>China is too racist to watch TFA
Where does this argument even come from?
Yeah chinks are generally nationalistic and xenophobic on account of being so homogenous, but they don't refuse to see movies just because black people are in them.
China basically saved Pacific Rim and that was with Idris Elba playing the leader of the human forces.
China isn't Stormfront you autists.
There's this theory going around on IMDb that Rey is Anakin reincarnated. To me it just seems like a way to excuse how much of a Mary Sue she is, but here's some evidence I'm directly copy/pasting since I didn't see the movie myself nor do I plan to:
>All the Star Wars movies are supposed to be about Anakin Skywalker being the chosen one who would bring balance to the force.
>Continues Jesus theme of virgin birth to second coming.
>Anakin's light saber called to Rey.
>No one develops the force that quickly unless they are the most powerful force user reincarnated. Luke didn't develop this fast and he's Anakin's son.
>Both mechanically inclined.
>Both great pilots.
>Kylo Ren shows interest in her because he worships Vader (was kneeling before her in the torture chamber).
What do you think? I personally doubt this was planned out ahead of time. If this turns out to be the case it would mean Disney retconned in to make episode VII look better and continue the trilogy in a less predictable way.
But on a /pol/ note I doubt they'd want to explain away "girl power" with her being possessed by a straight, white guy. It would mess with the feminism. Although on the other hand maybe the sequels won't be as SJW.
What would YOU do, /tv/, if you were a Jedi?
Hey /tv/, I fucking hate how everyone is obsessed with Star Wars. I went to see the movie in the cinema and I wanted to share the story.
>go to the cinema
>buy ticket for the new Star Wars movie
>some cute chick next to me buying tickets as well
>stare for like 3 seconds at her and move on
>take a seat
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Man, I feel so lucky that no one clapped in my theater and I live in a populated area outside Chicago.
In fact, many got up and left immediately after Rey awkwardly handed Luke his old missing lightsaber, which should've stayed missing.
Usually it's a natural Human response when someone else claps or laughs, you have the urge to do the same.
It's also can be nostalgia and modern day quips (basically what Marvel succeeds in and slipped into TFA).
Quick fast paced action covers up any holes or flaws in the movie, thereby assuring that the average movie goer will just have a good time, while stuffing their face with $8 popcorn.
What sound does he make?
why didn't Sheev put any resistance to Vader picking him up?
He literally did nothing as Vader clearly goes to kill him
terrence malick is so autistic
What a worthless fucking dipshit
>Can't build a proper light saber
>Nothin personnel dad
>Lose to a Mary Sue
>Can't kill a non force sensitive with ease
Hopefully we see him go full Sith Lord in episode 8 or 9.
>waahh why didn't he do any backflips or use the level 7 sith power Force Lightning
He was also the most interesting character in the film by far.
That's literally what Nazism is. The First Order are just space Nazis.
>Can't kill a non force sensitive with ease
He wrecked him despite being badly injured.
Should I watch The Hobbit movies? How was Kate?
Who is the best deadwood and why is it Charlie Fucking Utters?
Some goddamn point a man's due to stop arguing with his-self and feeling twice the goddamn fool he knows he is 'cause he can't be something he tries to be every goddamn day without once getting to dinnertime and fucking it up. I don't want to fight it anymore, understand me Charlie? And I don't want you pissing in my ear about it. Can you let me go to hell the way I want to?
Josh Gad General
Whats next for him?
>Are you threatening me, master Jedi?
Is /tv/ ready for Twilight: Middle-Earth edition tomorrow? I can't wait to see attractive young white people try to fulfill their destinies as the Chosen Ones and defeat the Bad Guys with zero experience or training, and purely by virtue of their Special Snowflake status.
So, you don't think that white people are the worst kind of people? After all, they're responsible for slavery, capitalism, Crusades, numerous genocides, global warming, etc. They are literally the deadly disease to the rest of humanity and to the Earth itself.
I want to watch a tv show with lots of tits in it. What should I watch?
Already enjoyed Spartacus and Game of Thrones and open to any genre, so long as there's regular gratuitous nudity.
>people unironically defending manchild media and consumerism habits
When did /tv/ become a spa for anti-intelectual tourists?