ITT: Books in which the movie was better.
>Create random, weird, /x/-tier, 2spooky bullshit scenes that have absolutely no meaning
>Pretentious critics consider them "deep" because they can't understand it
>Insert violence, nudity, and the grotesque, but wrap them in a nice old Hollywood package
>Retards consider you a genius
>Adopt a /fa/ hairstyle to enhance your genius facade
Is there a bigger hack this this guy?
>Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.
>Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering....
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Could it be the same briefcase from Pulp Fiction?
It's the briefcase from Inception, the one with the dream machine.
christ, what an asshole
Assuming the OT is the base:
A. Prequels and sequels are canon
B. Prequels are canon, sequels are not
C. Neither prequels or sequels are canon
D. Sequels are canon, prequels are not
(not literally canon, only how you comprehend it in your mind)
ITT:Characters who browse 4chan
Is Jean-Luc Godards lost classic "Au Revoir Monsieur Anvil" (1959) the finest example of French New Wave cinema?
You seen the Italian Neorealist film Anvil Thieves (1948)? Greeeeat stuff.
>Anvil Thieves (1948): The story of a poor father searching post-World War II Rome for his stolen anvil, without which will lose him the blacksmithing job which was to be the salvation of his young family with too many anvils.
It’s the same thing with blacks. First, they were colonised, and later everyone acted as if they were just as we are. Of course, a black person can wear glasses and a watch, but this doesn’t make us the same.
>FROM THE DUSTY MAY SUN
Kill all males
be back in 5 minutes to respond
Will it be possible for Rey to be tastefully sexualized without pissing off the SJWs?
isn't it pretty much a given every Star Wars female is sexualized at one point? Even Padme had the torn clothing scene
What does /tv/ think of this movie?
What's wrong with this picture?
A girl that tried to sell you cookies at your door before leaving falsely accuses you of rape and this guy is the prosecutor. They say the girl's dna was on the actual cookies in your home.
What do you do?
>tried to sell
This would never happen because I always buy a couple boxes of thin mints. They're like crack.
hire the best lawyer in the business