Admit it /tv/ one way or another you're going to wind up seeing the sequel to TFA.
But what would you like to see? Here's what I'd like.
Rey and Kylo Ren meet again. Shit is going to go down. Throughout the movie we learn (this is just a theory) that Rey is Lukes daughter, she was trained as a Jedi, and due to her being powerful in the force, which was a common trait throughout her family, she was able to master the mind trick and force pull before having her memory wiped from her by Luke, who left her on Jakku to save her from Kylo Ren.
Anyway,...
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I will really not watch it if I read the plot summary and don't like what I hear
and yes, I'm going to read up on what it's about before I watch this time around, no more paying full price for a fucking rehash
>>64296139
I want you to take your theories, lube them up with butter, and ram them straight up your ass. Get the fuck off this board, you fucking faggot.
>>64296139
Meanwhile, Rey is getting her arse handed to her, she attempts to surprise Kylo, but Kylo has a few tricks of his own, que force lightning. Rey is able to block it, but she can't deflect it back, she uses the opportunity to fall back into the darkness. We can get a great scene where the lightning flashes around the bunker, where Rey has hidden. Could make for some great scenery.
MARY SUE
>>64296028
BAIT
Not in the first one, the Alien had her and her crew on the ropes for like the entire movie.
Second one.... eh, kinda maybe but not really. Though the end always irks me because she manages to do what a squad of heavily armed military women and men couldnt possibly do. Also that lame as fuck duel at the end with the Queen. It kinda irks me kinda but I've learned to lighten up and not be such a prick
Havent watched the others and dont give a fuck.
damn rocco own3d you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRbFKuEY5jk
>From my point of view, the Jedi are evil
>It's over, I have the high ground
>POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!
>Anakin, you're breaking my heart!
What the fuck was Lucas thinking?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
he was thinking about all the money he was going to make from the toy sales.
DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU
Mad Max was 20x the movie TFA will ever be.
>>64295767
tell that to kanjiklub
>>64295767
I don't know what you're on about, my wife's son LOVED TFA, he finally has a hero of his race to look up to.
>>64295767
You guys act like being better than TFA is an accomplishment
Wow this show is fucking SHIT. How the hell did it run for so long? It's absolute garbage.
>How the hell did it run for so long?
hmm, I'm not sure. I can't quite put my finger on it...
>>64295857
It's a girls show, ya tit. Unless there was a legion of lesbos rubbing out to this shit, that isn't even an argument.
>That episode where Leo was pregnant
L
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Seriously, this movie is a fucking wreck.
>Villain is a manlet DYEL with a clown voice, no backstory and that dumb as fuck mask
>generic Eastern Euro/Middle Eastern militia shit with no personality
>fight choreography is shit
>many of the normal scenes feel REALLY low budget
>generic nuclear bomb is the main plot device
>dialogue is really crap
>obvious...
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>>64295479
Depressingly bad. The fact that it even exists is a blemish on both the character and cinema at large.
>>64295479
BANE?
I considered it the 2nd best in the trilogy in the hype immediately following its release
it is kind of ridiculous now that the dust has settled, you assholes haven't helped with memeing it to hell and back though
Have you seen the Chris Chan documentary on youtube?
thoughts?
Nope, is it worth seeing?
So is he in jail or what?
>>64295388
is it that shit one that one guy was spamming here all the time?
>in a galaxy where super weapons are capable of draining a star's energy and wiping out planets, robed swordsman are relevant
This is why I just can't take Star Wars seriously.
Ok
TFA isn't canon
>a super MegaDeathStar that uses suns for energy
yeah, it's not canon
>>64295570
Prequel fags are still arguing over this?
It's canon, get over it faglord. You know Lucas didn't direct Episodes 5 and 6, so if you're a technical sperglord then those aren't canon, either.
Now that the dust has settled can we agree this movie is fucking trash?
Your trash
It was overhyped but could be a comfy spy satire flick for someone watching it on cable/Netflix for the first time.
>to be a true gentlemen you must murder innocent puppies.
k
I'm looking for films where someone is caught in a situation, and the pace of the film is almost real time.
Examples: Phone booth, Man on a Ledge, Speed.
Any suggestions?
panic room
>>64295114
COLLATERAL
did you try reddit
https://youtu.be/k7ZW1gtCljs
When the 'le prequels r bad' meme die?
>>64294642
The truth isn't a meme friend.
I watched I and II the other night and they weren't that bad
>>64294642
the prequels are better than the original trilogy in every way possible
TFA is an abomination and one of the worst movies in cinema history
just finished watching this and i don't know what to think. anyone got some thoughts on it?
>>64294638
Devastating.
It does the best depiction of "love" i've ever seen.
Nihilistic as fuck, great voice acting, the stopmotion has parts were it's not so great, but the lighting is really good.
It's probably Kaufman's best work to date.
/tv/ will probably hate it though, mainly because the "muh voice gimmicks" will be too obvious for scholars like them.
What i don't get is why you don't know what to think?
Shouldn't you be...
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>>64295097
>It does the best depiction of "love" i've ever seen.
Well you've never had any real life experience so you're not the best authority on things like this.
>>64295208
>implying implications
Wasn't talking to you kid, fuck off.
JAMES CAMERON STILL WON
Won what?
>>64294552
who gives a shit?
>>64294552
What's the big deal, JC already topped it with T1, T2, aliens and Point Break (producer) by just being better films
>go to cinema
>some faggot loses control of his bald eagle
>crowd goes crazy
>starts shouting "USA, USA, USA!"
>eagle flies into window, dies instantly
>everybody has to leave the cinema and attend the eagles funeral because of constitutional laws
>funeral took 2 hours excluding the funeral showers before and after, >this means everybody missed...
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>>64294545
what the fuck
Same
should have raised a falcon
Will Marvel ever be able to top it?
>>64294474
They still haven't topped Iron Man 1
Civil War has the story potential
>>64294489
They released The First Avenger and The Winter Soldier, they've done more than top Iron Man 1