What's the film equivalent to this album?
Supreme Leader Snoke has sent me to you, that I may answer your every question and justify the ways of the Emperor to mankind. You are free to ask anything you want and I will do my best to respond to your queries.
It will be possible for you to enlist and join our ranks at the end of this thread, should you want to slaughter rebel scum.
For the same reason as every storm trooper does: for military protection. Outside of battle, Kylo still enjoys the mask because he feels ugly, and the helmet enables him to be more threatening than he'd be with his satellite dishes.
Big ears aren't impressive in the First Order and that's the main reason. I say, surgerise that shit my nigga, and grow the fuck up, but I'm just an emissary.
Is Luke gonna kick some Dark Jedi butt in the next movie or is he gonna be like Yoda from the OT and be too old for that shit?
Invasion of the Bane edition.
No, it says on there he was banned for posting nsfw content on a sfw board. Then he broke global rules 8 and 9 by evading the ban and complaining about it. He was literally bitching because he kept breaking the rules, which for some reason he didn't think applies to him.
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Why does /tv/ hate the best film of 2015?
Where were you when GRRM confirmed it himself?
Rare TR-8R thread?
Hi /tv/! JJ Abrams here. I heard you were talking shit about my new movie, so I’m just going to clarify a few things that you may have missed. I’m under the impression that many of you came in to my film looking for a fight and tried to nitpick any little thing before actually paying attention, so it may have clouded your judgement and thrown you on an autism rampage.
>Why does Finn all of a sudden turn?
This is his first time in combat, and they execute innocent villagers for no reason at all. It is his own moral intuition that he doesn’t want to be a part of this because he knows it’s evil. k maybe he cracked a few eggs leaving the base… I’m sorry that you’re so offended that he would kill stormtroopers. Marvel softened you the fuck up, actually believing that there are no casualties in their mass city destructions, but yes shit happens.
>Why does Rey dominate Kylo Ren in the lightsaber duel?
Kylo had been shot by Chewbaccas bowcaster. Remember when Han used it and took out like 5 guys with it? I didn’t add that scene just to see bow casters. Also, reminder that he is still training, so his fighting skills and attitude is unstable. (Hints could be at his lightsaber behaving strangely, or the fact that Snoke clearly fucking mentions it).
Rey is also losing the fight early on until the force awakens within her. “”The Force Awakens”” within Rey, it’s the literal title of the episode.
>Why is Rey such a Mary Sue
I like how when making comparisons with Luke, you contrarians conveniently left out his piloting skills. A farm boy being able to fly an X-Wing and destroying a Death Star in less than a few days, and all it took for you to believe this was for him to say “He used to bullseye womp rats on his T-16 back home.” Like, literally, none of you know what a fucking womp rat or T-16 is, but everyone was OKAY I’ll roll with it lmao.
>How comes there’s no new things?
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Who ruined this show, /tv/?
Seriously, if there is a conceivable way to fix Star Wars, honestly how would you?
I didn't find the First Order terrifying, or intimidating, so second question is: How would you make them more threatening?
In an alternate universe where Kylo Ren admired his grandmother instead of his grandfather
I TRIED SO HARD
One will protect you, the other eight will try to kill you. Choose wisely.