>TIME STOPS, DOOKU LOOKS INTO CAMERA
>WHOA WHOA WHOA. YOUR PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT HERE.
>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Sith. To me, being a Sith was better than being Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic. Even before I first wandered into Coruscant for a youngling job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a star system that was full of nobodies. They weren't...
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Why was he on Grievous' ship anyway?
Did Grievous know Sheev was a sith lord?
If Dooku trained Grievous and Sheev trained Dooku, why would Grievous, the leader of the CIS, kidnap Sheev, leader of the Republic?
Was he really the twisted orchestrator of Steve's suffering going back to 1985? Is it all because Steve did something like cut him off on the road 30 years ago?
"Steven it's me, the author of all your pain"
It wasn't this guy, right? That's the D.A. He ran his cousin off the road who was married to a trooper. And the trooper eventually became... who?
I just can't wrap my mind around how Steve and his poor nephew got convicted, especially that poor kid. How the fuck can you convinct a kid with literally ZERO physical evidence? Weren't they allowed to mention that people falsely confess pretty regularly? This whole thing just broke my heart.
Anyone feel bad for Brendan? We make fun of him so much, but he's still a person. I googled his name and the first link is his website:
His latest announcement is something about an event in Sept - Nov 2005. That's about an entir decade ago. What happened to Brendan, /tv/? Where did his life go so horribly wrong? Did he deserve it? Was he a good person, or a bad person? What's next for old Brendan? Will he ever make a comeback?
If we meme hard enough, like we did with the plane crash, can we make this happen? It would totally redeem the mediocrity of this new trilogy
Whats the best Bond film?
Let's settle this once and for all: what was the best movie of 2015?
>selection based on popularity and average rating on various review aggregators
>Strawpoll caps the number of options to 30, so I added a "None of the above" option
Processed Horse Penis Edition
>Nadine actress is pregnant
>Jay gets sucked out of a window into space
>Freddie Williams gets a scene but top qt Gillian is nowhere to be seen
Post your top five films. Other people rate and try to guess your personality.
>Happiness (Todd Solondz)
>Freddy Got Fingered (Tom Green)
>Week End (Godard)
>The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (Buñuel)
>About Schmidt (Alexander Payne)
10/10 but you're probably Frank Reynolds tier irl
Sofia Coppola - Lost in Translation
Wes Anderson - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Jim Jarmusch - Mystery Train
Kieslowski - Three Colors Red
Bergman - Persona
Who's the best Sopranos character (besides Tony) and who's the worst?
3x3 thread gogo
looking for recommendations
to keep the thread alive
what is your favorite film this year anon?
and which of kar wai's films do you like more?
>The target area is only two meters wide.
>That's impossible! Even for a computer.
Has anyone here ever seen a hole with a two meter diameter? It's not exactly small. I reckon I could hit it. And I wouldn't even need the Force.
>hire competing assassin to kill the person I was hired to kill
What sort of Keynesian bullshit is this?
Reminder: posters who rank episode V first and rank VII at all are from reddit and should be ignored
We always talk about what is literally reddit the movie. What is literally /tv/ the movie?