>find out the gf hasn't seen Glengarry Glen Ross
>pop it in
>after the best opening scene in movies, she says "why is he so mean to them"
>30 minutes in, "these conversations are all so long"
>see she's just checking her phone now, turn off the movie
>put on something simpler she can understand
Just kill her or leave her.
Just get a waifu. Women are awful companions. They have been raised their whole lives to believe they are special princesses just because they have a hole between their legs. She has never learned the value of critical thought, nor an appreciation for anything that rewards it.
>/tv/ hates louis ck because he's a cuck
>/tv/ hates amy schumer because all she does is talk about her vagina
>/tv/ hates chris rock because all of his jokes are white people be
>/tv/ hates aziz ansari because of designated shitting streets
Is there any comedian that /tv/ likes?
That's Kevin Hart.
/tv/ isn't one person it's a bunch of different people with different opinions. I think Eugene Mirman is a great comic but the next poster might think he sucks.
Would it be better if Favreau directed it?
Iron Man was great
Iron Man 2 was on par in my opinion
ITT /tv/ writes a movie script 1 line or stage direction at a time. I'll start
>Fade in, ext. Warehouse
So why did Prometheus kill the humans?
Patrician director Zach Snyder responds to the backlash against Lex Luthor in the trailer and confirms what we all already knew.
>"In the trailer, of course he comes across in a very specific way. In the movie, he’s like a million times more sophisticated than what you get in 30 seconds. But that’s also the fun of it. That’s why you go to the movies, so you can actually see the context and understand the depth."
I think we should talk about David Lynch.
What steaming services do you use /tv/?
I tried Genesis on Kodi but it doesn't give me 1080p reliably.
>TFA's "original" planets
>generic desert planet (tatooine ripoff)
>generic cold planet (hoth ripoff)
>generic forest planet (yavin ripoff)
why can't JJ just make better planets?
lucas did it better
Where were you when IGN became patrician?
Can we talk about how shitty the space physics are in Star Wars
>Without thrust, the ships decelerate
>Ships can tilt, bank, and yaw without retrograde thrust
>There's sound in the vacuum of space
>Fire can exist in the vacuum of space for prolonged periods of time
>Just about all the planets they go on have a breathable atmosphere, same specific heat as earth, and the exact same gravity, not to mention any possible...
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>go to see a movie
>there is only one singles seat left
>its right next to the ketchup dispenser
>spend the whole movie with people in my way when they are getting more ketchup for their hotdogs
>middle of movie
>suddenly start feeling uncomfortable
>there's an anvil on top of me
Who else /oscars/ here?
They're mostly bull but i still care about them. What'll win Best Pic 2015?
Probably Spotlight. I can't wait to see the Oppression Olympics this year
Self-fagging to say i hope The Revenant wins and Innaritu will bring a new golden age of cinema upon us.
That said The Danish Girl will probably get it because a tranny-biopic with Eddy Redmayne is the oscar commitee's wet dream
Was this Cinema? or just a flick