>TIME STOPS, DOOKU LOOKS INTO CAMERA
>WHOA WHOA WHOA. YOUR PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT HERE.
>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Sith. To me, being a Sith was better than being Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic. Even before I first wandered into Coruscant for a youngling job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a star system that was full of nobodies. They weren't...
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>>64461216
>>64461216
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>64461216
Why was he on Grievous' ship anyway?
Did Grievous know Sheev was a sith lord?
If Dooku trained Grievous and Sheev trained Dooku, why would Grievous, the leader of the CIS, kidnap Sheev, leader of the Republic?
Was he really the twisted orchestrator of Steve's suffering going back to 1985? Is it all because Steve did something like cut him off on the road 30 years ago?
>>64460215
"Steven it's me, the author of all your pain"
>>64460215
It wasn't this guy, right? That's the D.A. He ran his cousin off the road who was married to a trooper. And the trooper eventually became... who?
I just can't wrap my mind around how Steve and his poor nephew got convicted, especially that poor kid. How the fuck can you convinct a kid with literally ZERO physical evidence? Weren't they allowed to mention that people falsely confess pretty regularly? This whole thing just broke my heart.
>>64460338
welcome to the american justice system. where you really learn to fear your government
Anyone feel bad for Brendan? We make fun of him so much, but he's still a person. I googled his name and the first link is his website:
http://www.brendanfraser.com/
His latest announcement is something about an event in Sept - Nov 2005. That's about an entir decade ago. What happened to Brendan, /tv/? Where did his life go so horribly wrong? Did he deserve it? Was he a good person, or a bad person? What's next for old Brendan? Will he ever make a comeback?
>>64459775
He got married
>>64459775
>Flash
>lo and hi quality sites
le nostalgia
Post JUST
If we meme hard enough, like we did with the plane crash, can we make this happen? It would totally redeem the mediocrity of this new trilogy
>>64459656
I'm physically choking on your autism
it is a disney product. you are a slave.
>>64459656
Unless you stick a tv show in between, rey's downfall would seem rushed and unrealistic.
Whats the best Bond film?
Casino Royale
Tomorrow Never Dies
On Her majesty's secret service
Let's settle this once and for all: what was the best movie of 2015?
https://strawpoll.me/6446300
https://strawpoll.me/6446300
>selection based on popularity and average rating on various review aggregators
>Strawpoll caps the number of options to 30, so I added a "None of the above" option
>>64458616
>doesn't include Anomalisa
>Doesnt include Entertainment
>>64458689
rightfully so
Processed Horse Penis Edition
>Nadine actress is pregnant
>Jay gets sucked out of a window into space
>Freddie Williams gets a scene but top qt Gillian is nowhere to be seen
>Reddit Letter Memeia
Hello reddit!
>>64457281
i like how they criticize films, yet make absolute shitfests themselves that are far worse than what they review
go away packard you always post these threads before and after your stupid fucking twitch stream
Post your top five films. Other people rate and try to guess your personality.
>Happiness (Todd Solondz)
>Freddy Got Fingered (Tom Green)
>Week End (Godard)
>The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (Buñuel)
>About Schmidt (Alexander Payne)
>>64455152
10/10 but you're probably Frank Reynolds tier irl
Sofia Coppola - Lost in Translation
Wes Anderson - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Jim Jarmusch - Mystery Train
Kieslowski - Three Colors Red
Bergman - Persona
10/10 would watch kino with
>>64455243
Holy shit, Jarmusch and Wes Anderson? You must be insufferable.
Shots fired.
Based Cleese
>>64453949
I would like 2016 to be a year when shitty twitter post threads get no replies.
Too bad atheists treat it like a belief-system.
Who's the best Sopranos character (besides Tony) and who's the worst?
>>64452566
AJ best
Arty worst
>Best
Paulie
>Worst
Janice
Pussy best
Tony's mom worst
3x3 thread gogo
looking for recommendations
>>64438978
to keep the thread alive
what is your favorite film this year anon?
and which of kar wai's films do you like more?
Try getting better taste, kid.
>>64438978
also i recommend last year at marienbad
wim wenders early filmography
Taiwanese new wave
lynne ramsay's films
>The target area is only two meters wide.
>That's impossible! Even for a computer.
Seriously?
Has anyone here ever seen a hole with a two meter diameter? It's not exactly small. I reckon I could hit it. And I wouldn't even need the Force.
>>64463510
While going hundreds of miles an hour flyin a plane? You're pretty good, kid.
>>64463510
>Has anyone here ever seen a hole with a two meter diameter?
Yea, on your mom dude
>>64463536
Rekt
>be assassin
>hire competing assassin to kill the person I was hired to kill
What sort of Keynesian bullshit is this?
Why didn't he just shoot one of those asteroid bombs at Padme's apartment?
Subcontracting anon. Get paid without doing any real work.
>>64462569
Why did the robot cut a hole in the window with a fucking laser just to release a toxic bug
just laser her fucking head
Reminder: posters who rank episode V first and rank VII at all are from reddit and should be ignored
ha nice reddit upvote!
Why are you so upset?
>>64461478
VI > V > IV > 3 > 1 > 2 > 7 desu
We always talk about what is literally reddit the movie. What is literally /tv/ the movie?
>>64461236
>>64461236
The Pest
I dunno some pedo movie probably