. It's the same thing as absurdism with Buñuel. It's really not hard to understand.
>>64248868
kung fu best girl
>>64248902
Surrealism?
That doesn't seem to be it.