FRESH OFF THE PRESSES!!!
>b-but it's n-not even opened in China yet
>the foreign markets will save us
You are fucked starbabbies. Their is no chance in hell you could beat the mighty Avatar when you cannot even beat a britbong memeshow.
I'll accept your apologies in this thread tyvm.
JJ on suicide watch lol
Thank you based Hiro
Man, imagine being an eastern country being exposed to top-tier cucking western feminism.
Hopefully they just have the good sense to laugh at it and not take any of it seriously like the west does.
How can this film be 8.4 on imdb ?
How can anybody see this shit as a great movie ? I'm only half-way and it's already unbearable.
"This" sequence (pic related) stands at a very high level of retardness.
Nothing makes sense, at all :
>team led by a newbie
>going in without any briefing or any kind of information
>little watching military operation (until dead corpses)
>suddendly realise they can't shootComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>64534674
Alien was a horror film in space, mildly sci-fi.
Aliens was an OORAH Marines trope action shoot em up film in space.
They are both excellent examples of their genres, which are not shared between the two films.
>>64534674
Literally the point is that they're a dumbass group of marines led by an inexperienced, green officer being fed into the meat grinder so the company can get their own ayy lmao
you're just a dipshit
>>64535501
That s fucking retarded and you know it.
Was Timmy THE Whitest Kid?
>>64534604
you know,
i think he was
>>64534604
being a manchild is pretty fucking white, but so it being a lolsorandumb stoner, a loud obnoxious dudebro or an effeminate nerd.
what is the best WKUK and why is it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNXNJNJbJXg
Han, knowing it will be his last mission agrees to try and bring his son back home.Kylo then kills Hanand everyone thinks he failed, but when he wipes his sons face its a sign that his mission will be successfully completed and Kylo will once again return to the light.
Also Rey is probably a red herring. She's not actually the main character. The next two movies will focus more on Kylo and his redemption to the light.
KYLO IS THE TRUE MAIN CHARACTER.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Thats fucking retarded, it's too late for him to be redeemed. He literally completed his test
>>64534527
>Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Go back to Reddit.
>>64534693
>getting this butthurt at a phrase
>Uninspired, generic story
>overhyped lead performance
>annoying as fuck child actor
>anticlimactic ending
Why the fuck is this movie getting so much buzz?
Because love knows no boundaries
>>64534434
I just couldnt stand the fucking kid
>>64534434
I wish someone would switch this movie with "The Room" for shits and giggles.
>Russell Crowe
>The Goose
Who hyped?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-_HQ0bUzS8
>>64534335
My dad is way fucking hyped, me too
>>64534335
The trailer is good, but it comes across as one of those movies where the trailer is way more entertaining than the actual film.
>>64534335
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "It's no problem, I love to meet my fans".
I was impressed, and all I could say was "I love Drive", but he kept excitedly cutting me off with production anecdotes from the movie and giving me warm hand gestures. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard...
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What did JJ mean by this?
>>64534265
No no, thats a fan made picture. The director didn't actually intend to indicate he was a space-kkk member. Pictures like these are fan made and are great for sharing with friends and family through social media such as Facebook(tm)!
>>64534265
I always thought he was giving his equivalent of the "finger."
>>64534332
same
I just finished True Romance and I fucking loved it, I have never gotten that invested in a love story in any movie I have seen to date, literally every character in the movie is played by a great actor even minor roles were played by Pitt and Gandolfini, and the score was amazing.
What are some similar movies of this caliber, about a new couple getting wrapped up in a plot much bigger then them, or just something with a similar feel
wild at heart
Best movie qt wrote for sure
Gary Oldman deserved way more time in this movie
I'm sick of this shit, what do you guys use?
A Plex server and Chromecast.
I pay for movies because I'm not a theif
MPC-HC
ITT: last movie you watched
>>64534025
That's a flick, not a movie.
It was okay
>>64534055
You sound like such a fucking idiot
Movies you regret watching as a kid, because you were left to wander Blockbuster/Hollywood Video on your own
>>64534012
I remember watching this faggot shit on tv once and being mad as fuck when it was over
>>64534012
I guess we know where the talent in the Oedekerk family lies
>>64534012
>Loke Groundrunner
>Thumbation
This is so painfully gay I think I legitimately got AIDS, you should get your self tested anon
>tfw my local theater bought into the numbered seats system
what a terrible idea. who wants this shit? why? the way it used to be, you simply arrive on time, enter 10 minutes before the movie starts, and get the best seats. now i'm fucked because normal people hanging out with friends / girlfriend at the mall (only theater in town is in a mall) who go to the cinema because they are passing by will get the best seats since they reserved 3 hours prior. you learnt your lesson in the end, never go to the movies by yourself just got harder.
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Protest by discreetly destroying theater property and leaving pre-typed notes explaining why you're doing so
>>64533941
What the fuck? Why not just buy your seats early then instead of sperging out over something that could be easily resolved?
>>64534099
or i will be a piece of shit that doesnt respect seats and hope nobody comes to claim the one i sit on
>>64534209
i would need to buy them online and thats too much trouble because i dont have a credit card
otherwise i would need to be at the cinema like an hour before the movie starts and no film shown on my local theater is word that
What a hollow, showy, empty, overly long piece of shit, lacking in anything resembling meaning or humanity, coasting by on its behind-the-scenes gimmicks and a mere smattering of intense scenes.
>>64533912
The entire Mexican new wave are gimmicky hacks who are getting affirmative action awards because of their funny accents.
#BuildWall
David O Russell made the best film of 2015.
>>64533986
I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson.
>>64534000
Did joy not be good?
American hustle was solid.
Real life truly is stranger than fiction. "Going Clear" paints an engrossing narrative.
What do you think David "The Savage" Miscavige is up to nowadays? Did he watch "Going Clear"? Who'd he beat up after?
When are we getting an expose on Cult of the Vatican?
LRH and Miscavige are genuine Republican businessmen. Can't blame 'em for trying to make a buck.
Shit bait
>>64534214
In what possible way did you manage to conceive this as bait?
What's your favorite non meme Harrison Ford movie? (meme movies=Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Blade Runner)
Pick related is mine
>dat score
>>64533610
star wars
The Fugitive idiot
>>64533746
>the fugitive
thats not star wars