What the fuck did you just say?
>>64660701
J U S T
>>64660701
y-you're alittle guy
I-I'm a big guy.
Is this "JUST", the movie?
I can't remember the last time I've been so triggered by the way a movie devolved. Tarentino shoots 50% of a movie and then decides to say "fuck it m8, blimey" and proves once again he can't finish an entire movie without whipping his cock out and violently expunging his rancid year old precum to the thought of making niggers into this fucked up, Judeo-Christian style retribution avatar of vengeance bullshit.
Seriously fuck all of you, this movie is just terrifyingly metaphoric for how society is dead...
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>it's our fault that tarantino has a cuck fetish
Yeah, its other peoples fault that Tarantino is a little faggot cuck that jerked his little boycock off to niggers fucking his mother.
>>64660946
>you've literally killed Tarentino
I will have this on my Tombstone.
thanks Op you've just made my day. I will not achieve anything higher than this in life.
the hack needed to be fucking killed.
Are the Averys your average incest infested Irish family?
>>64660696
Yes.
Is Mike your average "white" American? Guy looks like he loves it up the ass.
Avery isn't an Irish name. they're probably mutts like all white Americans though so they could have some Irish in them somewhere
Why does this get so much hate? I don't get it.
>>64660894
Same reason people hate LoK
It shat all over the ATLAB
>>64661041
is LoK any good?
aside from shitting all over the original
>>64660894
because it wasn't a carbon copy of the cartoon
Name a movie which is literally Reddit.
Name a movie which is literally 4chan.
Go.
guardians of the galaxy
lars and the real girl
The Martian
Moon
>>64660679
TFA
Avatar
Don't they have condoms in Star Wars?
No. Just holorubbers.
Usless against high midichlorian count seedlings.
if he was so scared of his wife dying he should've just forced her to abort
>ywn wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat next to padame
Jesus christ, yesterday I pretty much found out that you can't really have proper conversations about movies with normies at ALL
>be at birthday party
>overhear conversation about Star Wars
>one girl tries to explain the Skywalkers to another one who doesn't know jack shit about SW movies
>"And the black guy with the red saber is Darth Vader"
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>talking to normies about movies
Hide your power levels m8. It can only cause harm.
They watch like 3 movies every year and get super defensive about what they've seen.
>>64660620
This
They are the literally bottom of the barrel, don't dirty yourself by engaging with them
>>64660620
>Hide your power levels m8. It can only cause harm.
I know dude but holy shit, you should've been there. the only thing missing from the darth vader conversation was the girl trying to explain the character making literal lightsaber noises
>They watch like 3 movies every year and get super defensive about what they've seen
that's the problem. I wouldn't have said anything if those fuckers hadn't gotten me...
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>It's an Iñárritu pretends to be Terrence Malick episode
>>64660477
GIBBE OSCAR PLSSSSSSS
>>64660579
That wasn't the oscar bait scene did you even watch the movie?
>>64660579
Big guy was good though
So does Scotland exist in the star wars universe?
I like to think that shortly after gaining our independence, we developed our own space program (free from the perfidious hinderences of england).
With the now unfettered genius of Scottish science, we launch space colonists looking for a new life beyond the stars. The journey is perilous, and scant few Scots are braw enough to take the risk. Most end up as two bit gangsters like this bloke.
Also what's this ''kanji club''? Kanji is a japanese writing system. Does this mean Japan...
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>So does America exist in the Star Wars universe?
>So does Bongland exist in the Star Wars universe?
>>64660487
>So does reddit exist in the Star Wars universe?
>>64660420
Shut the fuck up, porridge wog
Lately I've been seeing a lot of criticism of TFA with people asking the question of why, without any formal training, are Rey and Finn able to hold their own in Lightsaber duels. It seems to be such an issue that they see Rey as some sort of cartoon, that she couldn't possibly be able to beat Kylo Ren and therefore the entire plot of the movie is ruined.
I think there is a disconnect between people who grew up with the prequels and those who grew up with the OT. There seems to be this idea among some people that you need extensive Lightsaber training to even look...
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Training to use the Force is mind over matter first, it is about controlling your feelings, focusing, accepting the Force as your guide, and learning to feel the energy of the Force that surrounds you. That connection to the Force is where a Jedi's power comes from. The dark side is a more seductive path because strong emotions - anger, fear, hatred, etc., can help you feel a connection to the Force by focusing on something tangible and real, making it easier for an untrained mind to gain power. A Jedi's training is difficult because it focuses largely on the intangible...
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So this leads me first to Finn. There's some criticism of him being able to hold his own against a Force user in a Lightsaber duel and that he shouldn't even know how to use one (even if he does have some melee training). Put simply, he sucks at using a Lightsaber. He loses twice, badly, and is nearly killed both times. He is not established at any point in the movie to have a strong connection to the Force (except for possibly when he hears screams during the attack on the Hosnian system), and loses because he is not using the Force as his ally during those fights.
We...
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Which leads me back to Finn, and specifically his fight with Kylo Ren. Do any of the things listed above sound familiar? We have a Force user who has been physically and emotionally wounded, who is quickly losing his ability to control his mind and is most likely losing his connection to the Force. It's no wonder that Finn was able to get a shot in on him.
And Rey, a person who until only recently began testing her powers, is unable to match Ren until she focuses and let's the Force flow through her. Ren is not any stronger than he was against Finn, a guy who literally...
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This is what we have become.
Reddit pride
World wide
Why is rebbits sense of humour so terrible?
you brought in on yourselves
http://www.dailydot.com/geek/oscar-isaac-atlas-shrugged-shirt-ayn-rand-libertarian/
>A five-year-old Ayn Rand reference is making serious waves in Oscar Isaac's huge new fanbase—and all of Tumblr is along for the ride.
>The Star Wars heartthrob, who has been enjoying intense newfound fame with the release of The Force Awakens, turned heads for a different reason this week, when a 2011 photo of him in an Atlas Shrugged T-shirt made the rounds.
Oscar Isaac is truly Our Guy
He is so based
>>64659844
I hated him until I found out he was 5'8"
thanks manlet memes
What is Atlas Shrugged about? Why is it so popular?
It's got the most overrated actor in America in it. I simply don't care how good the production values are.
404 edition
You know what?
Fuck the autists.
This movie isn't fucking horrible. In fact, it's far from it.
It was also a return to traditional filmmaking despite the few CGI scenes they provided which is expected for a modern film.
Rey is not a fucking Mary-Sue and this is not a piece of Feminist/SJW propaganda.
The wieners and complainers are merely butthurt because this wasn't their Star Wars which clearly shows that they feel the world revolves around them.
This is a symptom of autism and therefore they need to take their Domestos.
That...
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Fuck off troll
$20 has been successfully deposited into your ShillPal.
>>64659684
Nice madpost, autist.
I don't understand why people thought this would be a hit.
It's a three-hour movie taking place almost entirely in one room. Its pre-release buzz focused mostly on things only nostalgia buffs would get excited for: 70mm film format, an overture/intermission, a "roadshow" release. And the unique selling points are contradictory: The 70mm format is a treat for the senses! would be a great selling point...for a Western with breathtaking mountain vistas, not for a movie taking place in one room? Same goes for the three-hour run time: three hours might promise...
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>>64659660
tl;dr
tl,dr: uno farto @ 3:17
a movie by a hack made for hackers