MASTER SKYWALKER
THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO???
>>64529198
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This...
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>>64529198
Where is that actor now?
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Sors Bandeam? He was a youngling your father murdered in cold blood because an elderly politician that his closest friends and mentors warned would manipulate him once vaguely said something about making his secret wife immortal.
>He was a good friend.
what did she say to the helicopter pilot?
le tell that to le kanjiklub
>>64528264
"Hey the guy you're supposed to pick up is gonna stay for a while and I need to go back to the mainland for doctor appointments."
Or something similar. I don't see why the pilot would ask any more questions after that.
JJ confirmed this scene was from Cloud city
If this is a memory of rey from Cloud city, what was she doing in Cloud city?
>>64528018
she was in lukes testicle
I don't care
>>64528046
hot
Characters who did literally nothing wrong
Forced to cough up $500k for sex slave he didn't want, then murdered after proposing a negotiation.
>>64527930
>No vocal shut down command just in case his machine worked.
It's Star Wars Episode 9: The Final Battle
The Resistance is calling all available people to pilot any Star Wars ship against The First Order's ULTIMATE weapon of destruction, a Dyson Sphere that can destroy galaxies.
Choose your ship and Join the Resistance fleet for one final super battle.
I choose the Y-Wing, no school like old school, niggaz
>>64527598
This is going to Episode 12. You can..bank..on it.
>>64527598
B-wing stronk
>>64529212
fuck yeah
What are your thoughts on Mace Windu?
>>64527516
He's black
>>64527516
Poorly casted and totally arbitrary, yet still manages to be kind of neat because he introduced purple lightsabers, AKA the best lightsabers.
Samuel L. Jackson should've been a badass angry motherfucking Sith. That would've been a good idea. Cast Freeman as Mace and he'd do a much better job.
Waste of Sam Jackson's acting skills.
Wait, David Lynch is an immature man-child? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyr8w6qKK6A
This totally changes how I feel about him.I thought he was more of the silent type.
How do you expect a director to succeed while being the silent type?
>>64527222
He never struck me as the silent type, he looks like a good guy to work with. Nice trips
Post the pic of him at the Oscars nervously holding his wife's hand like a boy with his mom
*eats chicken loudly*
I get hungry during this scene
>>64526804
Nice blog faggot.
If The Wire came out today /tv/ would call it SJW propaganda
If Birth of a Nation came out today /tv/ would call it SJW propaganda
why
>>64526454
because niggers are the good guys in it
How did everyone enjoy this movie? I wasn't able to see it in 70mm, but I went in with absolutely no expectations and loved all of it. A lot of people are split on this movie, but what did /tv/ think of it
>>64525797
The build to the cabin was a little too much. I get that it helped develop the characters and all, but even for Tarantino, it felt too dragged out. That's really my only issue with it.
>>64526878
Who killed colonel mustard with the candlestick again?
>>64526878
some of his other films like kill bill i felt were more dragged out
OP: i thought it was good, didn't think the dingus scene was needed though, 3.5/5
>There are people on this board right now who think Hot Fuzz was better than World's End
>>64525632
It is. Both are fantastic though.
the thing is these movies are considered unfunny trash in britain
you, the american, only find them funny because of the zany accents and lingo
spaced/shaun of dead/hot fuzz/worlds end are to britain what big mama's house is to america and viced-versa
The World's End is half of a good movie. Hot Fuzz is just /v/eddit sensibility meme humor throughout.
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>>64525579
Aren't you in prison or something?
Explain to me why this horrid, hypocritical and dishonest, political zealot and pedophiliac hambeast is given the least but of attention or acclaim.
She's the IRL version of clickbait
Thats a really stupid question
None of the things you said were really incorrect but yeah
Post the daning webm
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-good-ideas-that-got-ruined-by-idiots_p2/
>As I'm writing this article, there's big online complaints about the new Star Wars hero, Rey, being a Mary Sue because she learns the Force really quickly and knows how to fix the Millennium Falcon. But without even getting into the plot of the movies -- jeez guys, this is Star Wars. Doesn't anybody else remember how Luke Skywalker became the best pilot in the galaxy and blew up a Death Star the very first time he flew an X-Wing? I'm also worried that people...
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>reading the most shitty liberal clickbait rag on the internet
>unironically posting the garbage here
>Reading Cracked
There's your problem
Hohoho
>cracked
You're an absolute madman, OP
Adult Swim Thread
>favorite shows
>least favorite shows
>favorite thing about Adult Swim
>least favorite thing about Adult Swim
>>64525212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oBx7Jg4m-o
>>64525212
>>64525212
You know, I actually like listening to the radio..
>>64525212
>favorite shows
Home Movies, Spaceghost, Sealab 2021
>least favorite shows
Any fox programming excluding Bob's Burgers and Futurama
>favorite thing about Adult Swim
Airing shit like bizarre programming and giving really cool music like MF doom and Dan Deacon a chance to reach other audiences
>least favorite thing about Adult Swim
Consistent fox programming and fucking over...
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