Besides her wooden acting, whatelsewent wrong?
>>64355263NOTHINGHAPPENED
I liked it and thought it was good. Better than The Revenant.
>>64355263
Shift in tones were too drastic throughout the movie. It's like they were trying to make a sci-fi thriller and then butchered it and tried to make it into a superhero movie.
After 15 years, i finally understand this joke.
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>>64355051
Yeah, I can't believe they were this ahead in baneposting.
So does Scotland exist in the star wars universe?
I like to think that shortly after gaining our independence, we developed our own space program (free from the perfidious hinderences of england).
With the now unfettered genius of Scottish science, we launch space colonists looking for a new life beyond the stars. The journey is perilous, and scant few Scots are braw enough to take the risk. Most end up as two bit gangsters like this bloke.
he looks inbred alright
>>64354895
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>>64354895
Did you miss the opening lines to every starwars film?
>You will never will never be Gwen's sex slave
Just fuck my shit up f.am
>>64354878
she needs to get some implants
>>64354878
>She'll never peg you
y live /tv/
I would hog fuck brienne so hard. Or be fucked. Not sure.
Also holy shit those knees on salsa 2/10 unfuckable.
OK, how is that a 'W'?
>>64354744
when are the Hollyjews going to stop pushing Efron?
>>64354797
When he stops being so fucking hot and ripped.
>>64354797
They're really determined to make him popular.
>YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
What did he mean by this?
>>64354551
Oh hi mark
>tfw Tommy will never make anything serious and unintentionally amazing like this movie again
Shame, he could have been the next Ed Wood.
>>64354551
He meant that Lisa was causing him emotional distress.
Post here patrician movies to watch in your house with plebian girl on first date.
So pleb, I think gonna chill and watch a movie about massacre.
Drive
Who are some virgins in cinema?
>>64354366
rorscach died with his soul untainted by this world's filth
episode 8 script is making its rounds
act 1kylo trains under snoke, rey trains under luke, ireland planet is called achto
land assault
poe and finn and the resistance attack the remaining first order base
hux gets captured and not killed because he says he wants to cooperate
phasma and her troops rebel and leave the planet after she sees hux surrender
phasma says tfo is no more and they join forces with a new villain called livius, an imperial politician who is related (?) to phasma
luke is reluctant to work with leia (explained later) but returns...
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act 4luke stays in the resistance base to guard hux, senses some retaliation is coming.
its only kylo. kylo fucks the entire base up until luke faces him
luke doesn't even take out the lightsaber, he teleports from place to place and fucks with kylos mind with words, psychological shit etc.kylo says luke abandoned rey as a child, that he abandoned her daughter
luke says rey isn't his daughter and that his daughter is deadkylo is panicked and changes his plans, so instead of saving hux he decides to kill him
kylo kills...
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>>64354227
Thats great but you seem to have forgotten that they havent finished writing the script yet. You should have posted this 6 months from now it would have been more believable.
Anyone else remember that gigantic Episode 7 plot leak that made the rounds about a month before it's release? Turns out none of that was true at all and somebody made the entire thing up. Who would have thought?
>>64354049
These threads only work on /v/. We've tried them before on /tv/ and they ALWAYS suck.
>literally millions rely on his stamp of approval, shaping the public consensus
>he makes the difference whether something succeeds or bombs
>he decides whether people embrace or disregard a movie critically
Examples: loved TFA and Jurrassic world, public responded by making them highest grossing films of the year
People loved the prequels, then this guy chimes in and the world's opinion shifts
>>64353853
This is a shit thread, and you should be ashamed, OP.
>>64353853
Are they doing the Annual Stream-a-thon? I hope so. I love it.
>>64353853
>Is he the most powerful man in the movie business
Are you having brain problems, anon? He's some fat youtuber from Milwaukee. He has about as much influence on the industry as this post.
DUDE ZELDA AND OTHER VIDEO GAMES XD LMAO
>A GAME-CHANGER
kek. Also, I can't put my finger on it on why I love this movie so much
>>64353844
it's quirky and slightly different from any graphic novel/comic book adaptations we've seen
>>64353844
Michael ceras unforgettable performance of course
Seriously though it's Edgar ,he's a fantastic director
It's happening.
>>64353563
Iron Man kills Capt America,gonna be epic.
>>64353741
>*Agent 13
>>64353741
>>64353775
Actually Bucky does
>I don't like sand
What did he mean by this?
>>64353388
Nothing will make sense to your American ears, and you will doubt everything that he says. But in the end, you will understand.
>>64353388
Anakin had 3 combat tours in Iraq.
It means she has sand in her vagina
if you ran a dinosaur zoo on the island of the costa costa rica, what kind of food would you serve?
pepper and herring
>>64353335
Me?
I'd serve crab legs
>>64353335
id serve gillians eel paste