>everyone talks shit about the prequels as if they ruined a masterpiece
>watch the first ones for the first time yesterday
>they're all shit
>outdated, badly acted, cheesy as fuck, weirdly paced
>Darth Vader isn't even an intimidating villain with his goofy speaking manners
What the hell?
That's the moment you should realize that this franchise is geared towards children.
If you are an adult and care about it with blinding fervor, then you're developmentally stunted.
>Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
>It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create…life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about…from dying.
>He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power…which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately,...
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What is with russians and smearing shit everywhere? Every russian movie has a part with shit in it. What's wrong with these people?
Shit is part of life. Every man, woman, baby -- shits. Why avoid it. Why deny reality. Shit is happening every day, by every person, in every land. True film is editing and authenticity. Shit is part of you until you die. Only death is when you stop shitting. Why should film not reflect life?
What do you think of Splice /tv/?
documentary/night line/report when?
>creature slices her back
>entire bottom outfit plus part of the sleeve comes off
>fights in a midriff
are the new star wars movies going to pretend these worlds/cities don't exist anymore?
Find a flaw.
>tfw my cinephile friend gave me a list of movies I should definitely see
>It's treason, then?
What did he mean by this?
Would you pay 5 bucks for a pineapple filled with a variety of food to snack on during a screening in the movie theater?
Why didn't he just take a step back?
He had no way of knowing they'd get the power off in time. He'd beaten the previous lasers and it was clear the machine was just increasing the difficulty each pass. When the grid formed he didn't see anyway out and his time as a soldier or private security or whatever the fuck they were helped him come to terms with there being a situation where he might die.
is that a middle finger?