Would you watch a Live Action Daria movie?
If it had a Jewish actress who had very hairy arms, sure.
I liked Daria, but I don't think I would go watch it with friends. It was fitting for a tv format, not for cinema.
Daria can be black, I don't care either way about that. Her white-ness was not really essential to her character. I doubt they'd make Beavis and Butthead black, but we'll see. They'd also work with any race, at least in theory, but SJWs don't like blacks being portrayed in any negative light so they'd probably shitfit if there was a black B&B.
ITT: Premises that are just impossible to believe
>>71700184
clearly youre new
>>71700184
:^)
>>71700184
The most unbelievable part of that for me was that he didn't commit suicide by the age of 30
Mediocrities everywhere... I absolve you...
>>71700093
Is this the most generally liked movie on /tv/? Never seen anyone dislike it here.
>>71700093
Literal Shit: The Movie
>>71700093Play CIA
WHERE IS SHE!
GOTTA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>71699324
GIT R DUN
What do you guys think of this show?
WE'RE WIV DA POIKY BLOIIIINDAS
>>71697903
I didn't care for the first episode. I thought Sam Neill was going to be more GOAT. I just didn't care for it that much, and all the hipster music drove me nuts too.
>>71697903
I don't like the characters. I was hoping they failed everything troughout the first 2 seasons.
Is Archer a good show?
Call me a normie but I think it's funny
>>71697100
yes
>>71697100
It was
What was the purpose of these scenes?
>>71697009
to make the Bolton guy hated AND the other guy punished for what he did to the Stark family at the same time
>>71697009
for femdomfags
Hate Ramsey? He was the only reason I watched the series
What's the moral of this movie?
porn kills love
You can still get laid even if you look like an eskimo
>>71663775
>missing the point of the whole movie
wow
Apologize
Didn't know Rebel Wilson was in this movie.
>>71662033
kek
>>71662033
Got dragged along to see this new tarzan flick with some friends tonight.
My thoughts
>Action scenes are shaky cam with a million cuts
>zero continuity, waltz has empty hands one cut, then a tribal sheild, then spear too which he never uses, then two shields, then nothing, then a spear again.
>skaarsguard got ripped as fuck, dude is enormous. Totally sells the physicallity of the role
>I like the way they gave him ape like hands from running on all...
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Anything good about it at all?
>>71615624
There's a scene where margot robbie is trying to find tarzan in their house, and you just hear different animal sounds which margot identifies as mating calls from all these different animals.then they fugIt's a pretty fun way to use his animal talking abilities.
>>71615562
agree with you on the priest joke. The gorilla balls joke worked though. it got a big reaction in my theater.
Who else fapped to this scene growing up?
can you even imagine?
>>71703619
all gays
>>71703619
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing...
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Why did director Zack Snyder turn Batman into The Punisher?
It occurred to me the other day that, by giving us the origin and death of Superman leading into the Justice League, he's transformed the death of Superman from a largely meaningless comic book event into the sacrifice necessary to elevate a dark, cynical, "realistic" world into a new "Heroic Age." So there's yet another reason the religious imagery isn't meaningless. Viewed from that perspective, Superman isn't real-world Jesus, not "Space Jesus," but he's certainly become "comic book Jesus."
Let's...
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>>71703662
That's pretty much the same reason why Batman's arc starts with Miller's TDKR's version. They're destroying their heroes in order to build them again from the ground up.
This guy talked about all this too:
thegekdom.com/home/2016/4/30/a-thesis-on-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice
>On the flip side, Zack Snyder does the exact same thing with Batman and his decision to start this Batman’s character arc from the end of his career like Frank Miller’s...
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>>71703690
Something that didn't immediately hit me until I thought about how Bruce is presented in the movie - he's seeking "justice" against Clark when no one else is. Even the government's only looking to establish a dialogue with him, not bring him for any sort of crime. That's way out of bounds for mainstream Bruce.
Even if he holds Clark partially to blame for what happened in the Battle of Metropolis, he still doesn't hold that up to Alfred as the reason he's going after...
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Am I the only one that really hates Suicide Squad as a concept?
>Lol so edgy criminals who have to do what we say cause they got bombs inside them cuz we're the big bad evil shady government lmao!
>>71702575
The idea of a bunch of C-list villains being forced to fight bad guys by the government isn't bad, but I'm sure DC will fuck it up some way.
Yes, you're a super special snowflake and no-one else is like you >>>/tumblr/
>>71702575
I don't even get this copypasta. It's not funny
It's not going to make anyone mad
You're not even going to get a lot of responses with it
Like what's the point of posting this? Just to get a single reply? Well here is your reply. Hope this makes you happy
my family's in Florida... I'm in... New York?
*eyebrow wiggle*
what was his fucking problem?
>>71701173
he was addicted to nitrous at age 12 you'd be an asshole too
>>71701173
he was Alone At Home
>Cersei is the only person alive with a claim to the throne!
Enter Ser Pounce
That looks exactly like one of my cats...
>>71701128
Tommen I thought you were dead
ALL HAIL SER POUNCE, FIRST OF HIS NAME