Was JJ smoking meth between takes?
No character growth.
No long emotional shots.
Rapid fire dialogue.
Even the action was rushed.
What the fuck did I just watch.
It was like watching a tranny, on the outside there are females clothes, makeup, high heels and fake boobs. But it isn't a woman.
JJ's Star Wars has stormtroopers, Darth Vader 2.0, Death Star 3.0, Yavin and Tattooine 2.0, but it had no soul.
Literally Star Wars for the ADD generation.
>ywn watch this for the first time again
What is your favourite Breaking Bad episode and why is it Ozymandias?
>It's a "white people are everything wrong with the world" episode...
>its a 17 year old autist on a chinese cartoon forum obsesses about a 2 minute scene in a 2 hour movie that was most probably a lie told by a protagonist to get an aggressive reaction out of someone they wanted to kill and get away with by claiming self defense
Why was luna pissed on for believing in weird stuff when hogwarts was literally a high school for weird stuff?
that's the point, her beliefs were strange even by their standards
Name a film as simultaneously ambitious and brilliant as Mulholland Drive.
Pro-tip: [spoilers]It's extraordinarily unlikely that you'll be able to because it's the greatest film ever made.[/spoilers]
YOU TRULY ARE LOST. 4chan suddenly loves a stupid kids movie where the "hero" turns evil in about 4 minutes after turning in the main bad guy and then starts killing kids. The droids are cartoony and say stupid shit like "What that?", "That nothin" "uh-oh". Fucking Chewbacca and his gay home planet is there for no fucking reason and they are visited by Yoda of all people, who has nothing to do with Chewbacca. Padme dies randomly. Anakin still sucks. The scene where SHEEV kills the Jedi masters is fucking SESAME STREET GAY and the least...
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Have you ever based an opinion on a desire to be different than the mainstream even if it was contrary to how you actually felt? Or is it just something you think other people (whose opinions you disagree with) do?
I suspect that rarely if ever happens, and is nothing more than an easy way to dismiss opinions you don't like or can't argue against effectively.
not to mention the shit over the top lightsaber fight at the end. Its like pushing too fucking video game screens together and seeing what happens. Stupid unbelievable green screen bullshit convincing dumb virgins that its "epic". So fucking kiddie and lame.
What does /tv/ think of this?
UNSCHEDULED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION!
>Its an Asgards can't get O'Neill sence of humor episode
What happened to Sheev? He used to be so handsome.
>Bad movies with good trailers
I really like the Max Payne trailer.
I don't even like Marilyn Manson but the song in the trailer by him is really good.
So I finally watched Alien last year and just finished Aliens for the first time, and I'm confused.
People actually like Aliens and say it's as good/better than Alien and the point where the series died?
Alien was 1000x better than this boring overlong shooting gallery. I don't get how this is accepted.
ITT we apologize to Lucas.
This actually was pretty good.
I know he fucked up with Jar Jar, but fucking give Lucas a break. He's creatively exhausted from inventing Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, The Death Star, Lightsabers, Stormtroopers, Yoda, Boba Fett, Jabba the Hutt, Emperor Sheev, Jawas, the entire fucking Star Was universe we discuss and partake in, as well as Indiana Jones, pioneering in Industrial Light and Magic, revolutionizing picture and sound quality, and more.
Movie has only three flaws.
- trade federation comes off goofy instead of threatening
- final space "battle" with anakin autopiloting into the droid control ship and destroying everything is bs
the rest is great
>the Jedi prophesized to destroy the Sith
>you don't bring him along when you go to destroy the Sith
>literally arresting someone because they hold a different religious belief than you
daily reminder that the jedi were the villains in all this, Sheev wasn't even going to kill them until Mace Dindu chimped out