If I pull that off will you die?
>>64267148
It would be extremely painful
>>64267181
You're a big guy.
nope
ITT: We discuss based movies that are -maybe- 'objectively' not that good, fuck up the ending, do not have a very indulging plot and/or have bad acting.
But you love them for that.
Movies you watch more often than Citizen Kane or TDKR, although you know Citizen is the superior movie and you should watch it more often. There's just something about these movies.
Pic related:
Kurt Russel in Breakdown (personally highly recommended) kicking ass as a generic man that goes to save his woman and all of a sudden is very, very resourceful and skilled....
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>>64267142
I'm only in this thread to agree that Breakdown is indeed a sweetass and underrated movie.
The Princess and the Warrior is my favorite romance film of all time.
A romance film made by Germans.
Fite me fuckers.
Will def check out breakdown
>>64267180
And I prefer the bit where *spoilers* he walks in on the family while they're eating and the kid comes out with the shotgun. Dat tension.
...ABRAHAM LINCOLN?
>Raylan Givens!
>>64267085
yes
He was the only good thing about this subflick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAtNwkhWkfc
Emilia Clarke and Gal Gadot should take a note, this is how you get ready for action films.
>>64183790
>Doing Memelifts
gal gadot is embarrassingly unmuscular
>>64183827
>Not deadlifting
This is one of the best films ever made.
Yes, so?
>>64267066
So, yes.
Apparently it's a "docudrama".
I don't get this. I need to watch this again I don't remember any scenes with the real people talking to the camera about their memories.
>Luke is an expert survivalist living on his own in Tatooine. He isn't subservient to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. He loyally waits for a lost companion to return.
>Luke steals R2-D2 from a Tusken Raider on a Bantha who has captured R2-D2. The Tusken just watches and rides away.
>Luke can understand everything R2-D2 says. C-3PO is written out since he's not needed to translate.
>R2-D2 follows Luke around obediently instead of running away and generally...
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>Luke experiences a "vision" upon touching the saber for unexplained reasons. Magic lightsaber?
>Luke enters the Cantina and knocks down Ponda Baba and Dr. Evazan with a stick when they threaten him.
>Luke finds the Falcon with only Chewie inside as TIE Fighters start bombing the area. He jumps in and flies it with some wild maneuvers through Beggar's Canyon while Chewie works the gun port. They destroy the TIEs and return to get Han.
>Chewie...
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>Luke attacks Darth Vader and holds his own. He drops his saber but he is able to Force grab it before Vader can. (First time Force grab is seen in the movie.) Vader offers to train Luke. Luke lands several blows on Vader and cuts off his hand while remaining unscathed and Vader collapses in a heap. But there is an explosion that ruptures the platform between them and Luke must join Leia, Chewie and R2 back on the Falcon.
>Meanwhile, Wedge leads a small squad to do a bombing run on the Death Star. He easily hits the target...
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Bravo JJ
So... Best series of the year?
>>64266923
I really liked it, but fuck no. Not even close.
>>64266923
Nope, it's too inconsitent in it's subject matter. Alfred is cleary supposed to be the main character of the show, but most of the time it's about some generic protagonist and his stupid adventures. Albeit he's not a nice guy with modern day morals, nor an "anti-hero", he's still pretty bland.
Btw, the best series of the year is Wolf Hall.
>>64266923
thats not Fargo
or Ash vs Evil dead
or Black Sails
I have space for two film to put on my laptop, what two films do I bring for travelling? (pic related)
>>64266609
Problem Child 2
>im traveling to the land of no internet
>>64266648
>streaming
>ever
The brilliance of TFA is that because it has a female lead feminists and white knights will defend it as the greatest thing ever just like they argue Caitlin Jenner passes for a good looking woman.
So that's the lesson for film companies. No matter how shit a movie is if you just add some "oppressed" minority it'll get a army of defenders. Its the same reason why Modern Family is considered a great sitcom even though it's unfunny because it has a gay couple in it.
i want to douch her with bleach
>>64266511
This.
I brought up how it was shit because it ended on a cliffhanger and the action scenes all seemed so sped up compared to the other films in RL and I was met with responses such as
>"What you hated it because it has a female lead?"
>"Because it has a black lead you think it sucked?"
>"If it had all white characters no one would be complaining about The Force Awakens!"
>>64266511
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.
You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women....
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>"How do I know I can trust you?"
>"You don't"
>you don't have a choice
>ITS EITHER ME OR THE WORLD BUDDY, SO HURRY UP AND PICK
>BECAUSE I'VE GOT SOME WINNING TO DO
>enjoy your meal
>you too
>the hateful eight
>they were actually nine
why is tarantula such a lying hack?
>>64266398
>nine
They were ten.
>>64266803
>ten
they were eleven
OB wasn't hateful, dude just wanted to make a living.
Thoughts on Macbeth?
For me it was pretty good, though I would have liked to see more of King Lupin.
>saying the name
>not 'That Scottish movie'
enjoy your curse
>>64267117
But "that scottish movie" might also be Braveheart. Checkmate imperialist scum
>>64266302
It was underwhelming but that's because I was expecting a fucking masterpiece but it's definitely in the top 5% of quality cinema of this shitty year.
Explain how Sicario is not the best movie of the year.
Protip: You can't, because it is, because Benicio Del Toro is a badass
>>64266291
It's a shitty flick riddled with plotholes. Excellent camerawork though, I will give it that. I jizzed at the shot of the spec ops descending into darkness at dawn.
CIA psyop against americans
U gais so fucked
it is a great movie with a horrible protagonist.
You have two volunteers: a Iraq war vet, US Army officer and JD from a UNC Law
the other: a waifish female swat member with no actual detective experience
>pick the woman
>she spends the whole movie complaining
>spends the movie bitches about jurisdiction
>tries to arrest CIA in mexico
>You tore up her picture!
>I'm gonna tear up the fucking dance floor dude. Check it out.
Get down, Saturday night
fuckin sick scene
>>64266204
U USED TO VISIT ME IN MY COMPOUND
ITT Actors who will never do capeshit
paul rudd took antman
Good trips
>>64265777
>actors that will die before you