What is your favorite part of CIA's bizarre adventure?
I like this one:
> Because I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked....
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I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING, IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
>I'm gonna tear up the fuckin' dancefloor dude, check it out
How does he keep getting work?
Are we all just going to pretend it's okay for a faceless corporation to hijack this man's vision for their own selfish motives?
Say what you want about George and the prequels, they were his babies and his vision. There wouldn't even be Star Wars without this man.
I just don't understand why anyone has the right to take that from him and to try and make it their own.
We're basically living in a world gone mad right now.
The faceless corporation where he's the second largest shareholder?
Before or after they payed 4 billion dollars for it?
>There wouldn't even be Star Wars without this man.
There wouldn't be Star Wars as we know it without a lot of people, some of whom George Lucas treated worse than Disney treats him.
>they were his babies and his vision
Then why do all Star Wars movies he directed, with the exception of A New Hope, lack all the soul and passion you would expect from such a statement? Don't even need to watch the movies to see what I mean, just compare the behind the scenes footage.
What's going on through his mind right now?
That nigga left pizza rolls in da oven an he at dis gurls house bout to get his jimmy suck nah sayin an he like shit well i got them in dat oven doe so it aint gon burn house down so fuck it
Will he get his own Origin movie?
It's the 31st, where the fuck is our shit and the update Hansen? I'm pissed. I wanted to see /tv/ get caught by Hansen, but at this point I feel like it's never happening.
>tfw I gave him $10
I feel like he's predator now.
>only made 90,000
>being broadcast on some unknown web channel sometime in the future
I WANT MY PREDATORS NAO DAMMIT!!
>tfw you don't realise how hollow your life is until you can't meme and shitpost on /tv/
Hold me bros
Is there sex in space?
It'd be nearly impossible to pull off. Zero-G messes with your blood-flow, making erections all but impossible. Not to mention that you'd have to awkwardly cling to each other to avoid pushing away.
>making erections all but impossible
Use a cock ring, problem solved
>cling to each other to avoid pushing away.
strap together, or fuck in the zones with artificial gravity like the rotating torus
>awkwardly cling to each other to avoid pushing away
>fly around naked
seems pretty rad
Just watched this and it is easily the bigest oscar bait in last ten years.
I can't wait for his holocaust movie next year and his biopic about a Hollywood legend the year after
he's pretty funny actually
ITT: Actors that deserve better roles.
all memes aside I legitimately enjoy a lot of the movies he's been in
50 internets to anyone who can convince me that this movie isn't a piece of overrated garbage